More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame

[Qing]

Nothing wrong with lace, but I can't imagine those are comfortable to wear.

Indeed.





Leaves very little to the imagination. :?

[CowgirlJulius]

This isn't on T$R, but it's by a T$R creator.  It's supposed to be business wear.  Maybe if you're Erin Brokovich?  Especially the one on the right.  Maybe she forgot her shirt?

I wear a very similar outfit to the office as the one in the middle.  The one on the left doesn't seem inappropriate but the one on the right - maybe she's a high class stripper? 

[CatOfWar]

That T$R red flower bikini Qing found has a horrid, horrid bump map!  I looks like the pattern is made of puffy paint.  Bump maps are not, NOT greyscale textures!  And in the few cases when you do want to make them that way, lower the contrast!  RAAARGH!  (pet peeve)

[Qing]

That T$R red flower bikini Qing found has a horrid, horrid bump map!  I looks like the pattern is made of puffy paint.  Bump maps are not, NOT greyscale textures!  And in the few cases when you do want to make them that way, lower the contrast!  RAAARGH!  (pet peeve)

They do sorta look like they're made out of puffy paint! Weird. It looks like I can touch it or something. Still, the lower part is way too low for me - it looks like it'll fall off.

[ScooterBabe]

They do sorta look like they're made out of puffy paint! Weird. It looks like I can touch it or something. Still, the lower part is way too low for me - it looks like it'll fall off.

Or rub you raw in all of the wrong places.

[CatOfWar]

Qing, you're quite right, smutware is smutty.  I completely lost sight of the point of this thread when the bump map from hell shut down my brain.

[Qing]

Or rub you raw in all of the wrong places.

ROFL.

Honestly, I don't think that the *coughfreakscough* at T$R mind that at all...

Qing, you're quite right, smutware is smutty.  I completely lost sight of the point of this thread when the bump map from hell shut down my brain.

Well, despite its smuttiness - it deserves to be critiqued. Rightly so.

[Austere]

I love that most of TSR's swimsuits and bikinis come with high heeled sandals attached.

[CatOfWar]

I love that most of TSR's swimsuits and bikinis come with high heeled sandals attached.

Well, of course!  When you're swimming in the ocean, and get attacked by a shark, you want to kick it in the nose, but not with your pretty, soft, girlie feet.  Shark skin is rough!  You need stilletos!

[They]

I love that most of TSR's swimsuits and bikinis come with high heeled sandals attached.

Well, of course!  When you're swimming in the ocean, and get attacked by a shark, you want to kick it in the nose, but not with your pretty, soft, girlie feet.  Shark skin is rough!  You need stilletos!

Not to mention it's a great self-defense tool by being able to gouge your attacker's eyes with your sandal heels.

[PrincessKoriandr]

Maybe she doesn't want anything touching the bottom of her feet...like the water. 

[CatOfWar]

Also, you might think it's difficult to walk around a sandy beach in high heels, but when you wear heels with your bikini, and half your ass is hanging out the back, and you're covered with puffy paint, you are so HAWT that guys will carry you around!  Problem solved!

[Qing]

I actually found them in the underwear section but they do make good swim wear. Hell, I can't tell the difference. :/

[CatOfWar]

I actually found them in the underwear section but they do make good swim wear. Hell, I can't tell the difference. :/

Don't worry, neither can the creator.

[They]

Gah! Not to mention the background text:

"READY TO BE SEDUCED", I'm assuming.