God or some other higher form of deity with an omnipotent power. OR! The ignore feature.
I'm not the type of person to take Caturday macros to heart. I'll try and find something topic relevant on MTS2 for the sake of the midlife crisis.

LMFAO. "Yes sir"?

Lol. Old meme. Good job there, big wig. Really pulled a sidewipe with that one.

The "adults" talked to me before I gave a damn about them. I never acted like anything even synonymous with a fool. You people just blow things out of proportion like something as irrelevant as meiosis. You people assumed off the break that I came here for everyone to give a damn about me. Trust me, I didn't. People were talking shit about me when my account was deleted the second time.  You people are making me way more important than I need to be and it all would simmer down if you stopped giving a fuck about me and moved on. It was flattering at first, but find a new hobby. "Let's all tell clitfist how offensive their name is" is getting a bit old.

I like how I told the person to move on and you're just adding onto it.

1. Because I find this funny.
2. It was sarcasm. They wanted me to say something more meaningful, so obviously that has meaning.
3. I don't care if people dislike me.

I think the topic should stay being about that person's avatar since you aren't saying anything more prevalent than anyone else has said. It was better that way.

Lmfao are you bitching about me apologizing?
Change the tampon, douchebag.

That's the type of response you want right? HOSTILITY AND VERBALIZATION! God forbid I APOLOGIZE to somebody lmfaaaaoooo.

I'm sorry.

Whoa. Is that for teens?

Lmfao. You must ignore "it" too. Then the repitition will alllll disappear.
No. It's not a game to do* anything. I have the right to post so I do it. I have the right to an "offensive" username so I made it. This conflicts with people's emotions. I don't think this site is mean or that the people are mean. I think that this site is filled with people who are used to one another. So once one disagrees, they all disagree. That seems almost cult like to me. It's cute though. And very funny. I posted here to thank people, maybe state something or asking something, and occasionally laugh at random funny shit. Don't like it? SUPRISE!!! Ignore me.

Who said I don't like the members? I don't care about the members. They obviously care about me. Thusly, I don't care enough to ignore them. How much easier is it for them to ignore me than me to ignore all of them? Not much easier at all.
Well, have him ban me.

Lmao. I didn't say anything to anyone initially aside from one person. Show me where I came into this thread with "my ass on my shoulders" to begin with.
If anything, people are taking their unloving regret filled childhood out on me. Did I say something to Darqstar to begin with?
No.
Did I say something to ANYone aside from that one individual whose childhood really made me frown?
No.
There are HOW many members on this site? Those of whom actually give enough concern about me to have some negative insight on me, ignore me. Those of whom don't, there's obviously no need to right?
My posts would have never come off as "hostile" if nothing was said from me from the getgo. I come across as an ass and a 12 year old because rather than quiver in fear at regs bandwagoning and anticlitfist campaign, I continue to respond to those who respond to me. I'd HATE to make someone feel left out or disappointed that I didn't respond to them. But I don't feel like the same should be done for me.

I feel like people are making me waaaaay more important than I should be. And the continuous bickering about my username just makes me want to keep it. I don't care if you find it offensive. I personally find names like this and ones like Blackbeard's Bitch and so on hilarious. The fact that you all are baaaawing your hearts out of it is disappointing. Don't post for the sake of telling me how offensive my name is. It'll get you nowhere unless you're reporting me or something like that.

I'm responding to those who respond to me. I laughed in several different threads, but I didn't find people telling me "STFU WITH THAT SPAM" in there, so why wasn't it said there?
Why is my post content only seen as hostile/offensive/worthy of you people's attention here? Go yell at me in Ask A Pirate. Go yell at me in Nouk's post your creation thread. Go get offended at me LMAOing in some other thread.

Since anyone else LMAOing, finding something funny and commenting about it, or otherwise isn't spam for them, but it's spam for me.

You don't see me trailing back and considering those post spams and waving the finger of shame at them. Why? Because it's truly said that you people care about those things. Usernames, laughter, and me period.

You won't ever see me laugh if you ignore me. And before any one questions why I haven't ignored the people revolting against me, it's because I have no problem with you all. I don't know/don't care/never will know or care any of you. You people give a damn about me right? Ignore me! Report me to the big wigs controlling this site as nothing more than a 12 year old troll who won't shut up in this dog eat dog forum! Get me permabanned for my consistent responses to people who respond to me. Hang me at the gallows and riot my membership until you so find my existence here abolish.
Humor me.

As I've said before, I've had this username for years. Couldn't give a fuck less what you and anyone else thinks about it. Don't like it? Ignore me. You'll never see it again right?
I never said anything "speaking wisdom". As I stated before that you conveniently have lost sight of, I have never directly stated anything at anyone who HASN'T said anything to me first outside of a few thank yous, a question, and something to the power of "I've never heard of a case like that".
I didn't say shit to YOU. You said shit to ME. If you didn't like what I said? Ignore me. It really is not that hard. You people have been here long enough to know how to use it.
I chose a username I've been using. Whoopdeefuckingdoo. Whether it offends you people in no way concerns me. That's your problem and the people who made this forum created a way to resolve it.
If you do not like me then ignore me. The only thing come across as the act of a 12 year old is your persistent insistence on NOT ignoring and moving the fuck on.

Because if YOU have a problem with me and anyone else does, all YOU and anyone else has to do is ignore me. This forum lets you know what's new and up-to-date in the booty as well as has a place open for requests. Why NOT be here for that? Because you and whomever else don't like me? Remind me to give a fuck tomorrow because I sure as hell don't give one today.