Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[ihavenoteeth]

I'm pretty sure the fashion show thing was started by The Chamber, his were done much better too, fake little audience and everything. I don't recall seeing the sexy walk everywhere until maybe Emilie and Sera started using it for their previews. i wish sims could trip while doing that, it would serve them right >.<

[jesserocket]

I'm pretty sure the fashion show thing was started by The Chamber, his were done much better too, fake little audience and everything. I don't recall seeing the sexy walk everywhere until maybe Emilie and Sera started using it for their previews. i wish sims could trip while doing that, it would serve them right >.<

That amuses me. The falling down. I kept hoping it would happen when I watched that fashion show. I lul'd when two models almost walked into each other though...

[Captain Berg]

What bugs/amuses me  - except for everything that has already been mentioned - is how the animations in her Fashion Show From Hell so not blend together:

The model walks her way to the end of the podium. Carla Niven decides to use some pose from Squinge's "Hula&More" hack. What happens? Model jumps -in about a nano second - to that position, stays like frozen  for a while, then jumps back to normal sim animation.

And it looks like shit.

UGLYUGLYUGLYSTUPIDCARLANIVEN!!!

Sorry, but that's how I feel about it...

[lemmiwinks]

Ok, I've seen it now. Carla does not just need destroying, she needs an extended period of torture prior, for inflicting this on innocents.

Edit... I feel like a victim of a terrorist attack. Send Carla to Gitmo.

[Captain Berg]

It looks like it could get even worse:

CARLA NIVEN RESORT WEAR

DECEMBER 1ST FASHION SHOW.  

DON'T MISS IT...

I can't wait. No, seriously!  :lol:

[Phelim]

I finally watched the damn thing, and I'm going to assume that it cannot possibly be my machine at fault for the seriously shitty moments of graphic degradation, nor when time seems to randomly slow down or speed up.

I think it's too adorable for words that I kept hearing someone waving a cowbell around as these girls were sashaying down the runway looking 'too sexy for my audience' (which must be true, since they were all on about babies, magic, and bladder desperation).  If those hips were swinging any more violently someone might have lost an eye.

I also thought it was very cute that one of the models was so shy that she barely made it onto the runway before looking like she was about to piss and subsequently scampering off backstage again.  And what was with those bits with the Fier name scrolling by and whatnot, totally obscuring the actual clothing?

Was Carla so ashamed of those outfits that she had to hide them from view?  Was the misdirected spotlight on purpose, or just a shoddy mistake?  (Personally, I think the general lack of lighting says quite a bit about her own feelings on the collection.  She thinks it sucks, too.)

At any rate... Bravo!  I shall have to spork myself most violently if we don't see another of these enthralling shows soon.

P.S. I don't have sound turned on, so naturally my overactive imagination provided it for me based on what I was seeing.

(And I was really thrilled to be reminded that her site breaks all over the place viewed with Firefox.)

[anoramic]

Phelim, I idolize you.

[liegenschonheit]

The "sexy walk" has been thoroughly abused. It used to be kind of ammusing to see my romance sims puff themselves up and go sauntering over to flirt, especially when they got shot down.

Now every freaking person has their models do it, and it is just annoying.

[Solowren]

OH NO THAT BITCH DID NOT!!!

D:<

That is a remix of my favorite song playing in the background. How DARE she defile it with that ugly shit she calls a fashion show!

[ScurvyLass]

Carla Niven is a blasphemer of style and good taste!

[lemmiwinks]

Carla Niven is a blasphemer of style and good taste!

You used "Carla Niven" "style" and "good taste" in a single sentance. Very bad.
My usage my be excused because it is just for condemning you for just plain wrongness. (Insert proper smiley here for people who are too sensitive).

[DemonStar]

Well, sended a little mail to him, cuz I was bored and I hate the site ya...
*Waiting for a funny little answer* XD

[jesserocket]

I also thought it was very cute that one of the models was so shy that she barely made it onto the runway before looking like she was about to piss and subsequently scampering off backstage again.

If you mean the one at the very end, I think that may have been CARLA NIVEN HERSELF(!!!!!111), thanking the audience for being such a great and appreciative audience...when not chatting about ghosts, and being ejected by security for needing to pee...

[ScurvyLass]

Carla Niven is a blasphemer of style and good taste!

You used "Carla Niven" "style" and "good taste" in a single sentance. Very bad.
My usage my be excused because it is just for condemning you for just plain wrongness. (Insert proper smiley here for people who are too sensitive).

My bad!  I have been duly chastised and will never use Carla Niven and "style" and "good taste" in the same sentence ever again.  Shit!  :twisted:

[fourohfourerror]

I have ALWAYS hated that stupid sexy walk and that pose where they put their hands on their butts, it looks extremely retarded to me.  I like how she didn't even get rid of the plumbbob, she just kept switching which models were active.  What was with that effect where everything went black and red and blue?  Actually, what was with all the effects?

*edited for retarded-ness