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Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 04:58:33 Since I got my new Bonita 'you ain't heard it from me cuz I ain't one to gossip' avatar and it involves a pay site, I thought I would share a little dirt about this one.
Openhousejack is a 27 year old man who lives with his parents. He doesn't have a job other than looking at porn on the net and selling himself to overweight men he found on Craig'slist and is one of those 'Oh poor me please pay for my content so I can eat' panhandler types. His site is here: http://openhouse.webgalstudios.com/ And here are some of his blogs via Myspace: (Warning: You may not want to read some of these blogs if you have a weak stomach) http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22695238&blogID=40144602 Quote I need to earn money besides doing Sims Okay, I have a Sims website, a website on customizing contents for your Sims. Sims 2 came out, and I need to learn how to make Sims 2 clothing, objects, etc meshes. I have tried on several occasions, and its really confusing, difficult and mind boggling to make new meshes. My site is a donation site. If you donate you get to access the things that needs donations. I don’t have many people donating. First I actually made my site into a donation site because I was offering some nice ass shit for people to download for free. I realize that some paysites needed people to pay or donate to download there shit, and some of their downloads are rubbish. So I made my site into a donation site, I was thinking, I guess I can earn a bit of cash for little things. “ A BIT” is right. I know people are not going to all donate. But, now, I need to find another way to earn cash, so I can save it for school in Philippines, which will cost around $3,000 to $4,000 for a registered nurse course. That will also include books, uniforms, internship, etc. Running my site isn’t really going to help any with my schooling, as I said, not a lot has donated. I can’t think of anything else though to earn cash. I just really need new meshes for Sims 2. New meshes will help me get a little more people donating. I need to learn or get new meshes. I’m really good at re-coloring shit, or altering things. If I get new meshes I can tantalize or amaze people to donate so they can download what they’re craving. But, to get the new meshes, I have to pay for them. I recolor, but its not just boring old re-coloring; I have to think of new ways to alter the textures, not just by changing the color. But re-coloring it to something no one has done yet. Example the floating paintings I made, or the glass door that is stripped. So to get new meshes, I have to pay for it. Which really sucks, I was thinking of looking for free ones. But, why would someone make or give you a mesh that you can use to get money from. That’s what sucks. I’m not getting money for the hell of it, but I’m trying to save a bit for school. I see other sites now that are Sims 2 with new meshes, like flares, or better skirts, or new shapes for objects. To ask them or someone, who has a membership to the site with the meshes I want, seems like its only beneficial for me. They had to pay to be a member of that site, just like they have to donate to my site, and I’m asking them just to give it to me for free. I can’t really give anything back to them, probably a download of the new re-coloring I did of the mesh they gave me. So, what else can I do to earn cash? remember now, I can’t work. The reason I can’t work is in my previous journal entries. So if your willing to help me with my schooling or new meshes, email me. Really pathetic as usual, nice, I feel so low. A 16-year-old can earn more money than I can. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22695238&blogID=40144858 Quote Internet is my life. Yes you can say I’m a fucking loser. But that’s all I have to keep me entertained. You think of something to do when you have no cash to buy yourself shit to entertain yourself with. Why don’t you do your Sims stuff? I already did that earlier this afternoon, so I have nothing else to do now. There’s something to do, clean the bathroom, what else hmmm, nothing else, zero. There’s nothing else to fucking do, or there’s nothing else that I can do that isn’t boring as well or that I want to do. Why don’t you go out? Yeah go out were, I need to ride the bus to go anywhere here, that’s 2 dollars that I can’t really waste because of boredom. Ride a bike? Nope no bike, and the drivers here in Houston are fucking stupid, and including my dad, he is a bad driver. Want to know my routine? Here is most of it, except for some tiny details like taking a shit, or taking a shower. This is my weekday routine, weekend, other things have to be added, like doing the laundry, or not running. I don’t run on weekends and on Wednesday. Wake up at 11am or 12pm, eat one hot dog, drink coffee, and watch a tiny bit of TV. That’s about an hour or an hour and a half. By the way, coffee makes your shit smell like hell. Then, see what I can update next on the Sims, if nothing, then I sleep till 4pm, but wait for 3 hours from the time you woke up, before you can go back to sleep. If it hasn’t been 3 hours, waste time again being bored and doing nothing again or pigging out till 4pm. I pig out due to boredom or when I’m stressed or depressed. That’s good I have cigarettes, but that doesn’t last too long, I would have to hook up again to get more. I smoke when I’m stressed or depressed instead of eating, well sometimes. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22695238&blogID=40143553 Quote Since I’m getting donations from My Sims site, OpenHouse for sims. My mom jokingly asks me for money, but I know she does mean it, even if she’s asking jokingly because she has an attitude about. Attitude like I’m using her. But it is true, I’m using her paypal account, I don’t have a credit card, I can’t open my own. But not using in a sense that, I’m "using using" her. And now for the nasty stuff (don't say you weren't warned!) http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22695238&blogID=99777625 Quote Anwyays, also, trey emailed me again. Trey is a guy i met on craiglists, weve fucked a couple of times already, but he never has a towel for me to clean myself after he fucks me. He just goes right away to the shower, leaving me alone. I hate that, well i might call him still, who wouldn't say no to sex. I'll ask for a towel before we start, if i decide to go. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22695238&blogID=40145139 Quote Cum Filled Floors On Friday, this guy I’ve been with for 3 time or 4 times now went to an adult 24 hour porn place. This is my first time at a place were you pay for a booth to watch video. He gave me $5 and I followed him to the back of this adult store. You go in the back, then you choose a small room, more like a janitor closet and you watch video and jerk off I guess. Anyways, it was dark in there, and the floor were sticky. Ewww, the floor is sticky because of sugar. Lots of sugar, no, no, I’m kidding, it was cum, or dried up cum that made the floor sticky. It was sleazy, which I think is kinda hot. Anyways, we didn’t do much in the little room we were at. We just stood next to each other, while watching gay porn, touching each other, and we just jerked off. The floor was nasty ewww. We contributed to the cum on the floor though, it was an honor. After that we went to wall mart and washed my sneakers soul. I had to wash it because if your sneakers have dirty cummy soul, it goes to hell. I’m joking about that part, duh. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22695238&blogID=40143096 Quote I'm officially a whore I think I’m officially a whore. Well if he does decide to pay me the next time he wants to fuck me. I have this guy online that will pay me for sex, but first wants to have sex with me to see if he will pay for sex, and if he wants to have sex again with me next time. The next time he does want to have sex he pays me. But since he gets to fuck me to test me, I want something too, I asked for VERSACE underwear. I’m going to ask for at least $200, if that’s too high then $150 then lowest is $100. I’ve been with him before, he bought me hugo boss cologne, 6sec abs, a jockstrap, and a cd burner. He got from me was to eat my ass, suck my cock, and fuck me with a dildo. He is Fat, and nasty. I actually just used him before to get the cologne etc, but now I need him. I need him for my future. But I will do anything for money since I don’t have any, since, I’m an immigrant and can’t work. But I won’t get sick for money. There’s no job out there, I tried looking for odd jobs, but rarely find one or any. Plenty of baby sitting jobs, but they want females. ... I’m going to need a lot of smoking. But there is hope, joy told me that her boss. A family “friend” might get a contract to do some metal plating and they need them to be polished. So I was considered to be a polisher. I hope that he does get the contract and hires me. If not, I guess I’ll just imagine that this fat guy who is fucking me and making me suck his cock is someone else. Scott speed, eric bana or hmmm, gabriel soto. How depressing. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22695238&blogID=40143274 Quote I want to ozzz cum out of my asshole I want to bareback, but I don’t want HIV. So I don’t think will ever get to bareback. I think it so hot When a guy is fucking a guy in the ass and he pulls out before he is going to cum. Then cums comes out of his cock, and then he puts his cock back in the ass. He puts his full load in the ass, then afterwards, the cum start dripping out. That’s fucking hot. What hotter is after that guy cummed in the ass, another guys fucks the ass and does the same thing. And after maybe 3 or 4 guys have cummed in the ass, another guy would suck the cum out of the ass whole and eat it. Isn’t that hot. I’ve seen pictures of these. I want a barebacking DVD or video, but the only place I can think of that is cheap to buy at is at catalogx.com, but I don’t have a credit card, and hell no I’m not going to ask my mom. Anyways, I rather save my money for school than buying porn. But, damn, I wish I could see one live, but at least a DVD or video is close enough. Oh and I found this on a Google search: http://www.talkaboutsupport.com/group/alt.support.jock-strap/messages/76257.html Quote where can i bid on Dirty JOckstrap with out having to register my credit card number by "JackJaydee@[EMAIL PROTECTED] " <JackJaydee@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Oct 10, 2005 at 05:39 PM where can i bid on Dirty JOckstrap with out having to register my credit card number Now you know where your paysite donation money goes to folks! Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 07, 05:05:30 no comment on the personal life. ew.
as for his site-- wait a minute. all I could find there was stuff that was made by other people, listed for free! oh, I see, his stuff is the cleverly hidden stuff. got it. @.@ Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 07, 05:06:01 Hahaha, Motoko-- or should I say Bonita? :lol: That was... gosh, I don't know what to say. *dies laughing*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 07, 05:09:45 Wrong thread to be reading while you are eating fruity pebbles with milk. Or while you are eating anything in general.
Ok but here is an idea. Instead of whoring his body out, why doesn't he just get a job? Lord my schooling was about $6,000 a year, and I didn't have to spread my legs to get through it. I just got off my ass and found some employment. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 05:11:39 Here's his explanation of why he is a paysite:
http://openhouse.webgalstudios.com/info.html Quote Why is OpenHouse a paysite? I'm a paysite cause i'm not american yet, the only way i can earn money is through my site making skins. If my lawyer, or, if i ever get married to an american, then my site will be free since i will be able to work. So yes, it's about money. Imagine yourself almost hitting 30, and still living with your parents, doing nothing but sitting on your ass and not able to buy what you want or need. Second my host charges me for being hosted, and also, i got tired of people stealing my shit and claiming it as their own and putting it up for downloas in other sites without giving me credit or asking me first. Ah yes, I see. It's because he isn't a US citizen. Because of course no one who is not a US citizen has ever earned money in the US. :roll: Damn, someone should have told that to my father while he was earning money for the 9 years between when he came to the US and actually became a citizen. And all that time he was working and earning a living he wasn't really able to. Who knew? :P Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 07, 05:11:50 OMFG
"Enter username and password for "IwishIwasAmericamBritishNancy" at openhouse.webgalstudios.com" Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateBooty on 2006 November 07, 05:14:28 Oh my. I'm interested in what else you can dig up!
edit: THAT VIDEO ON HIS MYSPACE IS DAMN CREEPY Title: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 07, 05:15:29 Quote from: "Motoki" Here's his explanation of why he is a paysite: http://openhouse.webgalstudios.com/info.html Quote Why is OpenHouse a paysite? I'm a paysite cause i'm not american yet, the only way i can earn money is through my site making skins. If my lawyer, or, if i ever get married to an american, then my site will be free since i will be able to work. So yes, it's about money. Imagine yourself almost hitting 30, and still living with your parents, doing nothing but sitting on your ass and not able to buy what you want or need. Second my host charges me for being hosted, and also, i got tired of people stealing my shit and claiming it as their own and putting it up for downloas in other sites without giving me credit or asking me first. Ah yes, I see. It's because he isn't a US citizen. Because of course no one who is not a US citizen has ever earned money in the US. :roll: Damn, someone should have told that to my father while he was earning money for the 9 years between when he came to the US and actually became a citizen. And all that time he was working and earning a living he wasn't really able to. Who knew? :P LOL Right cause we are supposed to believe that whereever this guy is from there is no employment to be found.... yet there are computers, the internet and sims. Sure.... Also it is sooo easy to find work in the US without being a citizen. I could go out and do it tomorrow if I wanted. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 07, 05:15:39 The more we know we know about these paysites, the more it gets dirty. XD
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Immy on 2006 November 07, 05:16:14 *Stabs at his eyes*
Is this an archetype for custom content sellers? :shock: Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:17:49 Err. Wow. I knew he was gay, and I'm quite aware of the things that go on in that case, so no shock with the gay sex bit. At least he's getting some, right? But prostitution? Now then, maybe if we would all kick in a bit more money to his pay site he wouldn't have to sell his body on craigslist. Then he could buy his own versacce underwear and hugo boss cologne.
And uh, pay for nursing school. Yeah. Also, I'm a bit disgruntled that he is using paysite revenue to buy dirty jockstraps. Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 07, 05:18:00 the more I read the more I'm convinced it's a hoax to make us think paysites are evil..
Pescado? That you cleverly disguised as a paysite-owning whore? Title: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 07, 05:22:10 Solution
http://www.workpermit.com/us/us.htm Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 05:25:49 I'm gay too so I certainly don't think that's anything to be ashamed of, but I don't do whore myself out (for underwear no less!) or claim I need to make a living off of Sims2 stuff for crying out loud.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: heaven-Leigh on 2006 November 07, 05:26:47 I'm at a loss for words... I think I prefer those that say they have mental health problems so need donation money than that shit....
Title: Openhousejack Post by: BlueSoup on 2006 November 07, 05:27:14 :roll:
And I hope all the paysite-defenders out there read this shit and tell me still that all paysites are just doing it for the fucking bandwidth. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 05:29:18 If he's in Houston, which is in Texas, then it would pe quite easy for him to find work illegally.
Does he know how many illegals are working in Texas? Has he not seen the obvious? While I don't agree with making profit illegally, he's already crossed that line with his site it seems. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:31:25 That is a very good point Feverish. Maybe he thinks he's too good to be out there working with the mexicans who cross over illegally. Or maybe he's too damn lazy. Say what they will about them, mexicans who come to the US are seriously some of the hardest workers I've ever seen.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 07, 05:31:41 Oh and at least, he's honest: he's doing this for money, not for bandwith. If he wants to buy a jockstrap, that's his thing.
I don't actually see the need to be hosted on a paid host when you actually really need money, unless it's a very cheap one. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 05:31:51 He's back in Seattle now, but not like there's no illegal work going on here. :P
There are such things as green cards and work permits etc too. It might be a pain in the ass to have to go through red tape, but other people manage somehow. He's been in the US since he was a kid so it's not like he just got off the boat either. Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateBooty on 2006 November 07, 05:32:30 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" That is a very good point Feverish. Maybe he thinks he's too good to be out there working with the mexicans who cross over illegally. Or maybe he's too damn lazy. Say what they will about them, mexicans who come to the US are seriously some of the hardest workers I've ever seen. and they're also some of the most underpaid, abused, misused and ripped off Title: Openhousejack Post by: Xerolize on 2006 November 07, 05:33:42 this is all so funny :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:33:44 Prostitution is certainly easier, it seems. He just has to show up, close his eyes, and think of Eric Bana.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 05:34:50 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" Prostitution is certainly easier, it seems. He just has to show up, close his eyes, and think of Eric Bana. LMAO!!! :lol: Perhaps he can wear a $25 weave and some bad Carla Niven while he prostitutes himself while thinking of Eric Bana Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateBooty on 2006 November 07, 05:35:44 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" Prostitution is certainly easier, it seems. He just has to show up, close his eyes, and think of Eric Bana. Hahahahaha holy shit. I almost ruined my keyboard. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:36:56 What else would he wear when he's standing on the streetcorner? That $25 dollar weave lets his john's know that he aint no low class ho. And that Carla Niven is almost as good as vercacce, if you look at them in the dark.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 07, 05:37:06 Quote from: "PirateBooty" Quote from: "liegenschonheit" That is a very good point Feverish. Maybe he thinks he's too good to be out there working with the mexicans who cross over illegally. Or maybe he's too damn lazy. Say what they will about them, mexicans who come to the US are seriously some of the hardest workers I've ever seen. and they're also some of the most underpaid, abused, misused and ripped off True but we are also talking about a guy who is willing to whore himself out to a gross fat guy. I am sure there is something better out there than that. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 05:37:07 They are underpaid.
It makes it harder on everyone in the end. But he can't sit there and lie and say he can't do it. Alot of them can barely speak english if they can speak it at all, and yet they don't come online whining about being a prostitute and not being able to buy designer underwear. I'm not gonna lie, I wear cotton hanes her way and they feel just fine on my toosh. And they come 6 to a pack for about 7 bucks. It seems he needs to learn how to live within his means as well. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:38:56 Quote from: "Feverish" It makes it harder on everyone in the end. I'd say he's already getting it hard in the end. That doesn't seem to be the problem he's facing :P Title: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 07, 05:40:01 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" Quote from: "Feverish" It makes it harder on everyone in the end. I'd say he's already getting it hard in the end. That doesn't seem to be the problem he's facing :P You are bad liegenschonheit! Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 05:40:40 O M G! Too fucking funny!
Yes, he's getting it so hard it's just oozing out. :wink: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 05:40:54 haha!
I should choose my words more wisely I see. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Xerolize on 2006 November 07, 05:41:19 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ liegenschonheit
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 05:42:12 Thank you Motoki for the lovely mental image right before bed time.
Any Queer As Folk dreams I have are all your fault! Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 07, 05:42:52 Omg, you naughty people. :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:43:10 Well, at least if it oozes out on his shoes, no big deal. What's a few more stains?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: rosebud on 2006 November 07, 05:45:03 :shock: is this thing for REAL?? So some people just donated some of their booties to support the site owners to buy a jockstrap?? Thank God I'm not one of them, I knew I was too smart for this... :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 05:46:15 I was going to mention that.
A jockstrap is for sports right? Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:46:30 Quote from: "rosebud" :shock: is this thing for REAL?? So some people just donated some of their booties to support the site owners to buy a jockstrap?? Thank God I'm not one of them, I knew I was too smart for this... :lol: No, no. Jack donated his booty for versacce underwear. Poor dupes donated their money to his paysite so he could buy a dirty jockstrap. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Xerolize on 2006 November 07, 05:47:28 QAF UK or QAF US? :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 05:47:56 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" No, no. Jack donated his booty for versacce underwear. Poor dupes donated their money to his paysite so he could buy a dirty jockstrap. Okay Liegen you have me rolling tonight!! And Feverish, a jockstrap is for sports yes. However a used dirty one is for, err, other things. Title: Openhousejack Post by: fourohfourerror on 2006 November 07, 05:49:51 I'm very curious as to what a dirty jock strap is used for...but not curious enough to search for it. I'm brave, but not that fucking brave.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 07, 05:50:25 This thread is so turning into +18. :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:50:31 Same thing straight men use dirty panties for, I'd imagine.
And turning 18+? You did read those blogs, yes? Last time I checked, most of that was 18+I-don't-fucking-want-that-image-in-my-head. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 05:51:49 When I first read it I thought that dirty jockstrap was a movie or someting because no way would someone want an actual dirty jockstrap.
That is just nasty. Well worn or used panties some guys like but hopefully not dirty. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 07, 05:53:43 Maybe he'd get turned on by the smell... ? XD
Haha, yeah, it was already +18 at the very start now that I think about it. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 05:55:11 The smell?
If he can get turned on by someone not wiping their ass properly then he's just a sick lil bastard. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 05:56:40 Maybe eau-de-sweaty-balls gets him off like being in a janator's closet standing ankle deep in cum watching gay porn :P
Okay, I think I just grossed myself out. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 05:57:17 You know, maybe he does barter. Maybe he will take dirty men's underwear in exchange for Sims 2 dresses. Like you get an extra dress for each skid mark!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 06:02:27 I think I just threw up a little.
I dont see why he even has to buy them. He can just have his gross fat trick to wear a jockstrap for a week. I don't know about anyone else but the fact that we're devoting so much time to this is slightly frightening. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 06:05:34 Hahah, I know it's a bit gross and freaky. But I like this place (PMBD that is), it's like E True Hollywood Story for pay sites. ;)
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 06:06:51 Or VH1's Behind the Music.
MORE COWBELL! Title: Openhousejack Post by: BlueSoup on 2006 November 07, 06:07:58 Liegen, you're killing me! :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: rosebud on 2006 November 07, 06:09:01 Quote from: "Feverish" I think I just threw up a little. I dont see why he even has to buy them. He can just have his gross fat trick to wear a jockstrap for a week. I don't know about anyone else but the fact that we're devoting so much time to this is slightly frightening. Oh please :P nothing beats dirty gossips of which there are always plenty .:wink: Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 06:09:57 Quote from: "Motoki" Hahah, I know it's a bit gross and freaky. But I like this place (PMBD that is), it's like E True Hollywood Story for pay sites. ;) I agree. Sometimes it's interesting to know what these people are really like, not just the images they project to the community. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Benjamina on 2006 November 07, 06:14:00 I feel dirty just reading that, and pigs are known to be one of the cleanest animals around!
Where's Lew Zealand when we need him? A few flying fish flung in his direction would certainly improve the smell around him! Title: Openhousejack Post by: Chris on 2006 November 07, 06:16:08 eww hes a fukin sicko. eww god. that has scared me and eww i feel so sick rite now. eww i carnt stop saying eww eww eww lol
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 07, 06:20:42 Quote from: "rosebud" Quote from: "Feverish" I think I just threw up a little. I dont see why he even has to buy them. He can just have his gross fat trick to wear a jockstrap for a week. I don't know about anyone else but the fact that we're devoting so much time to this is slightly frightening. Oh please :P nothing beats dirty gossips of which there are always plenty .:wink: Oh of course it's fun. But still yucky. Like playing in mud. Or sex. Wait did I just say that? Ok back to more lurking for me. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 07, 06:22:16 Of course we have more fun when we find out he's a whore. People love scandal. It wouldn't be nearly as fun if we found out he was a nice little altar boy. But then again, maybe it would be...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 07, 06:32:07 Hey um what with churches today maybe he wishes he was a little alter boy.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Lackey on 2006 November 07, 07:02:40 Ummmmm, borrow a gun, go somplace quiet, put the barrell to your temple and pull the trigger. Please. That is the one your mother warned you about. Maybe a little harsh but EEEWWWWW!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: ScurvyLass on 2006 November 07, 07:39:05 I think I need a full frontal lobotomy to erase the memory of what I just read! I don't give a rat's ass what he does in his private life but I sure as shit don't want to hear about it either. What a fuckin loser.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 07, 08:19:46 You guys win. Maybe someone should point Miss Retail Sims to that blog so she can see how other paysite geniuses live *falls over laughing*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: ... on 2006 November 07, 10:53:58 ... Wow. That is some crazy shit right there.
It's not that he's a whore that's troubling - it's that he's not even an honest whore. To make it worse, he STILL sponges off of his mother! Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 07, 11:46:47 AHHHHHHH GODDAMNIT.
I was worried about falling asleep at the keyboard before finishing this crap for school but I'm awake now. It's one thing to charge for Sims stuff to meet personal expenses but OH GOD. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Silvercoin on 2006 November 07, 12:08:53 Open House Jack is just a little too open. Time for him to close the legs and the mouth now. Ew. Ewewewewew.
Man, I never would have guessed he'd be into that sort of thing. For underwear, no less. Just bizarre... Title: Openhousejack Post by: rosebud on 2006 November 07, 12:28:36 Trust me, I've got the feeling these things are surreal but then you can almost smell the panty stench :lol: Oh my god, I need to call my therapist.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: ScurvyLass on 2006 November 07, 14:31:53 Quote from: "BlueSoup" :roll: And I hope all the paysite-defenders out there read this shit and tell me still that all paysites are just doing it for the fucking bandwidth. I was one of those misguided fools, but after checking things out I realized what a bunch of lazy, money-grubbing, whiny shits most of these people are. This little snippet of info just solidifies my opinion. A dirty jockstrap? What the fuck? Oh, and remind me never to let my son use a Wal-Mart bathroom again. *Gag*. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 07, 14:40:57 Quote from: "Renatus" ... Wow. That is some crazy shit right there. It's not that he's a whore that's troubling - it's that he's not even an honest whore. To make it worse, he STILL sponges off of his mother! He uses her Paypal account too. ;) I like the one blog where his mother kind of half jokingly tries to see if she can get a cut of his Sims 2 money. Of course he doesn't give her any. :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: sickpuppy on 2006 November 07, 15:04:05 Ah...he NEEDS the money...to buy towels.....
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Immy on 2006 November 07, 15:28:18 Oh my god, this is so fucking hilarious.
I'm taking my last breath because I can't FUCKING BREATH anymore! HAhahahahahahahahahaa-GAK! *Silence* Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateBooty on 2006 November 07, 19:03:32 Quote from: "sickpuppy" Ah...he NEEDS the money...to buy towels..... No he doesn't. He could wipe it off in the fat guys hairy ass crack. Title: Openhousejack Post by: shishmish on 2006 November 07, 19:09:28 That has to be the weirdest shit I have ever read in my life!
Excuse me whilst I go bring up my dinner... Title: Openhousejack Post by: sickpuppy on 2006 November 07, 19:19:58 Quote from: PirateBooty Quote from: sickpuppy Ah...he NEEDS the money...to buy towels..... No he doesn't. He could wipe it off in the fat guys hairy ass crack. ROFLMAO! Fat guy might like it too..... Title: Openhousejack Post by: sheehaz on 2006 November 07, 21:02:02 LMAO that's sick. :?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Skadi on 2006 November 07, 21:24:02 I've pulled all his content (all 4 items) from my game in disgust.
I mean there is such a thing at TMI... Particularly when your in the sims community, which is by large a PG13 kinda place. Can you see it now? Mummy, that place I donated to with your credit card, well mummy, he was finally able to buy a used jockstrap. Isn't that great mummy? maybe we can donate again next month mummy? Yeah, NO. Title: Openhousejack Post by: spookymuffin on 2006 November 07, 21:51:20 Quote from: "MistressofMerlin" Can you see it now? Mummy, that place I donated to with your credit card, well mummy, he was finally able to buy a used jockstrap. Isn't that great mummy? maybe we can donate again next month mummy? Yeah, NO. Exactly what I was thinking Title: Openhousejack Post by: Dea on 2006 November 08, 04:12:55 Quote I've pulled all his content (all 4 items) from my game in disgust. Yeah, I read about how gross he is a couple of years ago and deleted all his TS1 stuff. I feel sick everytime I see his name or something about his site. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 08, 04:16:44 He should change his name to Openlegsjack. :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 08, 04:19:48 or opencrackjackoff
Title: Openhousejack Post by: KikiGo on 2006 November 08, 05:23:16 wow that is alot of info to swallow! hehe...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: fourohfourerror on 2006 November 08, 07:25:42 Wasn't that sex stuff posted onto his myspace though? Not on his sims site?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Kaltivel on 2006 November 08, 07:53:36 This openhousejack-guy sounds like a really nice guy... if he was dead... or he wasn't him or something.
EDIT: Can't type. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 08, 07:57:43 Yes, it was. It still doesn't change the fact that he is blatantly using sim monies for more than just bandwidth. He isn't even using it on his bills or to feed his face, his parents provide room and board. He's using it to buy things like used jockstraps and cigarettes. I don't think people would be too happy knowing that their 'donation' money is going to further this kind of lifestyle.
Like I said before, I personally don't give a shit about his sex life, what he does is his own thing. The Prostitution bit is a little bit err...illegal. Maybe it isn't technically our business, but hey, we're nosy. And like Miss Motoki says, I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard it from me. Title: Openhousejack Post by: fourohfourerror on 2006 November 08, 08:11:59 I agree, if I donated to his site, and then found out that he was using my money to buy dirty jock straps, I'd be pissed as hell. And I'm nosy too, or I wouldn't of read this entire post. And then went to his myspace to read more blogs. Obviously he has money now, because in September his wallet was allegedly stolen, and after taking out 96% of what was in his bank account, he had $259.00 left in there, as we find out in his Sept. 28th blog. If I had actually passed Algebra 1, I could tell you how much was in it before he took the 96% out! He's in school now, his parents pay for everything, so really, why does he need money?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Caedre on 2006 November 08, 10:20:28 :shock: Oh my... that such people exist
Title: Openhousejack Post by: rosebud on 2006 November 08, 11:00:40 Maybe he should open his own porn site, selling his movie of him rubbing his wang against the wall. :lol: It will bring whole lot more money anyway and with better TASTE!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 09, 03:15:38 Oh wow. This was SO worth waiting a couple days to finish reading!!! I was never fond of the bloke anyway, his forum posts irritated me, but THIS?! Brilliant!! :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 09, 03:48:35 He actually used to have a link to his blog posts from his TS2 paysite at one point. I don't think it's still there, at least I couldn't find it now, but it was at one point. That's how I knew how much of a freak he was in the first place heh.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 09, 03:53:06 Maybe HE'S the type of person the BBS is warning one about, when they say that you shouldn't say your age, because it's like putting a For Sale sign up...
In fact!! OMFGBBQ!!1!111 Epiphany toilet moment!! That's what happened!! That's why his ass is for sale!! He must have mentioned his age, and the jockstrap-buying is all a front to make it seem less seedy!! It's all falling into place now... Title: Openhousejack Post by: Blodeuwedd on 2006 November 09, 04:32:45 Good garcious!!! What was that!!!! I NEVER thought I'd read such a thing!!!! And the worst part is that he is afraid of hard work. I've lived out of my country and I did work hard to pay for my postgraduation course. Oh...I'm fuming!!!!! :evil:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: woes_wee on 2006 November 09, 13:21:37 :shock: What a way to start my morning.
YUCK! I am just for once in my ife at a loss for words. Ok words that have not already been spoken anyway. I an not believe this guy. I mean I have not one thing against gay people I have no problem with hookers either. However to post all that out on he internet is just well to much openness. I just am not seeing the purpose of posting all that? Is this guy really 30? No offense but I mean that sounds like te ramblings of either a child or a very Unstable person. I know folks post that type stuff but they usually at least use another name or something. Why in Hell after reading that would Anyone in the Sims community ever give him a dime? he is a very sick perverted little twit. I do wonder though why he can not buy his used jock strap with the paypal money he gets from his site? Also if he has lived in the US all his life was he not born here? Ho is he illegal if he was born here? How is it he was raised here and He is 30 and Still not legal? Sorry all that stuff just does not add up for me I think it boils down to he has some serious issues and just does not care to hold a real job. that much is plain to see. I love how he gripes about living with Mom at 30, yet he has no desire to fix that situation. By the way how is it He can not get a paypal account? It is not hard to have a PayPal account. Is it because he is illegal? Which I seriously doubt Paypal gives a shit one way or another. If he is illegal is Mom illegal as well as Dad? If they are Not illegal then How come he is? Too many Open questions for me I think he is just a lazy slob. I seriously hope no kid wanders to his My space from the link on his page and finds their way to that crap somehow. Wee Title: Openhousejack Post by: wyrdwing on 2006 November 09, 15:38:48 All that just made me realise why my sixth sense since sims 1 told me never spend a penny on donation or pay sites. :shock:
bandwidth troubles? Must be about the jockstrap size. :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 09, 16:03:43 Quote from: "woes_wee" I love how he gripes about living with Mom at 30, yet he has no desire to fix that situation. Ah, at least half the people I know are like that. They highly highly suck, in that respect... Title: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 09, 23:20:29 After the initial shock of it all I just feel sorry for actual gay people. Honestly, there are so many ignorant people when it comes to gay issues that when someone sees this it just confirms alot of false sterotypes that homosexuals are extremely perverted.
Just because you have a sex life doesn't mean the world should have to hear about it, especially when you have a business (which his site is) that deals with minors, he should have at least had the decency to keep things like this seperate enough so it's not easily discovered. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 09, 23:23:26 I agree with Sherry.
Posting the link of his posts in his Sims2 website was a bit too much. Good thing he doesn't now. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Keijra on 2006 November 10, 00:02:24 That actually made me physically ill.
Gack. Is there such a thing as mental bleach? Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 10, 00:40:21 Perversion is universal. No group has a lock on it. But a the stereotype is "Adult male", of any persuasion to be most likely to be perverted.
A guy who likes being tied up and whipped does not make the news. A woman who likes little boys makes world headlines. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 10, 01:37:37 Though it's usually easier for women to claim mental illness and get off just a little bit easier.
Just like in the Sims. Mental illness is always a good excuse for things. I didn't do my homework last night. I have a mental disorder. It's okay, right? Yeaaaaah. Title: Openhousejack Post by: scurvydog on 2006 November 10, 01:48:51 Haven't read the whole thread, but Motoki is not making this up, nor is it a hoax from outside. I've read some of Openhousejack's posts on Gay Sims 2 Club over the past 10 months or so since it moved to the new board. He has some serious issues, or at least pretends to have them for attention.
And yes, all along he's said he has a pay site because he can't legally work in the US - AND THEN EXPECTED PEOPLE FROM GSC2 TO BE SYMPATHETIC & DONATE TO HIM!! Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 10, 02:12:20 He says he can't work a decent job because it's illegal.
Well, prostituting is illegal also. And much worse in my opinion. Yet he admits to it openly. If you had to pick, which one would you rather have on your criminal record? Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 10, 02:30:03 Why do so many of these paysite owners have obvious mental deficiencies?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2006 November 10, 03:39:33 Well, according to SimBurpie, everyone on teh intrawebs wants to rape and kill you, you know.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: LubYouPeeps on 2006 November 11, 13:46:18 Prostitution isnt illegal everywhere.
But it is America I guess, everything is illegal there. Except guns. =/ Though it isnt something to look down on either, im not saying that you should spread your personal life over the internet in the same way you get money, just it's called a personal life for a reason. >_< This guy brings a bad name to anything in contact with him... And to think I downloaded stuff... Title: Openhousejack Post by: simplystella on 2006 November 11, 13:53:26 I see nothing wrong in prostitution. I would definitely sell my virginity for a pair of True Religion's jeans. Volunteers, anyone?
LoL. Btw, I'm not inclined to believe to what he(?) writes on his MySpace. I've learned that, usually, the more a person publicly complain about some issue, the less are the chances that the problem is that bad.. or real. As for the work thing. I have no idea of how are the working conditions in the States, so I can't judge this. I know that here where I live, Italy, finding a work *is* a *real* problem. Steady jobs almost doesn't exist anymore - the most of the contracts last for 1 or 3 months and then you're unemployed again - and this means you really have no chances to legally get an house on your own or something, because no one is willing to sell/rent an house to someone who doesn't have a steady job. I know alot of people in their middle 20s that still live with their parents. I myself am almost 19 but I still live with my mum- not that I dislike to stay with her, but yes I would also like to have an home on my own. In my specific case, I dropped highschool at seventeen due to personal reasons, this means I don't have a diploma and finding a decent job is even harder for me. So, yes, I understand that living with your parents when you're almost 30 and having no job is a real problem, but still I don't think this is a valid reason to open a paysite. :? As for the prostitution thing. I higly doubt this is true, and btw I find kinda ..offensive that someone could say things such as "I sell my body for a pair of panties". :? Prostitution is a real issue, alot of women and men prostitue themself to feed their family, so if what he writes is true, it's really nasty. But then again I don't believe this is true, so I'm not gonna make a big drama about it and this whole post is useless :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: BlueSoup on 2006 November 11, 14:13:31 I don't know about the US either, but for argument's sake, I'm gonna assume it's relatively similar.
He lives in Seattle, which is actually the closest major city in the US to where I live in Canada. Here, the jobs are so abundant right now - McDonald's is offering a $700 signing bonus for you to work for them. Our unemployment rate has never been lower, and I can guarantee you that it's easier to find work with a green card in the US than it is to get work with a permit here. There is no excuse for him to be jobless and trying to make a living off of other people's meshes with only a paint program to help him. For that matter, there are so many jobs you can get online, without ever having to leave your house. He doesn't need to be prostituting himself for underwear (just don't wear any :P), he needs to get his lazy ass off the chair. Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 11, 14:41:10 Quote from: "simplystella" I see nothing wrong in prostitution. I would definitely sell my virginity for a pair of True Religion's jeans. You're kidding, right? :? I'd rather kill myself than sell my body. Especially to a gross fat man for a cologne and undies. :x This guy is...sad. I mean, I have no life, too, but... I feel really sorry for him. But not enough sorry to donate to him, cause he's a sicko. Title: Openhousejack Post by: simplystella on 2006 November 11, 15:10:47 Quote from: "BlueSoup" Our unemployment rate has never been lower, and I can guarantee you that it's easier to find work with a green card in the US than it is to get work with a permit here. Mh, I'm now considering to apply for the Green Card Lottery :lol: Btw, out of curiosity, does American/Canadian McDonalds hire ignorant employees? XD When I tried to apply for a job at a local McDonald, I was officially rejected 'cos I don't have an highschool diploma. I mean, seriously. Do you really need a diploma to serve french fries? LoL :lol: (eh.. personal outburst.) Quote from: "BlueSoup" He doesn't need to be prostituting himself for underwear (just don't wear any :P) Ew, please, no. The image of OpenHouseJack with no underwear is frightening. (http://www.simplystella.com/icons/asd.gif)Quote from: ".torque." You're kidding, right? :? No way. True Religion's jeans are worth it, believe me. (http://www.simplystella.com/icons/mrperplesso.gif) (http://www.simplystella.com/icons/grin.gif) Yeah, I was just kidding. I admit I have a weird sense of humor. Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 11, 15:26:18 Ahh, I'm dumb. Of course you were, that's why you underlined definitely. :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: LovelyLies on 2006 November 11, 16:35:45 ...*just refuses to comment on his myspace blogs*
The not being a us citizen and living in here not allowed to work doesnt add up. *is half tempted to locate all the legal crap about it and send it to him* And Stella, yes uneducated people are allowed to work at McDonalds here. In fact in MD the GED test gives you a diploma so that does solve a lot of problems. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 11, 16:58:05 Quote from: "simplystella" No way. True Religion's jeans are worth it, believe me. (http://www.simplystella.com/icons/mrperplesso.gif) It's okay, Stella, I believe you. :P I don't know whether to believe OpenLegs or not. On one hand, a lot of people are liars on the Internet. On the other, people are unnecessarily open on Myspace. I think, though, the general consensus is that what he has posted and the mental images that follow are disgusting and make you want to take a shower. Or maybe that's just me. :P Title: Openhousejack Post by: BlueSoup on 2006 November 11, 17:01:27 Stella - I would have no idea actually, I've never worked for McDonald's. They have lots of people currently in school, so that's weird.
I do know that I don't have a high-school diploma and I have a full-time job and make quite a lot considering. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 11, 17:24:37 Some people are not too fast for catching sarcasm. XD
You know the McDo thing... one of my maths teachers used to say that he knew another teacher who would attach a job application form for McDonald with their maths test when the students failed. :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: ScurvyLass on 2006 November 11, 17:32:28 Quote from: "coliss" Some people are not too fast for catching sarcasm. XD You know the McDo thing... one of my maths teachers used to say that he knew another teacher who would attach a job application form for McDonald with their maths test when the students failed. :lol: That's sooooo mean....I love it! Title: Openhousejack Post by: Marhis on 2006 November 11, 17:35:55 Simplystella, cheer up: I know for sure that even with a high-school diploma or a degree it's very, very hard to find a job here in Italy. Definitely NOT a steady one, ever. :/
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 11, 20:11:54 In Sicily where my father came from you either know someone, wait for a relative to die so you can get their job, or Las Cosa Nostra. :)
I guess that's why he came here to America. Anyway, Openhousejack is in the US. Jobs aren't that scarce here so he doesn't have that excuse. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: albo on 2006 November 11, 23:18:30 I just have to comment on this:
Quote I want a barebacking DVD or video, but the only place I can think of that is cheap to buy at is at catalogx.com, but I don’t have a credit card, and hell no I’m not going to ask my mom. Anyways, I rather save my money for school than buying porn. But, damn, I wish I could see one live, but at least a DVD or video is close enough. Who the hell buys porn? Hello?! He's blogging, so he obviously has a computer and an internet connection! Come on, eveyone, sing along: The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click For porn, porn, porn! Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Sherry on 2006 November 11, 23:32:46 Quote from: "albo" Who the hell buys porn? Hello?! He's blogging, so he obviously has a computer and an internet connection! Come on, eveyone, sing along: The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click For porn, porn, porn! LOL well we already established he is not the wisest of fellows out there. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Noodle on 2006 November 12, 00:01:30 Quote from: "BlueSoup" There is no excuse for him to be jobless and trying to make a living off of other people's meshes with only a paint program to help him. For that matter, there are so many jobs you can get online, without ever having to leave your house. He doesn't need to be prostituting himself for underwear (just don't wear any :P), he needs to get his lazy ass off the chair. He is plain and simply a lazy ass and he does not want to work. He spends so much time on the computer but he doesn't even bother trying to learn anything. Illegal workers are everywhere in the USA! I go to the local Home Depot and pick up a few day laborers anytime I need any extra help. With dirty jock straps being worth so much he should start selling them. I have a friend that sold her breastmilk (one ounce $50!) :shock: and used panties online to the guys (and gals?) that have some fetish about that stuff. She made enough to stay home with her baby, it kept her off welfare and she was able to pay the rent and get everything else she needed. Then again, he may be a retard. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 00:05:04 Quote from: "Sherry" Quote from: "albo" Who the hell buys porn? Hello?! He's blogging, so he obviously has a computer and an internet connection! Come on, eveyone, sing along: The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click For porn, porn, porn! LOL well we already established he is not the wisest of fellows out there. I was about to suggest that maybe the type of porn he likes isn't available online. Then I realised how interminably stupid I am, and also, Rule 34, If it exists, there's porn of it. It astounds me how few exceptions to this rule there actually are... And Noodle, wow, I am SO gonna get pregnant again so I can do that!! :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: twojeffs on 2006 November 12, 00:11:37 Silly jesserocket.
And I don't believe there are any known exceptions to Rule 34. I'm sure it will soon be determined that this is a fundemental law of the universe and cannot be violated. Title: Openhousejack Post by: ScurvyLass on 2006 November 12, 00:22:20 Shit! I wish I'd known when I was pregnant that breast milk was such a hot commodity. All that wasted milk from not nursing my son could have bought me a dirty jock strap or some towels to wipe myself off with. :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 00:30:57 Quote from: "twojeffs" Silly jesserocket. And I don't believe there are any known exceptions to Rule 34. I'm sure it will soon be determined that this is a fundemental law of the universe and cannot be violated. One sec, I'll check... Fuck, you're right. DO NOT WANT. *flails* Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Himitsu on 2006 November 12, 03:41:32 Quote from: "albo" I just have to comment on this: Quote I want a barebacking DVD or video, but the only place I can think of that is cheap to buy at is at catalogx.com, but I don’t have a credit card, and hell no I’m not going to ask my mom. Anyways, I rather save my money for school than buying porn. But, damn, I wish I could see one live, but at least a DVD or video is close enough. Who the hell buys porn? Hello?! He's blogging, so he obviously has a computer and an internet connection! Come on, eveyone, sing along: The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click For porn, porn, porn! woo hoo! Avenue Q! man i want to see that musical. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 12, 04:26:28 If anyone has any exceptions for rule 34, I'd sure be interested to know it.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 12, 04:34:03 If someone proved an exception to rule #34, the Universe would cease to exist. Be careful what you ask for.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 04:34:07 So far, I fail to find Warhammer/40k porn, at the request of my boyfriend. Please, prove me wrong anonymous.... :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 12, 04:35:21 Quote from: "Lemmiwinks" If someone proved an exception to rule #34, the Universe would cease to exist. Be careful what you ask for. I'm down. I'll have to keep my eye out for Warhammer porn. I saw Rugrats porn yesterday though. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 12, 04:36:36 Rugrats! That creeps me out more than your avatar!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 12, 04:40:03 Rugrats? Really? Was it at least with the adults? I don't think the babies would really have an understanding of sex... Baby porn... Kind of weird.
Unless it was the "All Grown Up" Rugrats or wtf the name... :? ... Why in the world do I even care? Gah. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 04:42:46 CP is my exception...*shudder*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 12, 04:45:28 I have a few theories as to what could easily defy the rule.
However, knowing the nature of the intarwebs, someone, somewhere is going to draw it as soon as I bring it up. : / Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 12, 04:46:04 Yeah, it was "All Growed Up" or whatever.
Also, Lilo and Stitch. Including Lilo and her sister. And I swear to you I did not save any. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 12, 04:54:24 Rugrats in non porn mode mode creeps me out. Ahem, pass the brain bleach.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 12, 04:55:06 I believe you, Plum. Realllllly.
I'll never understand prepubescent porn. It just... doesn't register in my mind. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Noodle on 2006 November 12, 04:57:16 I'm siding with Lemmi on your avitar Plum...Its creepy in a "I can't stop watching it" kinda way.... :shock: prolly like them cartoon pornos :roll:
... I need another beer Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 12, 05:00:07 I once sat through 2 eps of "Hamtaro", some Japanese cartoon thing on regular US television. Every other scene was an upskirt of a prepubescent school girl. Whats up with that? Why is that allowed? It is targeted at kids here, is it targeted at perves in Japan?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 12, 05:02:39 Alright, I'll admit to saving a couple of Aladdin pictures. And Prince Charming masturbating over Sleeping Beauty while coping a feel. But those are funny, dammit!
Also, if you like my avatar now, here's one I use at another forum I post at: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/Jack___Will_by_sofille.gif) Totally hot. I'd love to get in the middle of that right there. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 12, 05:05:08 There must be something wrong with me. I prefer female pirates. Should I seek help?
Nah... Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 12, 05:06:57 Quote I once sat through 2 eps of "Hamtaro", some Japanese cartoon thing on regular US television. Every other scene was an upskirt of a prepubescent school girl. Whats up with that? Why is that allowed? It is targeted at kids here, is it targeted at perves in Japan? You have to realize that Japan has vastly different standards when it comes to blatant perversion. I think the upskirts thing with little girls is more of a "cuteness" factor with them. When they get older (or not, though that's a different story) it becomes a fetish scenario. It wasn't too long ago when US culture viewed this as acceptable as well. Hell, they STILL sell the little dress/matching panty sets for small, non-school age girls. Honestly, anything remotely smacking of pedo FILLS ME WITH RAGE, but lol culture I guess. I dislike the new prostatot phenomenon even more. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 12, 05:10:14 prostatot? I am afraid to google it.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 12, 05:14:09 Quote from: "Lemmiwinks" prostatot? I am afraid to google it. It's just little girls in slutty clothes. Spaghetti straps (actually, I see more tube tops these days), 2 inch heels, full makeup, miniskirts... on girls as young as eight. ' But then maybe my standards for slutty are different, as I'm a bit of a conservative dresser myself. But that's moreso because I'm always cold. :roll: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 12, 05:15:32 Oh, God, you're gonna get me started on that. You don't want to do that. I already ranted in my LJ about Bratz dolls once today.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 12, 05:16:09 My little sisters have those. They colored them with permanent markers and now they're aliens.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 12, 05:19:23 Mmm, pirate.
Male or female--I don't care. As long as they're attractive. :wink: I thought the Hamtaro games were very cute. For the most part it was only about the hamsters anyway. But I'm a sucker for small cute animals. Most small female children have no figure to show, the shoes are terrible to play in, and make-up will do next to nothing for them besides make me wonder why in the world the parents are letting them wear make-up or dress that way. "But it's cute." No. Hamtaro is cute. Prostatots are not. :x Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 12, 05:19:38 Quote from: "Aquamarine" My little sisters have those. They colored them with permanent markers and now they're aliens. Sexy. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 12, 05:21:56 Oddly enough, we seem to be in the correct thread for perversion issues. Dirty jock straps and all.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Boris on 2006 November 12, 06:27:12 Quote from: "Aquamarine" It's just little girls in slutty clothes. Spaghetti straps (actually, I see more tube tops these days), 2 inch heels, full makeup, miniskirts... on girls as young as eight. ' But then maybe my standards for slutty are different, as I'm a bit of a conservative dresser myself. But that's moreso because I'm always cold. :roll: Disgustingly enough I saw thongs/g strings/whatever the hell you want to call them for kids at the mall today. :shock: Brain melting awfulness. Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateChic dahling on 2006 November 12, 13:08:16 I was once forewarded Alvin and the Chipmunks slash.
That was a very, very bad day. Especially when I got to the part where I realised it wasn't going to be Alvin/Brittany but Brittany/that guy that the boy chipmunks live with. *twitch* Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 12, 15:55:47 Quote from: "Boris" Quote from: "Aquamarine" It's just little girls in slutty clothes. Spaghetti straps (actually, I see more tube tops these days), 2 inch heels, full makeup, miniskirts... on girls as young as eight. ' But then maybe my standards for slutty are different, as I'm a bit of a conservative dresser myself. But that's moreso because I'm always cold. :roll: Disgustingly enough I saw thongs/g strings/whatever the hell you want to call them for kids at the mall today. :shock: Brain melting awfulness. That makes my soul bleed. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 16:15:00 I've seen stuff like that for like, 3 year olds. Most of it was branded Bratz. Got I hate Bratz, those bitches killed Barbie...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 12, 17:31:33 Quote from: "PirateChic dahling" [...] Especially when I got to the part where I realised it wasn't going to be Alvin/Brittany but Brittany/that guy that the boy chipmunks live with. *twitch* Haha, I don't think it would matter to me what the pairing was--I would be wondering what the hell my friend is doing with that kind of thing. Of course, I'm usually the biggest pervert of my friends, so I tend to be the one who shows the weird pr0ny stuff I stumble upon and they either laugh or wonder why they're still friends with me. I hate Bratz and their stupid commercials. Stupid watermelonheads. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 17:33:51 Quote from: "Ensign EO" Of course, I'm usually the biggest pervert of my friends, so I tend to be the one who shows the weird pr0ny stuff I stumble upon and they either laugh or wonder why they're still friends with me. Yep. *nods appreciatively* Me too... Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 12, 18:44:13 Same here.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 12, 18:57:45 I've been avoiding this thread because, well, I eat while I browse.
What are we discussing now? Slutty kids? Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 19:04:32 Yes. And on a slightly related topic, how much Bratz suck.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 12, 19:21:59 Quote from: "jesserocket" Got I hate Bratz, those bitches killed Barbie... Seriously! Poor Barbie had to come out with that sad "My Scene" line. And the new Barbie styling head is a glittered whore. My sister got a Bratz at her last birthday. I gave her $5 for it so I could throw it away. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 19:27:11 Sad thing is, the Barbie Generation Girls, which just predate Bratz, were wonderful...at the beginning of the decade, Barbie was riding high. Then those pumpkin-headed bitches Bratz come out, with their giant blowjob lips and feet that come off and mini skirts that would look like a belt on a Polly Pocket...and now Barbie's been relegated to the Swimsuit range, cheap 'fashion fever' crap, and princess stuff for little girls. It makes me very sad.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: yippee on 2006 November 12, 19:47:41 Jesse I thought I'm the only one who can't stand those hydrocephallustic annoying plastics.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2006 November 12, 22:28:37 God I fucking hate Bratz, though I must confess to being oddly amused by a somewhat similar doll called Blythe that the Japanese seem to love to dress up in all sorts of outfits and poses and make coffee table art books of.
(http://mail.cablespeed.com/moliva/BlytheMoment.jpg) (http://www.thisisblythe.com/images/open/open2.jpg) (http://www.thisisblythe.com/images/open/open3.jpg) (http://www.thisisblythe.com/images/open/open5.jpg) Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 12, 22:31:53 ugh, My Scene makes me ill... this is still a thread to avoid while eating XD
kidding seriously, though, since when did Barbie become such a.... The idea behind the doll is that you create your OWN stories with dolls, you play with them and they have whatever persona you want. But I guess they figure if you need to buy a new doll each time you need a new persona they'll make more $$$ Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 12, 23:07:16 I have a picture of Blythe, on a change purse. People see it and are like 'WTFTHAT'SACREEPYDOLL'...which rocks.
Yeah, even when I was a kid, Barbie was still...like...y'know, different outfits and such were readily available seperately, and she had sort of, an aspirational aspect to her, like the Doctor Barbie, who if you like, modfied her clothes a bit, was all ready for a glamourous night out, or whatever..*sigh* That's nothing compared to what's happened to poor Sindy though. Up until I was about 11, Sindy was still a proper competitor in the fashion doll market in Britain and had been since the early 60s, with beautiful quality accesories, nice clothes, a healthier sort of shape to Barbie, it was all good, then BlueBird, who made Sindy, folded (taking many toys I coveted as a child, with them) and now, another company has the rights to Sindy, have relaunched her (twice now) and she's the cheapest, tackiest piece of crap I have ever seen, and it makes me sad. :( I hate when things I loved when I was a child are cheapened and destroyed. Title: Openhousejack Post by: yippee on 2006 November 12, 23:59:11 the first thing I'll do when I have billions of dollars is buy up the company of bratz and burn it just for fun. I'll invite Nelson and Bono with Bradgelina. I'll even have Cher for a date.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: VULTURE on 2006 November 13, 00:33:40 Oh Motoki / poor /poor girl
You have put a lot of work in this / it SHOWS :roll: All that surfing on the internet / looking for dirt / and you are SO good in copy and pasting / you go girl ! Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 00:35:25 Motoki isn't a girl, you bizarrely-punctuating, point-missing troll. :)
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 13, 00:38:28 Quote from: "yippee" the first thing I'll do when I have billions of dollars is buy up the company of bratz and burn it just for fun. I'll invite Nelson and Bono with Bradgelina. I'll even have Cher for a date. Ho' snap, I want in on this action. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Nec on 2006 November 13, 00:39:25 Maybe it is a secret code....
Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 13, 00:42:15 Quote from: "jesserocket" Motoki isn't a girl, you bizarrely-punctuating, point-missing troll. :) How awesome is that: we have a troll now! :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 00:56:49 Where's a pic of a goat when you need it?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: fourohfourerror on 2006 November 13, 01:01:00 Vulture/Lizard can be/King Goat.//
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p152/4oh4error/goat.jpg) Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 01:06:56 Vulzard has the BEST/ BEARD/ EVER.
Do you think I could get a weave of that? Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateChic dahling on 2006 November 13, 01:10:35 Oh God, Bratz dolls may well be a sign of the apocalypse. They're ugly little mo-fo's with their giant heads and tiny bodies and clothes a hooker would be ashamed to wear...
THEN they bring out lines like "Baby Bratz!" to sexualise toddlers for some bizarre reason and "Animal Bratz" for the furries out there! Gotta cover all bases in filthy pleather and knee-high socks, yo ;) Title: Openhousejack Post by: fourohfourerror on 2006 November 13, 01:12:15 You know goat's hair makes the best weave. Ask Carla. That's why we're all so jealous. I only wish MY weave was that awesome *sniff*.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 01:17:46 Well, I was actually considering getting a nice beard-weave like that...a femme-beard, like the ones Rose has...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: idtaminger on 2006 November 13, 15:55:59 Holy crappers! The shit's really hitting the fan on this one. So nasty.
How do you people dig up this stuff? Seriously. The most disturbing has got to be Delphy. I'll never look at another post by him the same way again. I know that was mentioned on the other thread, but anyone care to PM me the info? Ignorance is so not bliss, not when it comes to pedophiles. EW. Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 13, 19:37:24 Quote from: "jesserocket" Well, I was actually considering getting a nice beard-weave like that...a femme-beard, like the ones Rose has... OMGZ!!!! THAT'S TOTALLY HOT!!! THEN I would be jealous of yah weave. :wink: Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 19:54:52 Everyone would be!! Maybe even Carla Niven.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 13, 19:57:38 I doubt it. She's too nuts and has her ego stuck in the chimney.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 20:02:36 You know, I read that as 'has her ego and nuts stuck in the chimney'
...that's a worrying thought. Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 13, 20:03:53 Why should you worry about her nuts that got stuck in the chimney? :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 20:05:17 Why was she trying to go down the chimney nuts first? :o
Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 13, 20:07:35 She didn't. She wouldn't have fit in the chimney. Her ego was getting bigger and bigger and...
you know the rest. Such a sad, sad story, isn't it? Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 13, 23:14:08 Okay, digging up older stuff now...
Hamtaro and the like is for kids, but yes, there is always a sideline. There is another fetish related to the whole "lolicon" (underage girls) fetish, but those men like little girls in the most innocent "kawaii" poses. Upskirt shots have to be done to seem accidental, and the girls can't seem sensual at all. It isn't about sex for them, I guess, it's about the innocence and cuteness of the girls. So yes, those people watch children's anime too. The Blythe doll is so creepy. Worse than Hello Kitty by far, though I don't think Blythe has vibrator with her head on it. But hey, blonde hair, blue eyes, obscenely huge head and eyes, whats not to love... if you are in a country that by and large is obsessed with kawaii and kitch. As for creepy weird pron things... well, once I stumbled across a Card Captor Sakura doujinshi and yeah, totally eww. Imagine a ten year old being violated by her teenage brother, then her dad walks in and joins in. Oh, and add a creppy talking flying stuffed animal thing. Not good. Washed eyes with bleach. Anyway, enough from me. Pedophiles are bad, mmm'kay? Carry on. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Keijra on 2006 November 13, 23:19:49 For more on that Blythe doll, here is an original commerical.
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1323/ Not only is her head freakishly large, her eyes move AND change color!! edited for creative spelling. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 13, 23:22:49 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" Carry on. Omg. I thought I saw Tim Gunn when I read it. And ew @ the CCS. At least, it was a drawing... not like children were hurt in the process... right? :| Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 13, 23:30:43 Yes, it was a drawing. Totally cheap CLAMP rip off style and all. But no real kids were hurt except the ones that happened to read it.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 23:39:33 Oh poor Sakura, that child is the most raped 10-year old in doujinshi...:( And out of such a cute show, too!!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 13, 23:46:54 Aw, yes, she's cute. That's sick imo, but... it's a drawing. At least. It's like incest (FMA anyone? I've seen pictures of the Elric brothers being like 10-12 doing it). I know it's fiction, but still...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 13, 23:48:53 TWINCEST.
I tell ya. It's, like, incest. In stereovision. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 13, 23:53:08 Whenever I see that, I keep thinking... "crazy fangirls". Especially true in yaoi, hah! Not my kind of reading though. XD
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 13, 23:56:31 Shotacon...*shudders* Somehow that's worse to me than loli...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Stitches on 2006 November 14, 00:06:53 Quote from: "Ensign EO" TWINCEST. I tell ya. It's, like, incest. In stereovision. Did anyone else see the photo of the twins playing George and whatshisname in the Harry Potter movies protesting twincest? Can you imagine what it's like to be them? Knowing that fourteen year old girls are publishing erotica about them and a quidditch broom on the web? Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 14, 00:11:49 Quote from: "Stitches" Quote from: "Ensign EO" TWINCEST. I tell ya. It's, like, incest. In stereovision. Did anyone else see the photo of the twins playing George and whatshisname in the Harry Potter movies protesting twincest? Can you imagine what it's like to be them? Knowing that fourteen year old girls are publishing erotica about them and a quidditch broom on the web? *nods wistfully* Yeah, sounds good to me...;) Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 14, 00:12:40 lol... those poor guys. I kind of feel like a pedo for thinking "Hey, Fred and George are getting kind of hot". I have a friend who is a twin that is violently opposed to twincest in any form, not that I blame her. I don't mind yaoi or shounen-ai, even shoujo-ai and yuri are okay by me, but shotacon and lolicon really make me gag. Especially when they try to blur it by saying "oh, he/she is 18, but just happens to look like he/she is 10!"
The Doujinshi and fanfic world is full of perversions of every concievable kind though. I don't know what it is about fanboys and fangirls, but the level of obsession and creepy slash out there is just disturbing. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 14, 00:20:08 Shotacon and lolicon... *shivers*
I don't understand and I don't want to anyways. Title: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2006 November 14, 06:21:04 Same here. I don't understand any of those words and I don't want to.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: dorquemada on 2006 November 14, 08:11:18 If 'tis the place for hating on toys, let me mention the very fashionable and totally overpriced and creepy creepy creepy anime dollies coming from Japan, like these:
http://www.krbussman.com/Misc/boycomparisonshots.html They look like tiny versions of porn dolls. Ugh, toys ain't supposed to look like fetish objects. :S Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 14, 08:37:31 Oh, I love Volks dolls! Super Dollfies are absolutely beautiful when fully clothed and dressed with lovely wigs and eyes and things... However $700+ is a bit too much for me to spend on a doll, no matter how pretty.
I don't think they are creepy, and really when they are clothed they don't look like strange fetish objects. They aren't meant to be play-toys anyway, rather dolls for serious collectors and things. Far too expensive for children anyway. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Xeon_Black on 2006 November 14, 13:03:24 Ah.. I've always wanted those dolls, but yeah, they're way too pricey, no way I'm willing to spend that much money on them.
Though I do find the genitals on them unnecessary, and it mars a little of their beauty. But that's just me ;) I guess I just like my dolls genital-less :P Title: Openhousejack Post by: dorquemada on 2006 November 14, 13:17:30 They creep me out even more when clothed and them joints hidden. They're look like tiny evil living-dead aliens then, I'd be scared like hell living under the same roof with those creatures. :-S
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Captain Berg on 2006 November 14, 14:30:28 700$ for that???!!! :lol:
But I guess there are doll persons and... non-doll persons. I think about that when browsing the OOAK dolls section on ebay, which I do on occassion because I never cease to be amazed how much money people are willing to pay for... a dolly? Someone is going to pay at least 1075$ for this (http://cgi.ebay.com/One-of-a-Kind-Doll-by-Sissel-Skille-Tom_W0QQitemZ300047543708QQihZ020QQcategoryZ327QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) and 1484$ for that (http://cgi.ebay.com/rare-Regina-Sandreuter-doll_W0QQitemZ290047418435QQihZ019QQcategoryZ48920QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)... (that's about my monthly salary :lol: ) ... Back into lurk mode. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 14, 16:36:21 Wow. Both those dolls are UGLY. I've got a friend who obesses over those weird anime-ish dolls...she's spent so much money on them, it's scary.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: wyrdwing on 2006 November 14, 17:08:16 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" lol... those poor guys. I kind of feel like a pedo for thinking "Hey, Fred and George are getting kind of hot". I have a friend who is a twin that is violently opposed to twincest in any form, not that I blame her. I don't mind yaoi or shounen-ai, even shoujo-ai and yuri are okay by me, but shotacon and lolicon really make me gag. Especially when they try to blur it by saying "oh, he/she is 18, but just happens to look like he/she is 10!" The Doujinshi and fanfic world is full of perversions of every concievable kind though. I don't know what it is about fanboys and fangirls, but the level of obsession and creepy slash out there is just disturbing. Sometimes the fanbase of anime and games really disturbs me. :cry: *shivers* they're so scary. It makes me wonder if they really understand it all... since some of them are in their early teens. There's an anime called 'Ouran High School Host' (not as bad as it sounds) it makes fun of those types of boys because they play out popular roles of those types to please girls, even the twincest thing... it's a comedy anime. (no matter how i explain it it still sounds bad) :oops: The twins in that anime remind me of fred and george... they're roguish like them too. :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: fourohfourerror on 2006 November 14, 18:31:02 I saw someone's website that had their three dolls all dressed up and hundreds of pictures taken...two of the dolls were boys and were lovers. It was quite creepy, but to each their own I suppose. However, I still have random nightmares about those dolls cutting peoples heads off in my family with giant butcher knives.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 14, 18:36:29 And this is why I left Kingdom Hearts fandom. When I saw nothing but stuff about an adult in his twenties using a 14 year old boy as a dumpster for certain sexual fluids, I'd had enough. Especially when the folks into it started using the same reasons real pedophiles use to defend the whole thing.
Actually, I'm out of anime all together. Yaoi, yuri, hentai.. what the Hell happened to general stuff with no sex?! Title: Openhousejack Post by: avic on 2006 November 14, 20:33:10 Eeewwww. I actually consider myself to be pretty open re: sexual practices, too, but, just... yuck. And if I wasn't getting queasy, I was laughing at everyone's witty commentary :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ambrosya on 2006 November 14, 20:36:41 Quote Actually, I'm out of anime all together. Yaoi, yuri, hentai.. what the Hell happened to general stuff with no sex?! My hubby and I used to watch some of the animae that was out 10 years ago and it was fairly reasonable. One of my faves was "Cutie Honey Flash", but then all that weird hentai Overfiend stuff came out and was way too much for my tastes. Our oldest really likes Inuyasha, and all that jazz. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 14, 20:38:42 Quote from: "Enelar" And this is why I left Kingdom Hearts fandom. When I saw nothing but stuff about an adult in his twenties using a 14 year old boy as a dumpster for certain sexual fluids, I'd had enough. I could never get into that. Waaaaay too pedophilic and scary for my tastes. That and the fact that I hate the games, but you know. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 14, 21:11:18 I liked it up until Kingdom Hearts 2. Stupid me was thinking here's this interesting tragic story about these folks with no hearts and all these complex villians, there's so much here that fandom will write for years and years exploring these personalities! I never imagined the whole fandom would get hooked on a gay pedo pairing not even in the damn game and obsess over it then harass anyone who didn't approve (LOL I actually have a stalker who writes ENTIRE THREE PAGE RANTS about me because I don't like "fantasy" pedophilia... and I don't even know her!).
KILL FANDOM NOW. Anime-wise, I like Yu Yu Hakusho and stuff from around the 1980's-1990's era. I won't touch anything new. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 14, 21:13:11 I have to admit the Kingdom Hearts fangirls have gone off the deep end. I don't mind their pairings and whatnots, but when they get all up-in-arms about someone disagreeing is when I'm just like:
"Okay, just walk away...." Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 14, 22:40:51 Quote from: "dorquemada" If 'tis the place for hating on toys, let me mention the very fashionable and totally overpriced and creepy creepy creepy anime dollies coming from Japan, like these: http://www.krbussman.com/Misc/boycomparisonshots.html They look like tiny versions of porn dolls. Ugh, toys ain't supposed to look like fetish objects. :S Some dolls are really nice... but for $700? Not in my budget. Plus, I'd probably have nightmares about dolls trying to kill me. I think they are creepy, yet beautiful. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 14, 23:08:07 KH2 being discussed?
... MANSEX. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 14, 23:28:26 Wyrd, I LOVE Ouran! It is one of the funniest and cleverest shows to have come out in recent seasons, and it really does parody the whole fangirl obsession deftly. I love Honey-kun playing up the whole shota thing and the twins with their whole over the top fake twincest love act they put on for squealing fangirls.
ahem /anime fangirl mode off Kingdom hearts is a creepy, creepy fandom, not only for the shota-yaoi slash, but because it frequently involves random disney characters. Donald and goofy orgy = not hot. Not at all. Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 14, 23:40:58 Ah... those Axel x Roxas fangirls. They're crazy. Seriously crazy. XD I remember when there was at least one fanart every day on deviantART and made it the top favorite or top popular (whatever it's called now)... oh yeah, people only like the drawing because it's Axel x Roxas.
I haven't seen a lot of people who do not like Host Club. I don't watch the anime though, 'am only following the manga. Vol. 8 in January! Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 14, 23:45:03 http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/main.php?list=1205
the absolute WORST "adult" fandom I've ever seen I linked to the catagory instead of the fic because if you don't want your eyes burned out, don't read it. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 14, 23:49:19 Oh...deargod.
It's like rule 34 with writing!!! Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 14, 23:51:45 Oh my god. My little pony pron. I just...can't... *head explodes*
Gross. I like the Ouran manga as well, though I downloaded scanslations before they were licensed in the US. I admit to a weird girl crush on Haruhi. That may just be because I met her Seiyuu, Mayaa Sakamoto a couple years back when I interviewed her at AX, and have a weird girl-crush on her too :P Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 14, 23:54:41 my favorite quote:
Quote "Heavenly..." Twinkle almost purred, except that ponies don't purr. Also, check out the author's note, this person seriously has no life" Quote Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony, nor do I own the book "Belle of the Ball" from which this story is based upon and expanded on. Though I am a Proud Pony Fan of G1s and G3s alike and related Pony paraphenelia. However, Hasbro owns all properties and rights to My Little Pony, and related. Pony People Unite! (Sadly, there isn't a Toys and/or Children's Books section on this site-YET-***HINT, HINT*** so I listed it as 'Original' and 'Other'.) Note: Most of the ponies are actually ponies of Hasbro, and I'm trying to use the ponies actually in the book "Belle of the Ball" however, there are a few that are hard to make out, due to how they are depicted, so I'm just guessing in some scenes. In others, I'm making up OC ponies. Ie.. Orange Blossom is such a pony, as is Shadow Star (one of my plushie equines is named Shadow star). Emerald Dream, Saphire Waters and Rose Quartz are a custom pony ideas I had, as probably will be Shadow Star and Orange Blossom. (I'm learning how to customize MLP's and other toys to make them more unique, one-of-a-kind works of art.) Title: Openhousejack Post by: coliss on 2006 November 14, 23:55:10 *dies laughing* My little porny... erm pony. Omg.
I also downloaded the scanlations for Host Club before they were licensed. The editing for the US version is nice, though I'm a bit annoyed that they edited some stuff in the manga... I'm not too sure how much they "censor" it though. Damn I hate when it happens. :x Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 14, 23:59:52 .... and I just found worse. Ick. I'm never, ever going to this site again.
http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600040090 warning: pedo beastiality (O.o) involving toddlers (!!!) Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 15, 00:00:00 Hm. Read the only Boondocks fic there was on that site, and no, I cannot imagine an eight-year-old boy with an eight inch long penis. IT DOES NOT REGISTER.
But, OH, he's TWELVE in the fic. Because that makes it SO much better. There's five chapters. I think one was enough. :? ETA: My god. Rugrats. Gyaaah. :shock: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Keijra on 2006 November 15, 00:02:35 Quote from: "yamikuronue" .... and I just found worse. Ick. I'm never, ever going to this site again. http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600040090 warning: pedo beastiality (O.o) involving toddlers (!!!) That made me throw up a little in my mouth. :shock: Seriously. WTF is wrong with people where this is entertainment? Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 15, 00:28:17 Oh....ew. Seriously. Fucking....ew. Urgh. I think I might throw up a little OUT of my mouth.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: yippee on 2006 November 15, 01:23:16 my eyes just squirted milk in protest. who the hell thinks that's fantastic to see?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: ScurvyLass on 2006 November 15, 01:32:48 Quote from: "yamikuronue" .... and I just found worse. Ick. I'm never, ever going to this site again. http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600040090 warning: pedo beastiality (O.o) involving toddlers (!!!) Fack!!! Gah!!! *note to self-do not follow posted links anymore* Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 15, 01:34:39 ...I hate you people.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 15, 01:35:29 Quote from: "Plum" ...I hate you people. says the guy with the yaoi avatar Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 15, 01:40:10 I move that we remove yamikuronue's ability to post links. For the collective sanity of all members.
Just eww. No, let me try again. EWW. Rugrats pron is worse than pony pron. I admit, I wrote a slashy yaoi lemon once, but I cannot even begin to fathom this shit. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 15, 01:43:42 I think at some point ALL of us have written some strange pr0ny stuff, but I never have the guts to post such a self-indulgent thing on the Internet.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: MMEStalker on 2006 November 15, 01:51:12 Quote from: "Ensign EO" I think at some point ALL of us have written some strange pr0ny stuff, but I never have the guts to post such a self-indulgent thing on the Internet. I certainly have, though not as strange as the stuff mentioned above. I would never post it on the internet though, since I don't think it's good enough for public consumption and I have a terrible fear that one of my mates would read it and realise that I wrote it and I'd have to run away and live as a hermit. This probably wouldn't happen, but I do write in some pretty small fandoms that I know my friends occasionally dip into. It's not worth the risk of them taking the piss out of me forever. Though it might make them move on from laughing at the time I was sick in my friend's shoe. Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2006 November 15, 01:58:18 I posted mine on Fanfiction.net. I got insane amounts of fangirl attention too, for writing a story that didn't completely center around yaoi sex, but didn't fail to include it either. It was actually kind of fun ^_^
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 15, 02:02:08 Quote from: "yamikuronue" Quote from: "Plum" ...I hate you people. says the guy with the yaoi avatar What kind of guy names himself after a piece of fruit? Well, except... you know. I do like my yaoi though. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 15, 05:35:52 Oh god....
The shit people come up with these days. xD Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 15, 05:54:36 Brain bleach is not enough. A lobotomy is not out of the question.
MY LITTLE PONY? Rule 34 seems inviolate. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 15, 06:26:23 Quote from: "Plum" ...I hate you people. Love the avatar Plum; it makes me laugh and throw pieces of fruit in hysterics every time I see it :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 15, 06:32:52 Quote from: "Yaardarm Monkey" Quote from: "Plum" ...I hate you people. Love the avatar Plum; it makes me laugh and throw pieces of fruit in hysterics every time I see it :D What a coincidence, your avatar makes me screech and throw feces. And, yes, that's supposed to be a compliment. :} Title: Openhousejack Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 15, 06:56:38 first its the fruit throwing then the feces flinging...
its a monkeys life for me yo ho ho :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 15, 07:12:15 Eye bleach is old news!
Brain bleach is right out! Introducing the New, Chok full O' Goodness, WEBSITE BLEACH! Just pour it over your monitor when it shows something that offends you. If that doesn't work, drink it. Title: Openhousejack Post by: spookymuffin on 2006 November 15, 10:28:28 Oh dear....those are probably the weirdest stories I have ever read, I cant believe people actually get off on that stuff, my brain hurts...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 15, 15:06:30 Yeah the Axel x Roxas fanidiots. 13 interesting characters with pasts just crying to be written and interesting personalities and they go "lulz axel iz ghey 4 roxas" *head-meet-desk* Okay so we've all written porn, porn is fine, whatever. But when the porn becomes the whole damn fandom? NO.. especially when it's a Disney fandom, wtf fangirls? These girls will tear you a new hole if you even suggest their pedo-lovers are straight, even as a joke.
And you guys thought paysite owners sucked =p Title: Openhousejack Post by: Mat Cauthon on 2006 November 15, 15:35:21 OK, I had never really heard of Kingdom Hearts before this thread (although I have seen it mentioned here and there on the net), so I have no idea what it is or anything. I decided to look at the official site to get some idea of what is was and WTF??!! It looks like a game that my nine year old daughter would love to play. I don't really get what the game is about, is it something about traveling through all of the Disney worlds or something? Anyway I just want to again say WTF to the fact that people write slash about it. I REALLY don't get it, but um...OK.
Mat Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 15, 15:41:45 Quote from: "Mat Cauthon" OK, I had never really heard of Kingdom Hearts before this thread (although I have seen it mentioned here and there on the net), so I have no idea what it is or anything. I decided to look at the official site to get some idea of what is was and WTF??!! It looks like a game that my nine year old daughter would love to play. I don't really get what the game is about, is it something about traveling through all of the Disney worlds or something? Anyway I just want to again say WTF to the fact that people write slash about it. I REALLY don't get it, but um...OK. Mat do you know the Final Fantasy series? They did a massive crossover with Disney characters called Kingdom Hearts, hence the strange fans. Title: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2006 November 15, 17:08:16 Quote from: "yamikuronue" Quote from: "Mat Cauthon" OK, I had never really heard of Kingdom Hearts before this thread (although I have seen it mentioned here and there on the net), so I have no idea what it is or anything. I decided to look at the official site to get some idea of what is was and WTF??!! It looks like a game that my nine year old daughter would love to play. I don't really get what the game is about, is it something about traveling through all of the Disney worlds or something? Anyway I just want to again say WTF to the fact that people write slash about it. I REALLY don't get it, but um...OK. Mat do you know the Final Fantasy series? They did a massive crossover with Disney characters called Kingdom Hearts, hence the strange fans. Yes, Disney fans are extremely strange and creepy. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 15, 17:17:36 KH is rather fun. First game was good, the one for GBA was good.. and then 2 just sucked in ways I didn't think were possible. If you want a real trip, go on LJ and check out ANY KH community. Count the number of Axel/Roxas references, it'll break your brain. I highly doubt Disney approves of pedophilia or promotes it -_-;
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 15, 23:30:56 I don't like visiting any site that deal with specific fandoms, much less porn ones (I just can't match their level of "devotion" :?). I admit that I have strange pervy thoughts about yaoi and yuri and all kinds of weird things that don't actually exist in KH (or other games, or... any form of entertainment media that has ever had a person I thought was hot in it), but I don't... bring it out into the open, much less in a piece of fiction posted on the Internet.
But still. MANSEX. I was really amused when I saw the Xemnas hair on MTS2... :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 15, 23:46:49 *pukes on this thread*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 16, 00:10:14 Quote from: "Ensign EO" I was really amused when I saw the Xemnas hair on MTS2... :lol: It looks like shit in-game. It gets blurry near the edges and is a serious skull-gouger. Inner fangirl: OMG SKRU U GUYZ I LUV KINGDOM HARTS *thwack* Bad fangirl! Down! Away! Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 16, 00:17:52 Oh, I didn't download it because it's a little too unique for my tastes and I will always think of that hair as being Mansex's, so no sense in me slapping that hair on a random Sim. :P
Title: Openhousejack Post by: ihavenoteeth on 2006 November 16, 01:10:04 Disney's own idea for Pocahontas was to make her small child, oh John Smith you bad bad man...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 16, 01:27:43 Quote from: "Seshennu" Oh, and there was canon incest in The Lion King... Tell me more? :o Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 16, 01:29:46 Quote from: "ihavenoteeth" Disney's own idea for Pocahontas was to make her small child, oh John Smith you bad bad man... Lmao! Seems to be a lot of that going around. Title: Openhousejack Post by: emo on 2006 November 16, 01:33:52 *Note to self:
Do not, I repeat, do not, click links while at work :oops: :cry: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 16, 01:53:29 Canon incest - Simba and Nala. They have the same father since both lionesses were in the same pride... though they don't blantantly tell you that. Also Kiara and Kovou who would be cousins? I think.
And you aren't looking hard enough if you aren't finding the Disney stuff. There's a whole Goofy/Sora fandom to be found in the Riku/Sora, Leon/Cloud, Axel/Roxas mess. I've even seen Donald/Sora.. Do you think these fans release there are straight female characters in this game and just as much subtext for a few het pairings? ... Nah. Title: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2006 November 16, 02:48:00 Quote from: "ihavenoteeth" Disney's own idea for Pocahontas was to make her small child, oh John Smith you bad bad man... Pocahantas was 11 when the events John Smith made up supposedly took place. And none of it happened. He was well-known for being a con artist, and she was EXTREMELY ticked off about the whole thing. Basically, she came to England with her husband, and was a social sensation, and Smith ran around going, "I banged her first!" Yeah, he was a lying prick. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 16, 02:51:40 History is weird. In APUSH we're long past the beginnings of Jamestown, but now I have a strange desire to ask my teacher about this. It's not like it would be weird--we don't actually learn in the class. Most of our time is spent laughing at each other's stupidity and weird pervy things. :?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: avic on 2006 November 16, 03:21:58 Quote from: "neriana" Quote from: "ihavenoteeth" Disney's own idea for Pocahontas was to make her small child, oh John Smith you bad bad man... Pocahantas was 11 when the events John Smith made up supposedly took place. And none of it happened. He was well-known for being a con artist, and she was EXTREMELY ticked off about the whole thing. Basically, she came to England with her husband, and was a social sensation, and Smith ran around going, "I banged her first!" Yeah, he was a lying prick. Really?!? Hell. Learn something new every day. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Captain Flint on 2006 November 16, 04:08:46 Skimming through all of the post's and omg there is some twisted crap in here,
OpenhouseJack you are a sick man, a very VERY sick man, you really should get some help, is he for real? or is all of that a fathomed up story? then the disney crap and the bottle just make me want to stab my eyes out just for taking a peek into what you were talking about.. I think this whole thread should be set on fire and buried for all time. Ack! Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 16, 04:24:50 Luddite.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 16, 14:26:17 Quote from: "avic" Quote from: "neriana" Quote from: "ihavenoteeth" Disney's own idea for Pocahontas was to make her small child, oh John Smith you bad bad man... Pocahantas was 11 when the events John Smith made up supposedly took place. And none of it happened. He was well-known for being a con artist, and she was EXTREMELY ticked off about the whole thing. Basically, she came to England with her husband, and was a social sensation, and Smith ran around going, "I banged her first!" Yeah, he was a lying prick. Really?!? Hell. Learn something new every day. She died not far from where I live, you know. :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: simplystella on 2006 November 16, 14:43:10 Ok, I'm lost.
How did the topic went on Pocahontas? :shock: Btw, I remember I read somewhere that the real Pocahontas was bald. Just givin my 2 cents, eh.. :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 16, 15:02:51 Pocahontas was reached thus:
Eww, scary man charging for Sims stuff so he could buy used jockstrap> Fetishes > Incest > Incest and pedophilia in fanfic > Fanfic eww, especially Kingdom Hearts (detour for eww pedophilia and beastility)> Kingdom Hearts MANSEX > Disney not being as pure as one would think > Pocahontas. *bows* Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 16, 15:14:10 Quote from: "jesserocket" Pocahontas was reached thus: Eww, scary man charging for Sims stuff so he could buy used jockstrap> Fetishes > Incest > Incest and pedophilia in fanfic > Fanfic eww, especially Kingdom Hearts (detour for eww pedophilia and beastility)> Kingdom Hearts > Disney not being as pure as one would think > Pocahontas. *bows* you forgot MANSEX Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 16, 16:04:33 I did forget MANSEX...:(
*edits* Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 16, 22:41:34 Quote from: "jesserocket" I did forget MANSEX...:( *edits* Haha, how do you miss something in all caps? :wink: Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 17, 00:11:54 I was using my brain-memory to compile the list, it has an aversion to all caps, some sort of protection mechanism from shouting and trolls... :oops:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 17, 02:48:58 Quote Seems that way, but that whole pack of lions seemed to just pop up out of nowhere for the sequel, so it's kind of hard to tell. Going on appearance alone, I'd guess yes. I've never seen The Lion King 2 but I heard Kovou's mom was Scar's mate. Scar was Mufasa's brother, Mufasa was Simba's father, Simba is Kiara's father. Oh those silly lions. Quote What, you didn't get the memo? Anything with BEWBS is a tool of Satan used to break up the "canon" slash couples. Meh. *waves tiny Sora/Kairi flag* *waves tiny Larxene/Marluxia and Larxene/Axel and Larxene/Vexen flags* :? Quote Then again, I'm pretty sick of romance-fics in general. Where's the action/adventure? Beating things up with a giant key > sappy teen romance. Died the minute KH2 came out and the mindless fangirls latched onto Axel/Roxas, proclaimed it canon and went about inventing holidays to celebrate their twue wub. And this is why when I decided to write the novel I've been kicking around for a year, I stripped it of all it's KH stuff and made it original fiction rather than deal with a fandom that supports and defends pedophilia as long as it's yaoi. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Keijra on 2006 November 17, 04:26:54 Quick question.
I am so totally removed from the whole manga/anime/fangirl/prettyboyswithmakeup/whatever thing. It is pretty much a culture shock for me. I don't get it and I don't understand it. But that is neither here nor there. Can someone translate "yaoi" for me? Is there a literal translation or is it more of a concept? Title: Openhousejack Post by: avic on 2006 November 17, 04:46:06 Oh, and somewhat off-topic (if there IS such a thing for this thread :lol:) if someone's looking for a good set of romance novels, I'd highly recommend the Dark Hunter series by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Paranormal, though, alas, no pedophilia. Anywho - exerpts to be had at http://www.dark-hunter.com.
And I, too, would like a translation for yaoi. That one flew right by me. Though to be fair, I haven't watched anime since the days of Vampire Hunter Dee, Devil Hunter Yoko and Wicked City. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 17, 04:50:44 Yaoi = male/male relationships
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Swashbuckler on 2006 November 17, 04:50:59 Wikipedia can answer most "What is.." questions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 17, 05:47:39 Quote from: "Swashbuckler" Wikipedia can answer most "What is.." questions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi Be prepared to find out what you do not want to know. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Swashbuckler on 2006 November 17, 05:57:36 Quote from: "Lemmiwinks" Be prepared to find out what you do not want to know. Anyone who read even just part of this thread should be used to that by now :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 17, 06:00:29 Lol, no kidding. My lapse!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: notveryawesome on 2006 November 19, 14:05:52 After all the uproar about furries on MATY, I mentioned the subject to a friend of mine, who is into some weird stuff. Big mistake. My friend just happens to own a porn version of Alice in Wonderland, complete with people dressed in animal costumes, and felt the need to share it with me. It was one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I've ever seen - right up there with Holocaust footage. In fact, I could only watch about 10 minutes of it before I had to leave the room. It was like Zoobily Zoo, but with fucking. Eye bleach won't even begin to repair the damage!
Please don't tell sanmonroe that I mentioned furries Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 19, 17:29:15 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/nivaya/youmakebunnycry.jpg)
Furries are icky and wrong. Title: Openhousejack Post by: yippee on 2006 November 19, 17:50:53 that bunny cries too much. a carrot would make it stop?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 19, 18:01:05 Poor crying bunny.
After over a year of lurking at Fearsome, I've kind of taken a liking to anthros, especially anthrobunnies. I blame Calli--her anthrobunny is really cute though. http://fearsome-oekaki.com/index.php?a_match=Calli Although I can't bring myself to like fursuiters. It's... weird. Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 19, 22:11:49 When I feel playful I act like a cat. *shrugs* I dress up as a sexy catgirl for anime conventions too. So I guess one could call me a furry. But then one time I was on my friend's computer and he had email from a weird BDSM group and some were advertising for "pony play" and things like that and I asked him about it and :shock: so I don't consider myself a "hardcore" furry or whatever, I just play around.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 19, 23:30:36 Quote from: "yamikuronue" When I feel playful I act like a cat. *shrugs* I dress up as a sexy catgirl for anime conventions too. Aww, I've always wanted to be a catgirl for Halloween/other things where costumes would be appropriate. Or a catgirl/schoolgirl hybrid thing. When I went to senior prom my freshman year (two years ago), there were balloons attached to the chair I was sitting on and started batting at them--my date said I was acting like a cat. :P He took a picture of it but I never saw the photo. But I dunno. When I think of fursuiters, I think of people in fullbody animal outfits with masks. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Enelar on 2006 November 20, 06:07:21 A fellow sufferer of AkuRoku day! I actually tried to combat that by having Organization member months to encourage fic and art works of the other characters (OMG imagine that?). All I got for it was a damn stalker, a headache and proof that fans are fucking idiots.
I also fail because I remember Zoobilee Zoo. Edit: Novel is at 3,000 words. :) Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 20, 16:51:05 I used to have a set of KiSS dolls, really nicely done, anthro thingers of assorted Pokemon, like Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres...and they were beautiful...except...ther feet were claws, and their ankles were feathery, and their chests, although the rest of their bodies looked relatively fleshy....And...I'm really scared of birds!! So yes. Icky.
Catgirls, I like, but please refer to this handy-dandy guide: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/nivaya/116363598937324612.jpg) NO MORE THAN 10%!!! Title: Openhousejack Post by: spookymuffin on 2006 November 20, 19:58:19 I whole-heartedly agree, any higher than 10% furry and things just get way too creepy!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 20, 21:43:37 Quote from: "notveryawesome" After all the uproar about furries on MATY, I mentioned the subject to a friend of mine, who is into some weird stuff. Big mistake. My friend just happens to own a porn version of Alice in Wonderland, complete with people dressed in animal costumes, and felt the need to share it with me. It was one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I've ever seen - right up there with Holocaust footage. In fact, I could only watch about 10 minutes of it before I had to leave the room. It was like Zoobily Zoo, but with fucking. Eye bleach won't even begin to repair the damage! Please don't tell sanmonroe that I mentioned furries I have a couple friends who are furries and I've been repeatedly traumatized by Furry Friday on the 'chan sites so I don't even flinch at this shit anymore. Title: Openhousejack Post by: ... on 2006 November 20, 21:48:20 Quote from: "notveryawesome" After all the uproar about furries on MATY, I mentioned the subject to a friend of mine, who is into some weird stuff. Big mistake. My friend just happens to own a porn version of Alice in Wonderland, complete with people dressed in animal costumes, and felt the need to share it with me. It was one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I've ever seen - right up there with Holocaust footage. In fact, I could only watch about 10 minutes of it before I had to leave the room. It was like Zoobily Zoo, but with fucking. Eye bleach won't even begin to repair the damage! Please don't tell sanmonroe that I mentioned furries A lot of furries are fucked up, but that was as disturbing to you as Holocaust footage? There are no goddamned words. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 01:05:35 10% furries? If they were out running about in real life, there would be a bounty on their pelts.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 21, 01:39:41 Quote from: "jesserocket" I used to have a set of KiSS dolls Yes! *high five* Title: Openhousejack Post by: Pescado on 2006 November 21, 02:50:44 Quote from: "Renatus" A lot of furries are fucked up, but that was as disturbing to you as Holocaust footage? I must concur with the original poster. Holocaust footage, while gruesome, is nothing you wouldn't expect from people. No one remembers the Armenians. People have gruesomely killed each other since the beginning of time, the holocaust is not the first time and it won't be the last. Furries, however, are just plain wrong. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 02:56:41 DEATH TO ALL FURRIES!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 21, 03:03:59 All Furries Must Be Destroyed!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 03:09:21 Although, on Halloween I seem to give more candy to the High School girls wearing black leotards, a fake tail and fake ears, with drawn on whiskers.
Freud would probably have a field day with me. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 21, 04:42:22 I have a friend who has a fetish for diapers.
People in diapers. He told me about it in high school. With pictures. He's a sweet guy as far as I know, but I will never understand that fetish. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 21, 04:45:52 Quote from: "Feverish" I have a friend who has a fetish for diapers. People in diapers. He told me about it in high school. With pictures. He's a sweet guy as far as I know, but I will never understand that fetish. Wow, that's a new one. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 21, 04:47:01 Some people have fetishes for balloons.
Diapers and balloons--I just can't make these things erotic in my mind. There's a fetish for everything. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 04:47:26 oh, um... Holy crap, that is too weird for for even old perve like me.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 21, 05:05:48 yea.
I thought it was so weird when he told me. And he even brought pictures of it to school. Like a mini show and tell or something. Next time I see him I'll ask him if he still has that fetish. Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 21, 05:15:46 I found logs on my then-fiancee's computer full of cybersex on IRC chat rooms... she referred to him as a dragon and he referred to her as a griffin... and they did erotic things with chains and whips... it was scarring, and yet strangely erotic. Still, very strange.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 21, 05:37:52 Have you seen clown sex? It's hillarious.
Or a porn I saw where a girl was babysitting two "babies" (very hairy babies) and the "naughty babies" crawled in and raped her unmerciful. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 05:40:05 Can someone lock this thread or at least hose me down with eye bleach.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 21, 05:41:01 Do they do the thing where they see how many clowns fit into....um
nevermind. I suppose that only works for cars. There's actually a pregnant fetish too. People are strange. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 21, 05:49:21 And then there's me and my marching band fetish.
Drill downs... ooh. It gives me chills. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 05:53:07 Quote from: "Your Mother Has Scurvy" And then there's me and my marching band fetish. Drill downs... ooh. It gives me chills. *In my best John Cleese voice* A MARCHING band fetish? Title: Openhousejack Post by: Midori on 2006 November 21, 05:53:34 ooh Drill Downs. As you were sir! What do you play Scurvy?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 21, 05:54:35 I rock the trumpet.
@Lemmiwinks: Come on, man. Have you ever been in a marching band? That's some sexy stuff right there. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Midori on 2006 November 21, 06:00:31 Hell yes. All my boyfriends but one were in Marching Band. And Scurvy, I rock it lower on the Baritone. Year number 8 just ended when I count high school and college!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 21, 06:06:54 Quote from: "Your Mother Has Scurvy" I rock the trumpet. @Lemmiwinks: Come on, man. Have you ever been in a marching band? That's some sexy stuff right there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRF1Ux6SQbo that ought to get ya all a-flutter :wink: Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 06:07:25 The only marching band that ever caused me to sit up and listen, let alone get "turned on" by was USC (Or was it UCLA?) in some silly Fleetwood Mac video. Turned on I was not.
Silly fetishists. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 21, 06:13:44 There's one I saw where the band did original Mario Bros songs and actually moved into formations of mushrooms and stuff. It was glorious. Can't find the video though.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 21, 06:14:05 Ehh, I don't like that crazy swingy style. It's all about the military style.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 06:17:34 I wonder if Openhousejack gets turned on by marching bands. He seems to get turned on by everything else.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Keijra on 2006 November 21, 06:29:04 I remember once the hubster and I were at a porn shop looking around for a particular movie (The Devil in Miss Jones part 2: Quite possibly the best made, most hilarious porno ever made).
I was perusing the movie selection and found me a fetish one about feet. Not just any feet. Feet with raw ground beef smeared and squished between the toes. Because that is sexy. :shock: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 21, 06:32:38 Quote from: "Lemmiwinks" I wonder if Openhousejack gets turned on by marching bands. He seems to get turned on by everything else. ahahahahahah GOOD ONE!!! :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 21, 14:03:39 Quote from: "Keijra" I remember once the hubster and I were at a porn shop looking around for a particular movie (The Devil in Miss Jones part 2: Quite possibly the best made, most hilarious porno ever made). I was perusing the movie selection and found me a fetish one about feet. Not just any feet. Feet with raw ground beef smeared and squished between the toes. Because that is sexy. :shock: Urgh. Urgh....Feet are icky enough as it is...dirty feet, even more, and dirty feet with stuff SQUISHING, and meat, and....EW. Title: Openhousejack Post by: ... on 2006 November 21, 14:40:29 Quote from: "Pescado" Quote from: "Renatus" A lot of furries are fucked up, but that was as disturbing to you as Holocaust footage? I must concur with the original poster. Holocaust footage, while gruesome, is nothing you wouldn't expect from people. No one remembers the Armenians. People have gruesomely killed each other since the beginning of time, the holocaust is not the first time and it won't be the last. Furries, however, are just plain wrong. Well, since you're most likely a pimply kid in his late teens, I'm not surprised that anything to do with sex in any form is more disturbing to you. It's way easier to play the tough guy, innit? Title: Openhousejack Post by: yippee on 2006 November 21, 17:16:41 Quote from: "Lemmiwinks" I wonder if Openhousejack gets turned on by marching bands. He seems to get turned on by everything else. rofl. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 21, 18:04:28 Quote from: "Renatus" Well, since you're most likely a pimply kid in his late teens, I'm not surprised that anything to do with sex in any form is more disturbing to you. It's way easier to play the tough guy, innit? Anything to do with sex in any form is disturbing to teens? What planet are you from, again? I just learned what a "babyfur" is yesterday, thanks to Something Awful. *dies* Title: Openhousejack Post by: notveryawesome on 2006 November 21, 18:09:00 Quote from: "Renatus" A lot of furries are fucked up, but that was as disturbing to you as Holocaust footage? There are no goddamned words. Well, I was being perhaps a bit facetious. One of my major gripes with e-mediums is that sarcasm and hyperbole for the sake of humour just don't seem to translate very well. Though if you had seen the video, you'd understand... Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 21, 18:22:28 Quote from: "Plum" Quote from: "Renatus" Well, since you're most likely a pimply kid in his late teens, I'm not surprised that anything to do with sex in any form is more disturbing to you. It's way easier to play the tough guy, innit? Anything to do with sex in any form is disturbing to teens? What planet are you from, again? I just learned what a "babyfur" is yesterday, thanks to Something Awful. *dies* Babyfurs absolutely disgust me. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 21, 18:23:03 Quote from: "Plum" I just learned what a "babyfur" is yesterday, thanks to Something Awful. *dies* Furries + diapers = lulz. In all honesty though, it doesn't hold a candle to things like inflation, farting, guro, and vore. Oh god, this thread is about to reach new levels of wrong... Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 21, 18:24:57 About the diaper fetish, I'll never forget that CSI episode... *insert puke icon here*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 21, 18:31:21 I've always been rather amused by vore...not so much guro, I stay away from that unless I'm feeling partiularly dark, and inflation and farting are just bizarre...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 21, 18:37:14 One of my friends sent me guro once... Bastard.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 21, 18:47:01 There's a semi-popular (lol internet) guro comic involving people dying/getting maimed/etc in events related to constipation. Apparently, constipation is a rather widespread problem in Japan due to diet and certain aspects of their lifestyle. Or something. How anyone could find themselves aroused by such a thing is beyond me.
Then you have loli-guro, which I think is the worst thing in the history of mankind. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 21, 20:34:33 Loli-guro is truly nasty. As is that comic they occasionally post on the 'Chans. You know the one I'm talking about. *shudders interminably*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: ChaosKitten on 2006 November 21, 21:56:11 Why did I read this thread? WHY!?
Furries make baby Jesus cry. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 21, 22:26:05 You know you love it. I hesitate to suggest just what is you love, take your pick from this thread... :P
Title: Openhousejack Post by: destroypooja on 2006 November 21, 22:27:39 It is pretty interesting.
He's a attention whore and a whore of other types. :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Marhis on 2006 November 22, 00:04:40 Ok, I said "WTF????" and then googled "voro" and "guro".
I'm not sure, now, that Google is my friend even more :? Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 22, 01:24:04 Violent porn is not happy porn at all for me. Porn that involves babies in any way is strange, and I still don't like diapers or any bodily excretions.
I have yet to see any members of a marching band that I thought was attractive, although there's a freshman in my Latin class that plays tuba in the band that's pretty cute. I prefer wrestlers m'self. And JROTC drill team (with arms) members. Mm. I wish I had a secret strange fetish that only the depraved would have. *runs off sobbing* Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 22, 01:49:44 Yes, wrestlers are good...in a veiny sort of way...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Ensign EO on 2006 November 22, 04:03:54 Nuuu, most of the wrestlers I've noticed at the two schools I've gone to weren't veiny. :o
The wrestling coach at my old high school said wrestlers had the best hips... Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 22, 04:07:40 A wrestler can become governor of Minnesota.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 22, 04:08:22 Ahh schooly wrestlers...I had WWE more in mind, all pumped up on steroids like Batista...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 22, 04:12:14 Batista? That guy before Castro?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 22, 21:58:17 There is also a WWE wrestler known by that name, his real name being Dave Batista, he's especially veintacular...:P Perhaps I should have clarified. Fulgencio Batista never really looked all that hopped up on steroids, far as I recall.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 23, 18:41:34 what is loli guro?
Never heard of any of this stuff before. That's probably a good thing. Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 23, 19:24:27 lolita necrophilia. let's talk in english again.
and no. not good stuff. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 23, 19:53:41 Quote from: "Feverish" what is loli guro? Never heard of any of this stuff before. That's probably a good thing. loli - lolita - little girls guro - Japanese code word thing for "grotesque." Basically, the most disgusting stuff you could imagine happening to the body while sex is going on. loli-guro, then, could perhaps be a depiction of someone having sex with little girls while their organs are falling out. Thank Japan for this. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 23, 20:40:45 Particularly intestines. Tisn't nice.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 24, 00:30:13 mmmk.
Sorry for asking. But thanks for explaining this. I'll add it to my list of things I'll never understand. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 24, 03:15:46 Better than having to go out and find what it is for yourself...;)
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 24, 04:46:08 true true.
But I have a friend who is very into hentai. the gross enema kind.lol and then there's still the one who likes the diapers. I think I need fewer friends. Or friends with no weird fetishes. That would leave me pratically friendless though. Oh well. Title: Openhousejack Post by: yippee on 2006 November 24, 04:51:58 it's been months since i've watched CSI and the diaper fetish and i thought i now can move on with life but ehrr, thanks for reminding me about that sick episode :evil:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Feverish on 2006 November 24, 04:55:48 you're very welcome.
Should I also remind you of the episode where Alex popped the dead fat guy in the vacant house and all that fluid squirted out? That was a more recent episode. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Marhis on 2006 November 24, 05:28:58 When I was a child, i used to sneak in the study, during the night, and read Krafft-Hebing's Psychopathia Sexualis behind my father's back. And till now I was thinking that it was weird and disgusting. Oh, well.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 24, 06:09:54 I need eye bleach :(
Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 24, 06:35:26 Quote from: "Yaardarm Monkey" I need eye bleach :( Eye bleach is not good enough. Eye molecular acid would not be enough. This thread makes Retardo Land look like a church social. Diving on one of Pescado's very efficient land mines may not be enough to cure the evil that has infected those of us unfortunate enough to have read it. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 24, 06:37:02 Quote from: "Lemmiwinks" Quote from: "Yaardarm Monkey" I need eye bleach :( Eye bleach is not good enough. Eye molecular acid would not be enough. This thread makes Retardo Land look like a church social. Diving on one of Pescado's very efficient land mines may not be enough to cure the evil that has infected those of us unfortunate enough to have read it. Might I suggest transforming one's brain into a BFBVFS? Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 24, 06:45:34 This could happen spontaneously. Then we could whine about it not being our fault for reading it, sue for millions, settle for free booty.
Edit: Because bumping is bad. Openhousejack on MTS2. 631,248 Downloads, 17,010 Thanks. These are frightening statistics. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 24, 14:22:58 I remain largely unfazed by what has gone on here...I like to blame being 'undereducated'. :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Angelique on 2006 November 25, 17:16:31 Wow. What a loser.
:lol: lol@paying for porn. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 25, 20:28:29 Jack's a GIVER.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 25, 20:34:54 Quote from: "jesserocket" I remain largely unfazed by what has gone on here...I like to blame being 'undereducated'. :D This. I am occasionally disturbed by some of the things posted if I happen to be browsing this place early in the morning, but once I've had my caffeine, I'm good. Title: Openhousejack Post by: calalily on 2006 November 27, 16:00:38 I am so amazed that Openhouse Jack gets so little - I had a very good looking gay friend who occassionally got paid (and not by fat gross guys - but by gorgeous guys) and he got $120 about 15 years ago for the pleasure of getting his dick sucked. I mean really - he should get far better prices.
To add to the weird fetish talk - docking and I read about a guy that could only cum while licking the girl in question's eyeballs. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Caedre on 2006 November 27, 16:23:03 Quote from: "calalily" I am so amazed that Openhouse Jack gets so little - I had a very good looking gay friend who occassionally got paid (and not by fat gross guys - but by gorgeous guys) and he got $120 about 15 years ago for the pleasure of getting his dick sucked. I mean really - he should get far better prices. To add to the weird fetish talk - docking and I read about a guy that could only cum while licking the girl in question's eyeballs. Poor guy, I would never let someone lick my eyeballs :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Plum on 2006 November 27, 23:23:12 People are just weird. One of my friends does webcam shows and she got paid $300 to lay on her bed in front of her camera hogtied with a glass of water balanced on her back for thirty minutes. Someone else offered her $3000 to let him watch her shave her head.
So Jack really needs a better client base. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 27, 23:52:30 Quote from: "Plum" People are just weird. One of my friends does webcam shows and she got paid $300 to lay on her bed in front of her camera hogtied with a glass of water balanced on her back for thirty minutes. Someone else offered her $3000 to let him watch her shave her head. So Jack really needs a better client base. Or offer a better product line. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 28, 01:42:42 Invest in more marketable skills...like maybe getting a nice wide hole drilled through his skull...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2006 November 28, 03:47:43 It always comes back to the skullfucking, doesn't it?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 28, 03:52:04 As in life, my dear, as in life.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 28, 04:24:43 Correct me if I am wrong, but "skullfucking" used to just be slang for "getting head", and some ignoramuses didn't get the joke. The "shock" value of that crap is what they get their jollies on.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Marhis on 2006 November 28, 04:52:19 I'm so sad I don't have enough sexual weirdness around me, I would like to have some easy cash, mmmh...
My cat wanks himself every day, and he usually does it between my keyboard and monitor, maybe he likes being watched (feline exibitionism?). Maybe I could take a picture or two and post them here, I'm quite sure you'll love it :P. Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 28, 04:57:26 Umm, as perverted as I am, seeing "cat wanking" is not high on my list.
Thanks anyway! Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2006 November 28, 11:15:15 Quote from: "Marhis" I'm so sad I don't have enough sexual weirdness around me, I would like to have some easy cash, mmmh... My cat wanks himself every day, and he usually does it between my keyboard and monitor, maybe he likes being watched (feline exibitionism?). Maybe I could take a picture or two and post them here, I'm quite sure you'll love it :P. No thanks, but I'm sure you could find a community on the internet who'd love that and make some cash. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 28, 16:49:47 Well, it's good he has a routine, anyway. *nods*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Evirus on 2006 December 01, 19:53:32 OMG I am so disgusted about this! and to think that I wished the dirty bastard a happy birthday before my days of piracy...
Well happy birthday now you sick bastard! I've looted the booty! Title: Openhousejack Post by: Captain Berg on 2006 December 19, 21:47:00 I fail to see why this thread had to be resurrected after two weeks of peace and quiet... :?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 December 19, 21:47:18 necromancy is bad, mmkay?
though in this case it's more like necrophilia Title: Openhousejack Post by: troubledrose on 2006 December 28, 04:30:57 I need the mental floss.... *barfs in bucket by computer*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Captain Flint on 2006 December 28, 06:08:15 Everytime i see this ressurected i feel sick.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: dahvyd on 2006 December 29, 05:32:18 Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but Jack is closing his site down.
He *says* it's because of his host.... Anyway here's the link http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=212589&c=1 Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 December 29, 20:17:25 'Decided' to stop hosting him? Why would a host do that? *raises eyebrow*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 December 29, 20:25:59 Quote from: "jesserocket" 'Decided' to stop hosting him? Why would a host do that? *raises eyebrow* This goddamned thread. I mean, someone's going to blame this place regardless, right? :roll: Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2006 December 29, 20:37:40 If we get blame, do we get a killmark too? :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Doursim on 2006 December 30, 01:18:05 looking for a new host... "again"? :?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateBooty on 2006 December 30, 02:28:11 anyone know someone that will host him for a few blow jobs?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Marhis on 2006 December 30, 04:23:30 Quote from: "PirateBooty" anyone know someone that will host him for a few blow jobs? Does the booty contains openhousejack's stuff? If yes... Pescado and BlueSoup have some blowjob credit on him? Wait... nevermind :P Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 December 30, 04:53:00 Does this require a Blowjob button instead of Paypal?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: dr.philthy on 2006 December 30, 04:56:09 now THAT would be a paysite
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Soup Parrot on 2006 December 30, 06:23:49 Quote from: "Captain Flint" Everytime i see this ressurected i feel sick. ME TOOO!!! coming out of lurking :evil: I never cared for his stuff now I know why!!! Maybe know way too much now!!! I told my mom about what he was doing, she responded don't believe what you read. He just wrote or made all that up to get attention. Well my mom is naieve about the Internet. She's retired, so she cant imagine this weird society thats surfaced on the Internet. Anyways he's been over at Insiminator maybe he will copy Exnem and try to get in the TSR door as a FA. 8) Title: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2006 December 30, 06:29:44 Actually, your mom sounds pretty with it. Don't believe most of what you read on the internet. It's thoroughly possible, even plausible, that this OpenHouseJack guy is making a whole lot of stuff up.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: stim on 2006 December 30, 06:31:02 Quote from: "neriana" Don't believe most of what you read on the internet. The Internet?! Full of lies?! Blasphemy! Everything on the internets is truuuuue, truuue I tell you, truuuue! Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 December 30, 06:52:45 Wikipedia is the absolute proof of that.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Soup Parrot on 2006 December 30, 06:54:41 Quote from: "Lemmiwinks" Wikipedia is the absolute proof of that. LOL yeah anybody can edit the information provided there, even make up lies about people. Title: Openhousejack Post by: dahvyd on 2006 December 30, 09:04:12 /off topic
I'm not studying at the moment, but I'm curious - do lecturers/markers/etc accept Wikipedia as a reliable source of reference? Title: Openhousejack Post by: Soup Parrot on 2006 December 30, 09:19:23 Quote from: "dahvyd" /off topic I'm not studying at the moment, but I'm curious - do lecturers/markers/etc accept Wikipedia as a reliable source of reference? if your in school professor tell you, but I seriously doubt it, since anyone can come in and alter its contents. I don't get that part personally, why its allowed. Title: Openhousejack Post by: dahvyd on 2006 December 30, 09:49:43 Yeah, it seems kinda pointless... >.<
I can't imagine why anyone would use it........ Title: Openhousejack Post by: calalily on 2006 December 30, 15:52:38 Quote from: "dahvyd" /off topic I'm not studying at the moment, but I'm curious - do lecturers/markers/etc accept Wikipedia as a reliable source of reference? I'm a university tutor, and I tell all my students that Wikipedia is not an authoritative source, and should not be used. That being said, some idiots still use it, and I have to write comments about it - but they're ickle first years. Title: Openhousejack Post by: stim on 2006 December 30, 16:06:17 I go to NYU, and every professor I've had has said "ARRRGH! Don't use wikipedia!" but I'm too lazy to copy down all my sources all the time (especially since I often source things I read years earlier), so I just slap down Wikipedia whenever I lose a source. And somehow, I manage to get A's without anyone really noticing. Heh, even got flagged for plagarism once due to non-suckage on a paper.
None too smart they are at our fine academic institutions. Title: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2007 January 01, 17:17:27 Quote from: "stim" I go to NYU, and every professor I've had has said "ARRRGH! Don't use wikipedia!" but I'm too lazy to copy down all my sources all the time (especially since I often source things I read years earlier), so I just slap down Wikipedia whenever I lose a source. And somehow, I manage to get A's without anyone really noticing. Heh, even got flagged for plagarism once due to non-suckage on a paper. None too smart they are at our fine academic institutions. Wikipedia isn't a very good source for anything complex. However, they usually get the dates right. And I have used them as a springboard to other sources; they often have good citations at the bottom of the page. You get "A's" because most papers suck horribly and most professors are thrilled to see anything grammatical and with a halfway decent argument. Title: Openhousejack Post by: calalily on 2007 January 01, 17:21:23 Yes, I agree, a well written paper gets a lot of forgiveness from me. And also, if the source from wiki is right, and it is not the only source (such as www.stanford.edu~ethics or something similar) I don't bother to take marks off - but I do point out that it's not acceptable.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: yamikuronue on 2007 January 09, 02:46:38 The thing about wiki is it tends to correct itself in the long run- you get 3 or 4 jackasses making an article, it'll be full of lies and propaganda, but by the time you have 30 or 40 edit warring back and forth, generally the article ends up being someplace inbetween.
But it's hard to tell how long an article's been there or how accurate it is on first glance. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2007 January 09, 09:39:10 I use the Wiki a lot for work, again, just for basic facts, dates, lists, that sort of thing, then, as Neriana said, to springboard elsewhere. Wiki is excellent as a starting point.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: threehundred on 2007 January 17, 03:39:17 i think that he's trying to buy a dirty jockstrap so he can strangle himself.
edit: hi everyone edit: sorry for bumping "nasty" thread. i think it's pretty hot though Title: Openhousejack Post by: Noodles on 2007 January 17, 03:53:03 ACK Do not bump nasty thread *cry*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2007 January 18, 00:02:56 *bump for icky insanity!*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Noodles on 2007 January 18, 00:05:19 Quote from: "jesserocket" *bump for icky insanity!* Not Funny! :x :cry: Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 18, 05:10:34 Icky :shock:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: icedwhitemocha on 2007 January 18, 22:48:56 *hands zatanna eye-bleach* Well, if you wanted a more *adult* forum... :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: RedLove on 2007 January 18, 22:49:48 Quote from: "icedwhitemocha" *hands zatanna eye-bleach* Well, if you wanted a more *adult* forum... :lol: Please I beg of you stop bumping this thread =[ You're killing me xD Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 18, 23:50:18 Me too :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: graniaomalley on 2007 January 19, 00:48:51 1) Just because a thread has new posts, that doesn't mean you have to read them.
2) If you're concerned about threads being bumped, don't post in them to say "stop bumping this thread." Because that, you know, bumps it. Title: Openhousejack Post by: RedLove on 2007 January 19, 00:52:00 Quote from: "graniaomalley" 1) Just because a thread has new posts, that doesn't mean you have to read them. 2) If you're concerned about threads being bumped, don't post in them to say "stop bumping this thread." Because that, you know, bumps it. Bleh. I'm nosy. And I have my opinion you have yours and I'll voice mine if I so pleas =] And my opinion is that threads like this one shouldn't be discussed once everyone forgets about them. Everyone forgot about this thread for a reason and zantanna had no problem with my "don't bump nasty threads" b*tching so =] Yea Title: Openhousejack Post by: graniaomalley on 2007 January 19, 00:57:17 Quote from: "RedLove" Quote from: "graniaomalley" 1) Just because a thread has new posts, that doesn't mean you have to read them. 2) If you're concerned about threads being bumped, don't post in them to say "stop bumping this thread." Because that, you know, bumps it. Bleh. I'm nosy. And I have my opinion you have yours and I'll voice mine if I so pleas =] And my opinion is that threads like this one shouldn't be discussed once everyone forgets about them. Everyone forgot about this thread for a reason and zantanna had no problem with my "don't bump nasty threads" b*tching so =] Yea So why are you still discussing it? Title: Openhousejack Post by: RedLove on 2007 January 19, 00:58:03 Because I felt the need to defend why I posted. And because your discussing it so i figured I'd join you =]
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2007 January 19, 03:07:59 And I'm just continuing to bump. Because it's fun and this thread contains high amounts of win and gross. :D
Title: Openhousejack Post by: lemmiwinks on 2007 January 19, 03:24:06 Openhousejack must die, but the memory of his evil should not be forgotten, lest others repeat it.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 19, 03:52:37 Tru dat
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Peachysakura on 2007 January 19, 06:39:45 I just sat through 28 or some odd pages, laughing hysterical. And the site isn't even open anymore! And I downloaded stuff from him. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I believe I am now thouroughly traumatized by this thread, and I fully intend to traumatize my friends, lol. PS- About Bratz dolls, from 80 million pages ago, my nieces play with these monstrosities and I take them and do voices with them. "Look at me with my giant lips. Kiss me, KISS ME!!! Oh don't pull my feet off! Noooooo! Please don't strive to be like me. I am a bad bad girl." and they laugh and laugh. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Got_Nerd on 2007 January 19, 07:44:24 Hey, everyone else was bumping for no reason.
And this thread is some hilariously disgusting reading. The Loli Guro is a bit icky though. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Soup Parrot on 2007 January 19, 07:55:37 Did his site go down..as far as what he wrote, I was going to say do you believe him? But then I had to think a minute gross child murderers are using blogs and all to tell of their fantasies during and beforehand. So someone who is a sexual deviant of anysort gains pleasures from this sort of sick confessional. But honestly would you use a known user name, connected to something that you made money from? seriously would you? If you were smart no, can hurt bussiness, if word got around. looks like words getting around.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Doursim on 2007 January 19, 08:13:27 what?
Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2007 January 19, 16:31:19 Quote from: "Soup Parrot" Did his site go down..as far as what he wrote, I was going to say do you believe him? But then I had to think a minute gross child murderers are using blogs and all to tell of their fantasies during and beforehand. So someone who is a sexual deviant of anysort gains pleasures from this sort of sick confessional. But honestly would you use a known user name, connected to something that you made money from? seriously would you? If you were smart no, can hurt bussiness, if word got around. looks like words getting around. Well, OpenLegsJack is a lot of things, but I don't really think he's a child murderer. And whether or not the things he wrote are true, there they are, written and linked to his site, so either he sees them as lies in a glamourous, good-for-business light, or, they're true...*shrug* Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 19, 22:32:58 Quote from: "Peachysakura" PS- About Bratz dolls, from 80 million pages ago, my nieces play with these monstrosities and I take them and do voices with them. "Look at me with my giant lips. Kiss me, KISS ME!!! Oh don't pull my feet off! Noooooo! Please don't strive to be like me. I am a bad bad girl." and they laugh and laugh. Hey, I Played with Bratz until I was 13. I like them :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: Bleh Bleh on 2007 January 19, 22:55:06 Satan approves of this thread, and will grant eternal torment in Hell to the author of the 666th post.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 19, 22:56:34 Um. Scary. But nonetheless sorta interesting.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Peachysakura on 2007 January 20, 00:09:21 Quote from: "zatanna" Quote from: "Peachysakura" PS- About Bratz dolls, from 80 million pages ago, my nieces play with these monstrosities and I take them and do voices with them. "Look at me with my giant lips. Kiss me, KISS ME!!! Oh don't pull my feet off! Noooooo! Please don't strive to be like me. I am a bad bad girl." and they laugh and laugh. Hey, I Played with Bratz until I was 13. I like them :D I don't mean to offend anyone who plays/played with them, I just personally think they are some of the creepiest toys I have ever seen. And I certainly don't want my nieces(ages 11 and 5) thinking that they need to look like those dolls to be pretty and popular. They like when I make fun of them though. In fact, when I go to their house, they go scrambling for those dolls so I will do the voices for them, lmao. Title: Openhousejack Post by: icedwhitemocha on 2007 January 20, 00:20:56 God, I HATE Bratz dolls. They're so trashy. Whatever happened to the normal toys I played with as a girl? *nostalgic tear*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: maxon on 2007 January 20, 00:23:35 Quote from: "dahvyd" /off topic I'm not studying at the moment, but I'm curious - do lecturers/markers/etc accept Wikipedia as a reliable source of reference? No, but it doesn't stop us making use of it. Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 20, 02:08:33 Quote from: "icedwhitemocha" God, I HATE Bratz dolls. They're so trashy. Whatever happened to the normal toys I played with as a girl? *nostalgic tear* I will admit that they look sorta like aliens, but they were fun when I was that age :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: Soup Parrot on 2007 January 20, 06:28:55 Quote from: "jesserocket" Quote from: "Soup Parrot" Did his site go down..as far as what he wrote, I was going to say do you believe him? But then I had to think a minute gross child murderers are using blogs and all to tell of their fantasies during and beforehand. So someone who is a sexual deviant of anysort gains pleasures from this sort of sick confessional. But honestly would you use a known user name, connected to something that you made money from? seriously would you? If you were smart no, can hurt bussiness, if word got around. looks like words getting around. Well, OpenLegsJack is a lot of things, but I don't really think he's a child murderer. And whether or not the things he wrote are true, there they are, written and linked to his site, so either he sees them as lies in a glamourous, good-for-business light, or, they're true...*shrug* I wasnt saying he was a murderer sorry confused you there, I was making a contrast, and sorry it was late when I write it. Many of these high profile sexual deviants are putting up blogs and all, that the police, FBI later find. There was that one saying he killed Joan Bonet he had all sorts of stuff in.The guy they just convicted in Idaho, he killed three of the family members and abducted the boy and girl, abused them killed the little boy. It seems to be a need for these individuals to share their fantasies but lots of people like to explore their fantasies online, but rarely follow them out. Alright now, I don't think they used their real names, they didnt want to get caught but there was clues. Now Jack must want to be caught or discovered by the sim community, as he is baring his soul on My space using his artist name, the name he is trying to do sims with to make money. Most people dont want their work connected with their sexual activities (a few exceptions porn star). Now are you following me. He is either lying about his adventures or totally dumb. Or both. Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 20, 06:56:52 I vote dumb.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: janelle on 2007 January 20, 09:35:08 Seconded. :roll:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Got_Nerd on 2007 January 20, 16:31:45 Thirded - motion carried. *bangs gavel*
Although, I think Mr Used-Jockstrap might be exaggerating a teensy bit as well. Who asks for Gucci underwear when they have no food? :? Title: Openhousejack Post by: OneEyedWillie on 2007 January 20, 17:04:53 hey you gotta have your priorities right and FOR SURE Gucci underwear comes WAAAAY before food
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Marhis on 2007 January 20, 17:26:06 I was rethinking the whole issue, recently, and you know what? I'm going to respect Openhousejack more, now.
After all, he didn't cheat on us: he asks for money, yes, but at least he has the courage to admit on what he will spend them on: he shows much more respect for us downloaders/customers than "ohhhh I have to feed my chilluns" ones do. Somehow I compare him to this bum, who's after all one of the people I respect the most :D. (http://www.fantasiadomain.com/miscpics/bum390x400.jpg) Title: Openhousejack Post by: Tchannie on 2007 January 20, 19:13:46 I only ever reached about p16 so I figured I should give this thread a try again.
1: OpenLegs needs to be circumcised. Slowly. To cause pain. Then his dick needs to be cut off. 2: I protest against the hate of manic fangirls. I am a manic yaoi fangirl (and shall therefore post the avatar to prove it). I can read, write and watch slash/femmeslash/yaoi/yuri/shounen-ai/shojou-ai/fluff/smut. I can NEARLY deal with hentai. I can't deal with blantant YUCK things. Like skullfucking/necrophilia/incest/squicky pairings/guro/paedo/etc. I'm perfectly happy to read about two blokes fucking each other senseless...graphically. 3: If you ignore the paedophilia, KH sounds horrifically amusing. I may have to find some merch. 4: Can we cut off OpenLegs's dick yet? 5: I have very few fetishes, most of them involving story characters. :oops: However, I do have a silly fetish. It involves watching people squirm whenever I do this: (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/jersey_princess/DSCF0672.jpg) I love the reaction on people's faces. I'm only ever met one person able to stand that and not have to cover their eyes and run away from me. :lol: (EDIT: It's not the best picture, and it's pretty big--sorry--but basically I can move my little finger round so that the tip of it is parallel to the end. I'm the single only person able to do this where I live. The doctors have never seen the like before. :lol: ) 6: OMFG, there's MY LITTLE PONY PORN????!!!!!!!! Wow. 7: Chanslash. Such a cute concept, such an ick thing. 8: Please can we do it now? 9: Necromancy makes me laugh. 10: PLEASE? (There are more things I want to comment on, but unfortunately I FORGOT THEM. It's OpenLegs's fault. I blame him. Oh yeah.) 11: He shut down his site? Har har that's a laugh. 12: I have some of his stuff in my game. Not enough for it to be a problem, and it's all from MTS2, and it's all been hidden in the swamp of crap I have in my game, but it's there nonetheless...I feel squicked. 13: Can we do it NOW??? Title: Openhousejack Post by: zatanna on 2007 January 20, 20:19:26 You all are FUNNY!!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2007 January 21, 11:42:53 OpenLegsJack didn't close his site, he has a new URL http://openhouseforsims.com/
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Doursim on 2007 January 21, 11:58:27 I see he took MY banner off his site. Bastard. I've never said one word about him either. *huff* Too bad, his site actually directed a pretty chunk of traffic to me.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2007 January 21, 12:47:53 Lmao how lame of him!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Soup Parrot on 2007 January 21, 14:00:14 This on page of his new site titled (I was up all night half asleep here)
http://openhouseforsims.com/index2.html RIGHTS OF ARTIST\ Please understand that the "Terms of Use" are provided for both your protection and ours; they are written to clarify the terms under which the images & downloads contained within this site may be used. These terms are legally binding. If there are any questions, please feel free to contact the webmaster at this email address:JackJaydee@gmail.com. [b]Excuse me only legally binding if you were in compliance of the law, and the Copyright owner of the Sims which you are not EA is.[/b] :shock: -All downloads are exclusive property of Joy, Denise & Jack Lee. All website icons & graphics are exclusive property of Jack Lee. You may not claim ownership of any of this artwork, including meshes, skins, objects, graphics, and other website icons :roll: . :twisted: I dont think so you photoshop textures from copyrighted pictures, you are also not in compliance with EAS EULA :!: :!: -If you are the host of our site, you do not have our permission to claim any of the artwork as your own simply because you made a home for it. As long as we am hosted by you, you can only use our artwork with our permission, which you can obtain by emailing us. I dont think you are in a position to dictate any terms of usage to anyone as you have broken the law to begin with. 8) -Joy, Denise, & Jack Lee will not take any liability for any damages done as a result of any of our art. You have complete permission to run virus scanners on the site if you are the host, or on the downloads if you are a fan. What art? What nonsense. You photoshop with magazine photos most your textures, you use code and animations that the the real copyright holder made EA. YOU are not EA. And pictures from magazines fall under the original photographer, and the Magazine. For all we know you stole the meshes on your site. -Joy, Denise, & Jack Lee hold the exclusive rights to distribution of these creations and holds the right to deny any authorization for the reproduction, distribution, or modification of these creations. Everyone laugh at the above statement its so absurd, he has no exclusive rights. He doesnt own any rights, its language he copied from someone else. -You may not alter, change, colorize, resize or modify anything on this site..including but not limited to skins, houses, & website icons & graphics We can do what we want you dont own it. -If for any reason we request that the downloads or images from our collection be removed from your site, you will be given 72 hours to comply. Violations of the terms of use could subject you to this request.OH this part funny. Who's army going to do that you have no legal ground to stand on :twisted: All terms and conditions must be met and agreed to. MORE BS thats all it is. This was too much had to post it. Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2007 January 21, 16:07:30 Quote from: "Tchân de Bouley" 5: I have very few fetishes, most of them involving story characters. :oops: However, I do have a silly fetish. It involves watching people squirm whenever I do this: (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/jersey_princess/DSCF0672.jpg) I love the reaction on people's faces. I'm only ever met one person able to stand that and not have to cover their eyes and run away from me. :lol: (EDIT: It's not the best picture, and it's pretty big--sorry--but basically I can move my little finger round so that the tip of it is parallel to the end. I'm the single only person able to do this where I live. The doctors have never seen the like before. :lol: ) I can do that. I was gonna take a pic, but my boyfriend just put the camera battery to charge...:( But yes. Double jointed. *nods* Title: Openhousejack Post by: RedLove on 2007 January 21, 16:10:26 I'm double jointed also. You guys are lucky you don't have highschool boys asking you ever day if you can put your legs behind your head :evil: Damn immature idiots
Title: Openhousejack Post by: threehundred on 2007 January 21, 16:58:26 bratz babies!?!?
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3054/mail3wz.jpg) would you allow your kids to play with that? Title: Openhousejack Post by: jesserocket on 2007 January 21, 17:22:39 *screams and screams and screams and screams*
MAKE IT DIE NOW!!!!!!111 Title: Openhousejack Post by: RedLove on 2007 January 21, 17:24:41 Quote from: "threehundred" bratz babies!?!? would you allow your kids to play with that? What in the hell? Thats all I can even say. Title: Openhousejack Post by: torque on 2007 January 21, 17:34:25 That's just sick.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Camilla on 2007 January 21, 20:29:37 :shock: That's just disturbing on so many levels.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: BlueSoup on 2007 January 21, 20:39:10 RedLove, please don't quote pics. It's very annoying. That goes for everyone else too.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Rovam on 2007 January 21, 22:18:40 Okay, Bratz babies now top my phobia list. Next time anyone says the doll in my avatar is creepy, they get shown that pic.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Tchannie on 2007 January 21, 22:23:26 Jesse: :cry: Aww, and here's me thinking I was speshul. :cry:
Redlove: My mate gets that all the time. She can twist her legs around in ways they shouldn't be allowed/able to... I didn't see the pic, but what I know of BBs is that they are terrifying... EDIT: I can now see the pic. I want to hide behind something. That thing is SCARY!!!!!! :shock: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Got_Nerd on 2007 January 21, 23:12:57 Flonne - I think the doll in your av is cute :oops:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2007 February 16, 02:34:01 Quote from: "RedTomFlint" Also, in true L0LINTARNET fashion, I feel this picture of a cat with words photoshopped in succinctly describes my reaction: (http://members.arstechnica.com/x/chintznibbles/whattheshitcat.jpg) that looks like the reation I get when I bring home some new "so-called-toy" :roll: of course, her bringing home new shoes...new purses...new "junk" because "its the new fashion" is sooo totally different :shock: :P :shock: Title: Openhousejack Post by: megawarrior on 2007 February 18, 00:02:51 Quote from: "threehundred" bratz babies!?!? would you allow your kids to play with that? :shock: lol Title: Openhousejack Post by: Lorelei on 2007 February 20, 23:46:22 I can do the pinky thing, and can, in fact, hook all fingers over each other on both hands so I have four looped fingers on each.
Can also put both heels into my armpits from behind due to hyperflexible hip joints. Yes, this causes commentary of the lewd kind. Bratz killed Barbie, so they are bad. But creepy dolls are not new. Blair dolls in the 70s are making a comeback. My fave doll as a kid was Tuesday (or Tiffany) Taylor. The larger size had one name, the Barbie size had the other. She had a rotating scalp, and could be blonde or brunette, at least from the front. From the back, she looked like Alexandra from Josie and the Pussycats. The Bionic Woman had skin you rolled up and down her arm to reveal her circuitry. Like an arm condom. The $6 Million (Dollar) Man had an eye you looked through, and his neck cracked when you turned his head. I didn't have Rockflowers or Betty Spaghetti dolls, but they were really elongated dolls with pipecleaner limbs you could tie in knots. Stretch Armstrong was a stretchable mutant. There are Barbies with colour-changing hair you activate with warm or cold water, gears and levers sticking out of their backs, and so on. Bratz just look like a pedophile's wet dream, and the foot removal is creepy, but they aren't breaking new creepy territory. Not really. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Paden on 2007 February 24, 03:13:58 Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! That said, I am grateful that the dressing wasn't the caesar I had originally planned, but french instead. I think that guy would get along great with my ex-husband, they are both fucking SICK BASTARDS!!!!!! My ex was an immigrant and what he did to me and my family I will never forgive. I wanna kill him because of what he did to my child and I won't see her for two more years because of what he put her through. I found a journal of his that was written in Spanish and when I had it translated, OMFG! It read almost exactly like OpenAss Jack's blog! Yuck! Yerg! Sorry, I gotta go a vomit my veggies! Better now. But, him being what he is doesn't excuse him ripping people off and being generally nasty. If I knew who he was in RL, I would probably tip the cops off about what he is doing both on and off of the net. Because someone like that, they eventually go after your kids. I found that out the hard way and my heart still breaks about it. Yes, I'm on the right path now, new husband, a toddler, but I still want my daughter back that that bastard defiled! Death to him and to OpenAss Jack, they're two of a kind!
Title: Openhousejack Post by: MMEStalker on 2007 February 24, 17:36:44 Quote from: "Paden" Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! Insane rambling I'm sorry? Did you just say that prostituting yourself and liking other peoples dirty jockstraps leads to abusing children? Your rant was almost unintelligible so I hope I'm wrong about that or that you were joking. What the hell has being a lazy, immigrant, gay, man with a mercenary approach to sex, and an icky but not not harmful sexual kink got to do with child abuse? I personally don't care at all about his lack of a work permit (or whatever it is he lacks that he claimed meant he couldn't work), his sexuality or his kinks. and if he's lazy and he prostitutes himself, why I may not think much of those qualities but I'm not going to claim he's sick because of it and I'm not going to assume he's going to start abusing children you ignorant little bitch. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Paden on 2007 February 24, 20:10:09 If I offended, I do apologize, but that post just kind of hit my in a VERY tender spot, ok? There was no need to call me an ignorant little bitch, because I know things about this territory you don't. Let us leave it at that, ok? I'm sorry I went off on that the way I did. I am saying that my ex had the same tendancies and OHJ scared me with the way he was going on. And yes, my ex prosituted himself while I was working, so that hit hard too. I am sorry, ok? I never thought he was that type of person until I got his journal translated into English, and then.... it was too late, the damage was done. Again, I am sorry. This just hurt a very tender spot, I'm normally better controlled than that post.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: darkangel on 2007 February 24, 22:01:23 If you're hurt/upset personally you should better not comment at all..becuase..no one is interested in personal rants. :roll: People just get offended enth e end.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Tchannie on 2007 February 24, 22:35:09 *hugs Paden*
Well, maybe if they're not interested, I am (don't mind me, I'm just an annoying little spammer :roll: ) and I feel awful for you! So sorry this thread brought up bad memories for you, hun, and I hope you get your daughter back soon! Title: Openhousejack Post by: MMEStalker on 2007 February 25, 01:11:18 Quote from: "Paden" There was no need to call me an ignorant little bitch, because I know things about this territory you don't. Let us leave it at that, ok? I'm sorry I went off on that the way I did. How do you know what I know about people like OpenHouseJack? I'm sorry about anything you and your daughter went through because of your ex, but you're wrong if you think that OHJ's similarities to him mean he's going to do the same stuff. None of the things that we know about OHJ are indicators that he will end up abusing children and it is ignorant to claim otherwise. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Jaida on 2007 February 25, 02:08:42 Geeh, that's just wow. Yuck. What would happen if he ate Taco Bell?
Bad joke I know :D Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateOfMashedPotatoes on 2007 February 25, 07:12:08 Um, wow. Paden, I didn't think your "rant" was any more offensive than what many others wrote here. I'm thinking Stalker is a friend of OpenHouse and just might have been upset about what was written in general.
Sorry you had to go through some crappy stuff. If this guy reminds you of your ex, then he does. It's kind of silly for people to trash you for feeling that way. It's all very subjective. lol Title: Openhousejack Post by: MMEStalker on 2007 February 25, 08:46:16 Quote from: "PirateOfMashedPotatoes" Um, wow. Paden, I didn't think your "rant" was any more offensive than what many others wrote here. I'm thinking Stalker is a friend of OpenHouse and just might have been upset about what was written in general. Or maybe I don't know OHJ and I think it's offensive to state that you can see a man going down the road towards abusing children because he's a prostitute and an immigrant with a blog (the only things that Paden has mentioned that are the same for both men so far). Quote from: "PirateOfMashedPotatoes" It's kind of silly for people to trash you for feeling that way. It's all very subjective. lol Sillier than saying he's going to 'go after your kids' because he has some things in common with a man that has? I know two girls who were abused by straight, married men with kids who babysat their nieces, I'm not going to claim that means that any men in similar situations are also going to abuse said nieces. I'm not trashing her for feeling that way, though I think it's a stupid thing to think, I'm trashing her for saying it, because it is offensive to any one out there with the same habits/personal situation, to claim they're going to end up abusing children. Title: Openhousejack Post by: redisenchanted on 2007 February 25, 14:52:40 I agree with MMEStalker on this one. I hope you and your daughter recover from the awful experiences you've had, but that's still no excuse to accuse OHJ of child abuse. What consenting adults do with each other is their own business.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2007 February 25, 22:20:12 Yes, okay. We all agree that OHJ is most likely not going to start molesting any children any time soon (or ever, I hope!). Even Paden recognizes the fact that she kind of freaked out a bit. It's understandable, she most likely associates this kind of behaviour with the very terrible thing that happened to her and her children and was very upset.
So to recap: OHJ is not (as far as we know :P) any kind of child predator, just a loose man with questionable personal habits who has sex with fat guys for money. Lets keep making fun of him for the perverted stuff he does, it's more fun. Paden has appologized for overreacting. Other people have said far stupider things on this site, so lets not keep berating her over it. Or if you guys want, we can start a "stupid things people say" thread, and we can sift through all the threads and find all the stupid posts by everyone to laugh at. Hey, that sounds kinda fun too... Title: Openhousejack Post by: BlackPearl on 2007 February 25, 22:23:04 So why berate OHJ for being a homosexual hooker? Fat guys need lovin' too. :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2007 February 25, 22:44:07 Because OHJ is a male hooker who leaches off his mommy and uses the money from his paysite to buy things like dirty jockstraps. He isn't like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, if he was just a working girl trying to make ends meet or get evicted, then perhaps we would feel a bit more compassion and hope for him to marry Richard Gere.
Instead he just gets out of bed, washes his butt, gets some designer underwear in lieu of cash, and goes home to where his mom probably has dinner waiting. He even complains that she asked for some of the money from his site, which he needs to spend on himself and not on helping to pay for groceries or anything as silly as that. Title: Openhousejack Post by: BlackPearl on 2007 February 25, 23:16:41 ROFL Liegen, I was being sarcastic.
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Tchannie on 2007 February 25, 23:35:55 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" Or if you guys want, we can start a "stupid things people say" thread, and we can sift through all the threads and find all the stupid posts by everyone to laugh at. Hey, that sounds kinda fun too... That looks like fun. I know I've said stupid stuff...^^^ Title: Openhousejack Post by: The ISZ on 2007 February 26, 00:34:43 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" Or if you guys want, we can start a "stupid things people say" thread, and we can sift through all the threads and find all the stupid posts by everyone to laugh at. Hey, that sounds kinda fun too... Whoa, wouldn't that be quite a long ass list? :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: liegenschonheit on 2007 February 26, 00:36:30 I knew you were being sarcastic, and chose to ignore it. :P
Yes, it would be a very long list. Title: Openhousejack Post by: PirateOfMashedPotatoes on 2007 March 01, 08:27:56 Quote from: "MMEStalker" I'm not trashing her for feeling that way, though I think it's a stupid thing to think, I'm trashing her for saying it, because it is offensive to any one out there with the same habits/personal situation, to claim they're going to end up abusing children. Yes, I can see what you're saying now. And great recap Liegen! Quote Because OHJ is a male hooker who leaches off his mommy and uses the money from his paysite to buy things like dirty jockstraps. He isn't like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, if he was just a working girl trying to make ends meet or get evicted, then perhaps we would feel a bit more compassion and hope for him to marry Richard Gere. Instead he just gets out of bed, washes his butt, gets some designer underwear in lieu of cash, and goes home to where his mom probably has dinner waiting. He even complains that she asked for some of the money from his site, which he needs to spend on himself and not on helping to pay for groceries or anything as silly as that. Title: Openhousejack Post by: Redonkulous on 2007 March 05, 19:38:40 ummm........ *coughs* that was....erm.......interesting......kinda funny cause I'd never expect him to do a guy in a janitor closet :P *deletes all his stuff from my game*
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Redonkulous on 2007 March 05, 19:48:20 Quote from: "liegenschonheit" Quote from: "Feverish" It makes it harder on everyone in the end. I'd say he's already getting it hard in the end. That doesn't seem to be the problem he's facing :P Title: Openhousejack Post by: JMZ on 2007 March 05, 20:04:27 Quote from: "Redonkulous" ummm........ *coughs* that was....erm.......interesting......kinda funny cause I'd never expect him to do a guy in a janitor closet :P *deletes all his stuff from my game* I haven't deleted the (small amount) of stuff of his that I have in my game, but this thread sure put me off downloading anything else of his. Title: Openhousejack Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 24, 14:57:11 :twisted:
Yes, I am bumping this thread. I deserve that sick pleasure after reading all 32 pages... That's right. All of it. May I add that this is easily the sickest thread I have ever seen and I have never been this entertained? :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: darkangel on 2007 April 24, 15:05:35 Rat was/is funnier though.
I just saw some pretty menclothing...checked the creator...ZOMG ITS OPENASSJACK. DO NOT WANT IN GAME. :lol: Title: Openhousejack Post by: missangelica on 2007 April 24, 17:28:59 I feel guilty and a little disgusted with myself because I do have a few things from openlegsjack in my game. I'll live though. ;p
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Granuaile on 2007 April 24, 18:10:51 I think I have like 2 of his things in my game that I had grabbed off of MTS2.
This thread cracked me up, even though I was grossed out about his need for dirty jockstraps and him wanting to whore himself out. :lol: Between Jack's wanting to use paysite money for his little toys and Chriko having enough money to go on vacations, the argument that they need simmers to fork out money for their sites because of bandwidth rings pretty false. :roll: Title: Openhousejack Post by: RedLove on 2007 April 25, 00:17:27 I took all his shit out of my game. One thing messed up in body shop and now I don't wanna deal with it. So now I have it just to have it.
WARNING DO NOT LOOK AT THE PICTURES ON THE ICONS THAT POP UP IN SIMS 2 CLEAN INSTALLER. They give you nightmares. :( Seriously don't be curious either. Title: Openhousejack Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 25, 07:44:04 Now I AM curious and might just download one of his items to see that...
Title: Openhousejack Post by: darkangel on 2007 April 25, 08:23:38 Screencap Screencap... :lol:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: Tchannie on 2007 April 25, 10:03:18 I downloaded something of his from InSim, one of my sims is wearing it. It's actually really pretty, I love it... :shock:
Title: Openhousejack Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 25, 10:05:19 Yea, I had a peek at his site.. some of it looks good and I'm torn between wanting and...
NOT WANTING!!!! Ya know? :roll: Title: Openhousejack Post by: Tchannie on 2007 April 25, 10:06:47 Yes and I feel the same. 8)
Title: Openhousejack Post by: dorquemada on 2007 April 25, 12:51:27 I have some of this stuff, too, and ain't squicked at all. But then, I personally think ill of him because of his permanent subscription con, not because of what he does in bed and with whom. After all, his body genuinely belongs to him...unlike pixels he sells. 8)
Title: Openhousejack Post by: RedLove on 2007 April 25, 19:42:07 Quote from: "darkangel" Screencap Screencap... :lol: No! I just deleted it out of my Photobucket account. Pretty nasty. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2009 August 20, 07:01:46 Okay, I know this is like super duper crypt keeper necromancy, yeah yeah. But I was curious and I had to do a where are they now on him. :P
His site's still around. Still pay. He's had some TS2 updates as of July and a few TS3 (non pay) things http://openhouseforsims.com/index2.html He's also still on TSR, in fact, he's been cranking out a steady stream of TS3 stuff very recently with some more on the way it looks like. http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/openhousejack/ He is currently only a "Select Artist" for TS3 so it seems like he is trying to become a Featured Artist. I guess since the demand for TS2 content is dwindling he's got to find some way to pay for those dirty jockstraps on Ebay. I also noticed on his profile for housing he put "parents basement", who publicizes that? And for job he's got "I'm studying". Studying what, proctology? Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Anyerfillag on 2009 August 20, 12:56:26 Isn't his 'sister' floating around MTS2 and TSR? She's at MTS2 under OpenhouseDenise and to be honest? Much better creator :D
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Missbonbon on 2009 August 20, 22:05:20 Isn't his 'sister' floating around MTS2 and TSR? She's at MTS2 under OpenhouseDenise and to be honest? Much better creator :D I thought she also created for his donation website? Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: ydwk on 2009 August 20, 22:21:55 I will never eat near the computer again(http://im-smiley.com/imgs/bad-taste/bad-taste005.gif) (http://im-smiley.com)
The fact that he´s gay or bisexual or whatever is not the issue here, this man has no integrity and clearly mental problems as well. Unemployed...I can´t for the life of me figure out why...ha ha. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2009 August 21, 01:20:51 Well as long as he finds sheep to pay him (or to pay TSR to pay him, after Thomas gets a majority cut, of course) and parents who refuse to kick him out then I guess he never will get a job.
Denise is probably his drag name. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Inyanye on 2009 August 22, 01:10:43 His Sims 3 profile:
http://www.thesims3.com/mypage/OpenHouseJack Listed under his traits: Absent-Minded, Clumsy, Excitable, Family-Oriented, Friendly Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: missangelica on 2009 August 22, 02:09:05 His Sims 3 profile: http://www.thesims3.com/mypage/OpenHouseJack Listed under his traits: Absent-Minded, Clumsy, Excitable, Family-Oriented, Friendly Hey, you can figuratively and (allegedly) literally be a prostitute and be family-oriented as well. They aren't mutually exclusive. ;p Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Missbonbon on 2009 August 22, 02:15:12 Quote Sims3 is quite an expensive game especially if you want to create as well.Why? Some of the tools needed to make CC are not free, and the tutorials were not made for beginners. I guess it will take some time for me to learn not only to make CC but uploading them. I hope I can afford not only the game but the needed programs needed for the tools to work. cross fingers and toes Oh Openass jack. Complaining because of what? You actually have to PAY for milkshape! Poor little paysite owner who is paying his way through school with his paysite. ::) Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2009 August 22, 02:21:42 Quote Sims3 is quite an expensive game especially if you want to create as well.Why? Some of the tools needed to make CC are not free, and the tutorials were not made for beginners. I guess it will take some time for me to learn not only to make CC but uploading them. I hope I can afford not only the game but the needed programs needed for the tools to work. cross fingers and toes Oh Openass jack. Complaining because of what? You actually have to PAY for milkshape! Poor little paysite owner who is paying his way through school with his paysite. ::) Hey now, he has other expenses too you know, like dirty jockstraps to buy. They aren't cheap! Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: kenmtl on 2009 August 22, 02:27:12 Depends on where you shop.
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Missbonbon on 2009 August 22, 02:37:16 Depends on where you shop. Please ken dish on the details on where we can find these jockstraps. Obviously we need to compile a list for Jacky boy on where he can find everything for free. I'm sorry, but that just fucking pisses me off. Not only does he complain about the tuts on MTS, but the fact that he has to actually buy *omgGASP* the game and pay for tools? Newsflash re re! The only thing that is fucking pay is milkshape. Milkshape! For fucking 30 bucks? If that. So not only are you "bare backing" (I say that, because your fucking them in the ass by using their work for your pay endeavors) free creators by using their time and energy to not only write those tutorials, but post them, and you can't even bother to be grateful enough that you only have to pay for milkshape!? Milkshape even comes with a free 30 day trial for pete's sake! Sometimes with as much as he whines about things, and his writing style, I wonder if he really is the age he claims. ::) Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2009 August 22, 02:37:44 Openhouse Jack has discriminating tastes and I am sure he buys only the highest quality used dirty jockstraps. He will not be buying Fruit of the Looms from some overweight balding 60 year old, it must be Calvins or 2Xists from a hot guy (or someone who uses a picture of a hot guy) for him!
Sometimes with as much as he whines about things, and his writing style, I wonder if he really is the age he claims. ::) As much as I would like to think he is a snot nosed whiney spoiled 12, sadly I have seen photographic evidence to the contrary. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: ydwk on 2009 August 22, 10:33:54 Sometimes with as much as he whines about things, and his writing style, I wonder if he really is the age he claims. ::) As much as I would like to think he is a snot nosed whiney spoiled 12, sadly I have seen photographic evidence to the contrary. Where? Show us the pictures so I could have my laugh for the day :D Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2009 August 22, 14:14:21 [links removed to appease Miss Angelica ::) Do a Google search if you want them]
He's chilled the hell out with the nasty talk because his mom is on his Facebook but he is still whiney and complaining about everything under the sun, how much his life sucks, how depressed he is bla bla. He's got some inane Facebook quizzes too like that he's 94% bored, and that his best quality is being generous ::) Oh and he seems to have a thing with posting fart joke youtube videos. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: missangelica on 2009 August 22, 15:00:04 Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm uncomfortable with links outside of the sims community being linked to, especially with personal information on it and yes, even if it is public. :/
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2009 August 22, 15:13:42 Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm uncomfortable with links outside of the sims community being linked to, especially with personal information on it and yes, even if it is public. :/ Well those sites have settings to make your page private and in fact Facebook defaults to private so if someone made their page public they intentionally set it so. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: ydwk on 2009 August 22, 15:51:43 Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm uncomfortable with links outside of the sims community being linked to, especially with personal information on it and yes, even if it is public. :/ I´m totally with Motoki on this, they are set to public or private for a reason. And I think that 'Jackie boy' here will survice since he has no integrity whatsoever, he boast out about his sexual experiences and he is whining about how ugly he is and that he has got no money bla, bla. I don´t think you put out all of that as public in a blog without expecting responses. My point is; his choice, his responsibility, not mine. And Motoki, I really thought his personal writing acts could be explained by age, but I guess some things in life you cant explain. Cant get over the fact that he is 29 freakin´years old! Ha ha, never thought that! Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: missangelica on 2009 August 22, 17:16:27 Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm uncomfortable with links outside of the sims community being linked to, especially with personal information on it and yes, even if it is public. :/ Well those sites have settings to make your page private and in fact Facebook defaults to private so if someone made their page public they intentionally set it so. Here on PMBD, we have a rule about not linking to people's whois info for their websites and/or posting personal information. It may be out there in the interwebs freely, but we are not tsr and we don't post/link to it here. It's in the FAQ under Forum Policies. I'm not a mod though, so it's up to you to do the right thing. :) Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Motoki on 2009 August 22, 17:24:23 Well this whole thread is personal information and it's been around for a very long time. Personally I think it's relevant because people are paying this person money and you can see where it's going and to what sort of person and what their mentality is like. I am not TSR and I am not hacking into anyones accounts or stealing anything that is not purposely and freely put out on the net anyway and easy enough to find, but if you want to play net nanny then fine I will delete it and probably take my ass out of this place too for a while because you know what, of all places I really don't think people here should get up on some moral high horse or start censoring. ::)
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: missangelica on 2009 August 22, 17:44:30 Well this whole thread is personal information and it's been around for a very long time. Personally I think it's relevant because people are paying this person money and you can see where it's going and to what sort of person and what their mentality is like. I am not TSR and I am not hacking into anyones accounts or stealing anything that is not purposely and freely put out on the net anyway and easy enough to find, but if you want to play net nanny then fine I will delete it and probably take my ass out of this place too for a while because you know what, of all places I really don't think people here should get up on some moral high horse or start censoring. ::) I hardly think this is worth flouncing over. It makes me a little sad too because I was happy that you had returned and wondered where you had been. It's okay to disagree with me about where the line should be, but I think we PMBDers do pride ourselves on being on a higher moral ground than tsr. We don't resort to the things they do, even to prove a point. Also, the rule was written into the FAQ because it was a decision based on the consensus at the time among us. Maybe the majority doesn't feel the same now. I don't know. ETA: Btw, if the information is public, then those among us that want to read it are likely to be resourceful enough to find it themselves. It is unnecessary to link it. :) ETA2: To those who missed it-I was complaining about the links Motoki recently had up that went to Openhousejack's Myspace and Facebook pages. He has taken them down now. I wasn't referring to the original content of this thread, which is very old. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: ydwk on 2009 August 22, 17:52:17 Quote It's okay to disagree with me about where the line should be, but I think we PMBDers do pride ourselves on being on a higher moral ground than tsr. We don't resort to the things they do, even to prove a point. I must admit I´m a little bit upset now :-\ Where, exactly, do you mean we resort to the things TSR do? We are not hacking or stealing so what do you mean? Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: SoggyFox on 2009 August 22, 18:02:50 O.o
Ad if he's reading, you only pay for milkshape -once-. I got it for 25$ back in the day and it still works just fine - so free upgrades and the like, and its a good little tool. And TSR -does- link people's personal info and share it - granted, a difference between a link to an open for all facebook and someone's email, personal info and credit card numbers. And only one with the power to delete stuff is Pes. So, I guess I'm just saying 'I'm with you fellas' :) [That is, I don't see what the fuss is, we might not all agree all the time, but no reason to get upset when we don't.] Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: kenmtl on 2009 August 22, 18:24:11 I´m totally with Motoki on this, they are set to public or private for a reason. And I think that 'Jackie boy' here will survice since he has no integrity whatsoever, he boast out about his sexual experiences and he is whining about how ugly he is and that he has got no money bla, bla. I don´t think you put out all of that as public in a blog without expecting responses. My point is; his choice, his responsibility, not mine. Bah admit it, you're just nosey. Don't try to cloak it in some moral affront.And Motoki, I really thought his personal writing acts could be explained by age, but I guess some things in life you cant explain. Cant get over the fact that he is 29 freakin´years old! Ha ha, never thought that! I'll have stand with missangelica on this one. We did kinda decide to keep the personal stuff to a minimum as much as possible and for various reasons. Motoki I also agree with her in that I'm glad you've come back here. I enjoy your posts and your insight and it would be nice if you stuck around. Don't flounce, it ain't worth it. As a general statement, I must say that as a big ole homo this whole thread has raised some questions for me. There are worse people in the community probably doing worse things in their personal life so I'm kinda wondering why OpenAss is getting such vitriolic reactions. At the end of the day I really don't care enough to make it an issue, but it still poses some questions, fun as it is. Just sayin. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Paden on 2009 August 22, 18:36:42 This thread has existed since before the FAQ was written up and kind of got grandfathered in, I guess.
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: ydwk on 2009 August 22, 18:38:42 I´m totally with Motoki on this, they are set to public or private for a reason. And I think that 'Jackie boy' here will survice since he has no integrity whatsoever, he boast out about his sexual experiences and he is whining about how ugly he is and that he has got no money bla, bla. I don´t think you put out all of that as public in a blog without expecting responses. My point is; his choice, his responsibility, not mine. Bah admit it, you're just nosey. Don't try to cloak it in some moral affront.And Motoki, I really thought his personal writing acts could be explained by age, but I guess some things in life you cant explain. Cant get over the fact that he is 29 freakin´years old! Ha ha, never thought that! Yeah, aren´t we all, kenmtl? Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Dr House on 2009 August 22, 18:49:41 Do you all realize you're having a rant over Openassjack? It is not worthy for Christ's sake. Let this thread sink again like it was weeks ago and let the deads rest in peace. This resurrected thread was created years ago, things were indeed different. So Kumbaya and let's call it a day.
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: ydwk on 2009 August 22, 18:58:14 Do you all realize you're having a rant over Openassjack? It is not worthy for Christ's sake. Let this thread sink again like it was weeks ago and let the deads rest in peace. This resurrected thread was created years ago, things were indeed different. So Kumbaya and let's call it a day. Yes, this is really stupid. I rest my case ;D Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Paden on 2009 August 22, 19:02:08 In other words, just shut up and stop posting and let the thread sink back to where it was, obscurity. No need to let it divide us, so STOP IT. Stop posting and making comments in it. Also, you had no case because you aren't a damn lawyer.
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: dusdeedawn on 2009 August 22, 20:47:38 Well slap my behind and call me a bad person! But I'd like to say something before this thread dies.
I have no strong opinion or otherwise about linking to Facebook or MySpace, but I would be pissed if someone at TSR linked to mine. This is why I have privacy measures in place; to prevent anons from e-harrassment. I am not TSR and I am not hacking into anyones accounts or stealing anything that is not purposely and freely put out on the net anyway and easy enough to find, but if you want to play net nanny then fine I will delete it and probably take my ass out of this place too for a while because you know what, of all places I really don't think people here should get up on some moral high horse or start censoring. ::) This is saddening. missangelica's posts were polite, well worded, and one even included a smiley face. I don't believe that she was harping on you. She even said so much as that it was her opinion and she may well not be in the majority. Are you not better than this? Having a bad day or something? Really, because I don't want to kiss your ass and say "ZOMG please don't leave, we love you so much MWAH!" but there is no reason for you to flounce over something as trivial as this. Your recent posts have in no way been annoying or unpleasant to read, and it makes little sense as to why you suddenly seem... kinda 12, honestly. And you say that this of all places shouldn't be censoring? But you threaten to leave merely because someone voiced their opinion? That sounds to me like a manipulative version of censoring. So, seriously, bad day syndrome, or what? edit: grammatical error Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: El Diablo on 2009 August 23, 15:24:14 Yeah, but I can see Motoki's point. Getting even ever-so-gently slapped down for the sort of posts that are pretty much sanctioned all over the rest of the site is enough to put you in a negative state. I reference the multiple assaults on Atwa, Thomas, DOT, etc., especially Atwa and the insinuations about her sexual relationship with Thomas, the unflattering pictures of her, the snickering about her mental state. She openly posted the material that was re-posted here, just like Openhousejack freely posted his. I'm not saying I like it, in fact the personal assaults on people are what I dislike most about PMBD. It's not going to ruin my day, I'm just saying it's silly to claim that PMBD adheres to a higher moral ground when you go around making vulgar versions of people's names (i.e. "Atwat," "Thomass," "Openass Jack") and theorizing about their sexual activities with one another. And then, to chastise a fellow member for repeating what the "targets" themselves freely reveal?
Like I said, I see Motoki's point. But I also think it's foolish to flounce just because a few people chided you. Tell them, thanks for the input but you don't agree and move on. Sticks and stones, mate. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: neriana on 2009 August 23, 23:16:07 This site has never been okay with sharing people's private information. This site, of all sites, does actually deserve to get on a "moral high horse", because we exist to destroy paysites.
I don't care about OAJ's private life. Fine, I love gossip, and he's a sterling example of how paysite con artists don't actually need the moniez to feed their starving children or whatever. But I don't really know what he has to do with destroying paysites. There is a difference between joking about people and calling them vulgar names, and linking directly to their actual real-life information. OAJ's stuff is public, so I don't really have a problem with it other than that it's not really on-topic, but I can see why people would have a problem with it. If anyone wants to flounce because some people disagreed with them, buh-bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. ::) Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: dstar on 2009 August 23, 23:33:11 Honestly when I personally refer to Thomas as Thomass it has nothing to do with his sexuality, his personal life, or anything or anyone he does or does not do outside the Sims Community. The same with Atwat - personally I could give two shits who they are sleeping with outside their respective spouses. When I refer to Thomass as Thomass and Atwat as Atwat it refers to their behavior within the community. Thomass acts like an ass within the community- this is why we have some many bloody TSR threads. He condones, theft from free creators, site hackings and sharing personal information that no one outside The Shit Resources Accountants have any need t or right to know- he is an ASS! Atwat acts like a Twat within the community - she is a Twat to anyone who dares challenge her assumptions the Thomass, TSR and paysites in that order are GOD and she acts on these assumptions by site hackings, threatening emails etc. People receive these nicknames generally based on their behavior within the community other than in this thread which someone used Necromancy to bring back to life.
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: mustluvcatz on 2009 August 24, 05:12:46 I agree with dstar about Thomas and Atwa's little nicknames. When I call Thomas THOMASS, I do so because he's an ass. When I call Atwa ATWAT, it's because she's a twat. I sure don't think of anything they may or may not have done with each other. Why? Because the thought of it makes me ill. Just like the thought of Open House Jack doing what it's said he's done. Honestly? What he has or hasn't done with other men- or women- has nothing to do with this site and spreading it around by posting links to his blogs anywhere is sick. I DO NOT want to read that shit. If this thread didn't exist, I would've never known. And I could've lived with that.
There's only one thing left to say here, let this thread (http://i28.tinypic.com/24zy8lv.jpg) ETA: I guess it depends on where you live and how certain words are perceived? Where I live- calling someone an ass means you think that person is a jerk and is acting stupidly. Calling someone a twat is acceptable (even though it's borderline offensive) and won't get you hit in return- calling someone a (forgive me, I HATE this word) cunt (the most vulgar word for the female genitalia EVER) will get you beaten. If you were to refer to someone as OpenAss Whoever? That's likely to get you beaten, too- it's a bit hard to pass that one off as non-offensive because of the connotation of the words open and ass together. So, I'm not trying to insult anyone's intelligence by saying I don't mean it that way. I DON'T mean it that way. And I doubt dstar does, either. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: El Diablo on 2009 August 24, 15:13:21 "Twat" is a vulgar term for the female genitalia. specifically the vulva. If you called her Atwit, (stupid, foolish, annoying) that would be in keeping with your stated intention. The purpose of calling her Atwat is to be insulting in the most derisive way. Ditto referring to Thomas as Thomass. The word "ass" is not used here as a shortened form of "jackass," which is generally taken to mean someone who is dull, stubborn and stupid. It is used as a reference to the buttocks, as is, in even more graphically insulting terms, "Openass Jack."
I don't come here to lecture anyone on how to use the English language, or indeed whether or not they should or shouldn't pervert people's names into vulgar insults. Just don't insult my intelligence by saying you didn't mean it that way. 'Course you did. R.I.P. I shan't comment further. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: Paden on 2009 August 24, 17:35:25 R.I.P. to this thread, but twat is also a term in the U.K. for twit, idiot, fool, etc and as such, that's how I use it. I picked it up from a friend of mine in Britain...
Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: millahnna on 2009 August 25, 04:44:07 Quote he word "ass" is not used here as a shortened form of "jackass," That's how it's used fairly consistently here. Fair point on twat though. I've long used it for twit in exponential form but I don't know how common that usage is. Title: Re: Openhousejack Post by: justso on 2009 August 25, 07:46:02 Paden is spot, in the UK twat is also a sharp slap as in " He insulted me so I twatted him" or "If you don't shut up I will twat you" As for Thomass and being mean by saying the ass is short for Jackass, I have never used in that context I use it to mean he is a total asshole.
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