I knew this was gonna happen.

"For Supermember's"



Why, Peggy, why.

The child is obviously thinking: "It'll be over soon, it'll be over soon... think of the happy place..."

I did it. I was very bored.


Meet Evi, lovechild of Janice Dickinson and Miley Cyrus. They totally hit it off. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. (That was before I saw the spawn.)




This is Thomass, son of Leighton Meester and Matthew McConaughey. Three bolts in my game, these people should never ever meet because this is what happened:




I don't remember this little treasure's parents. I suspect Janice had something to do with it. His name is Openhousejack.




But here's the amazing thing. I grew them all up and some were very scary - like Dot, Will Smith and Madonna's daughter:




...but as soon as I deleted the skins and they had my default skin, they weren't so bad. They all looked the same. Except for poor Peggy, for she ended up with Miley Cyrus' bone structure of doom:

Calm down, dear. Have a cookie. I very much doubt anyone here has anything against gay dating, or dating of any kind for that matter, we're just pointing out the mothership of hypocrisy that is TSR.

Personally, I'm rather partial to the dirty glass bottles VASES floating above the pouffy table.

Have some waists from Peggy's shop.

I came for the skanky Valentine's knickers and found these beauties.




"Chrome piano", chrome notesheet included.




"with Christmas patterned book covers"




Chessboard recoloured in dead tiger and my grandma's flowery kitchen towel.




Wonkylicious.

Nevermind the game. I always wanted giant purple boobs, period.

Am I supposed to see the Earth from where I'm standing?