If Stella McCartney is anything like her father, she'd rip that person a new asshole for daring to use her name on something as fucking ugly as that thing.

Hey, who left the speed bump in the middle of the topic? Get that thing outta here!!

You obviously had the same designer draw up the plans for said chairs. You, however, were a touch more original in your source of materials to build it from.

@MissBonBon, I lost touch with Hec when she left to attend to her real-life career, although I do know someone that can get hold of her easier than I can. I'll attend to that in the next ten minutes and pass the message on for you, after that it's out of my hands.

That wouldn't surprise me in the least, not after what we were discussing earlier.

Does glitter come out of those jingle bells? Just curious...

Well, yeah. Or at least have yourself so well armed that if they dare try to come at you in numbers or alone, you can incinerate them before they get more than a few steps off of the starting block.

I thought it was stomping around and burninating peasants, ala Trogdor?

I grabbed it! SQUEE! (You did not hear that come out of me, nope nope nope, I don't squee.)

It goes right along with her blindness.

It's OK, hon, the joke is on the person that made it and actually thinks it looks good. Now, breathe into this paper bag and look away until your breathing returns to normal and close the thread so you don't hyperventilate again, it's not good for you. *dies laughing at that, that hairstyle THING*

I dunno, at least with some of the anime clothing you can tell where the arms start and the chest ends...

Or blackening them if they should burst free, as well as causing massive head injuries.

Moune, would that be popping up or popping out?

Well, you could always mentally add an "is" to the word "tard" and lo and behold, zap his ass with a sonic screwdriver that you would find within. Just an idea. Pescado is an asshole, that we all know, and as unchangeable as the wind you get after eating tasty legumes. You just have to get a fan to blow the stink away and life is bearable once again. (Don't forget the air freshener!)