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106  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 June 21, 20:55:03
falln_angel, faking a limp?! Arg! No, cannot do. I'ld find that disrepectful but hey, i'm really too kind. That's what a friend used to say all the time. Never believed him at that time, but now i understand he was right.

Just use the "I'm sorry, I'm from fill in your country's name, and don't understand the language of the country your visiting and didn't realize this was for the disabled only, until it was too late".  Be sure to look appropriately apologetic.  If they don't understand whatever language you are talking to them in, most will just smile and nod (I know, I do that all the time when someone speaks dutch to me and I just can't keep up with it....Smile And Nod, Smile And Nod!).

fake edit:  <----- 200th Post!!  Yeah ME!!!!
107  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 June 20, 21:06:29
...FRENCH TOILETS.


Oh, how I wish they had real toilets. WITH TOILET PAPER.

* Tchan is going to France tomorrow morning for a week and is not happy about that.

First time I used a French toilet was at a rest area, and there was just several holes in the tile to pee in.  (I had to go ask what they were for! Shocked)  No toilet paper or even any walls for privacy, just one big room with holes.  I had never seen anything like it and found it to be disgusting (I know, I'm a puritanical American, especially then  Roll Eyes ).  Even an old outhouse back in the hills will at least have a place to sit down over the hole.  Luckily, it was very late at night and no one else was at the rest stop, so I used the disabled toilet (shhh!) which was a normal toilet.  This was in 1996, and hopefully, they've been updated since then.  Good luck, Tchan!   Wink
108  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 June 19, 17:34:06
*sigh* Sometimes I wish we women had the required plumbing to use urinals. *sigh*

Heh, this might be TMI, but what the hell: When we go hiking or camping, my roommate and I carry these...er, devices here: http://www.campmor.com/outdoor/gear/Product___80976 It's basically a penis for women so that you can pee in the wilderness without pulling your pants down and squatting. Almost as good as being as a man. I'm thinking I might start carrying mine around all the time when I might need to use a public toilet... It'd be better than Toilet Stall Yoga. Smiley

Just remember:  Don't shake your "Lady J" more than 3 times (or is it 2?), cuz then your just playing with it! Grin
109  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 June 15, 23:37:39
Adblock rocks!!  I never see any adds on TSR (and from the looks of it, I'm glad!).  Now, if I could just figure out how to stop the big one that pops up at a certain site that I won't name cuz it's a free site, but the add is already on their website, so why do I need a bigger one that pops up and has to be closed or waited out.  I don't like popups!
110  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: A Very Interesting Discovery... on: 2008 June 07, 17:55:55
It's a kitty's way of ordering KFC.
111  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: A Very Interesting Discovery... on: 2008 June 06, 08:17:54
Tippy loves straws, so I just keep a box of them around and give her one when they disappear, but her favorite "toy" is playing with shadows.  Since she's deaf, she doesn't care for any of the jingle-y toys,  shadows are much more fun to attack. 
112  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 May 31, 08:55:38
I'm paranoid...I clean out everything and defrag at least once a day, sometimes twice! Cool
113  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: A Very Interesting Discovery... on: 2008 May 28, 21:02:19
My human kiddies are all grown up, but my non-human (don't tell her that!) baby is only 3.  This is my deaf kitty Tippy (you can't tell from the pic, but she got her name cuz she has a white tipped paw).  I've had her since the day she was born, and she follows me everywhere, which is a trait of deaf cats.

114  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 May 27, 16:52:16
You could make the font so tiny it looks like a bunch of dots and that would force everyone who just had to know what it said to copy and paste it in notepad or some such text reader file and then type a lot of run on sentences to drive all the grammer police nutsy and make up some new word like predestinatorinvisibalist just to try and make the sentence long enough, but of course, the bestest way is just to add a lot of !!!!11!!!!
115  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Aikea and Gelydh have their own site... on: 2008 April 22, 23:13:41
Love your sig!  I pulled the thumbs war on my hubby, and he jerked his hand back so fast I thought he was gonna slap himself!

What a wonderful Day!  Grin  TSR is crumbling so fast I have a feeling that they'll be completely destroyed soon and maybe all of the other paysites ill start crumbling as well...then again most paysites don't use other peoples talent to make money...but I hope that the subscribers will see how ridicuolous the whole situation is and leave too. That would be a perfect end!   Wink
116  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: New paysites: Habitat43 on: 2008 April 09, 11:36:22
I REALLY miss a good ol' fashioned Texas BBQ...can I come??  I can show you around the southeast part of Texas where I was born and raised (hint, hint, begging, pleading, whining if neccessary).
117  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Look at what I made and worship me! (Post Your Creations) on: 2008 April 08, 09:53:10
That explains why all my sim babies with my couple all have brown eyes!  Does that also apply to the hair color (black being dominant)?  Mama Sim has brown hair, green eyes and Daddy Sim has black hair, brown eyes.  All 3 kids have black hair, brown eyes (and still 2 to go and 1 on the way).  If I change the hair and eye color on the kids, will the original colors still be dominant?
118  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Look at what I made and worship me! (Post Your Creations) on: 2008 April 05, 12:40:48
I'm not evil...just read my sig!  I'm the happy littlecookiepirate cannibal, nuthin' evil in that!  Kiss  Well, okay, catch me in a totally pissed off, wish I could jackslap you into next week, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out kind of mood, then yeah..I've been told they looked evil.  Angry  Icy green Evil! Shocked
119  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Look at what I made and worship me! (Post Your Creations) on: 2008 April 04, 12:42:09
Thanks, armywife.  I'm the only one with that color and type of eye (my mom had blue, dad is hazel, sister is brown cuz mom has a twin with brown eyes), even my kids are different, son is brown and daughter is blue.  The only one that is close is my niece but hers are one color of green, not mixed up like mine!
120  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Look at what I made and worship me! (Post Your Creations) on: 2008 April 03, 09:40:19
I used my cell phone as well (it really is hard taking a pic of your eye when you can't see what your taking...LOL!).  Here is my right eye:

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