Eating Disorders FTW! /sarcasm

 This last one isn't that smutty to me. Perhaps I have become more tolerant of the skank here lately? 

 I think it might be Dr.House. Thats an interesting choice of design, if I do say so myself.  Has anyone actually seen denim leggings IRL? I mean, I have a three year old so I am in the kids department pretty often, and I have never seen any. It seems like they would chafe something fierce. 

Oh, um WOW! That's a, uh, well, I don't know what that is exactly....  Bright! That's what it is. Bright. Yeah.... 

 Give it time, they will.

 People used to think my mother was Peggy Bundy back in the 80's. She had the big red hair and everything. 

Those sims from Exnem are supposed to be dead right?

  They could be from the new line of Lindsay Lohan leggings. I, personally, am waiting for someone to do the pair with knee pads. **(Insert your own joke here.)**

  The high school I went to made a HUGE fuss over a picture that made it to our yearbook. It featured, get this, bellybutton!!!!eleventyone!!1 Apparently the wind blew a girls shirt up, just a bit, when we went on our beach volleyball trip. Somehow it made it to yearbook, they all nearly  had a stroke. Of course these are the same people who gave me three days suspension for having a boy almost rape me in the gym. 

  The um, first "model," in the Buntah bikini has a little peeping out of her bottoms. PG-13 huh? 

  So, if there is no orgy, can I still have a sandwich?

  Oh wow! I cannot wait to pay her to get dresses to make it look like I have my own personal "flower box" (hehe)  in my girly parts.

  There really are no words for what I am feeling right now. Why would he do that? 

  I didn't know coloring your hair with Kool-Aid was gothic!

 ::runs off to the pantry::

 Strawberry! Huzzah! I will be goffick in no time. Now where are my grey sweatpants?   

Coasters I think.   

  I have never used the phrase "LMAO". I always go back to my valley girl days and read it as "lame-o". Very, very annoying.

 Damnit GC! You beat me to it!  I have to inform my husband he is apparently Gothic now.