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1  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 18, 06:01:05
... Saggy boobies. Do not want. Why is it that every elder female I see for TS2 seems to be delusional about their age? All of the female elders that I know in real life are cookie-cutter types: short greying perms, conservative clothing, barely any makeup. All the elders I see in TS2 are the exact opposite. D:
2  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 17, 19:43:04
Ahaha. That was great, Calalily. Smiley Thank you.

Feel free to eat me if you like. I'm very tasty, I must say.
3  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 17, 19:20:32
We only stone you to death if you like it so much you pay for it, thus furthering the plans of the evil empire. *Grabs choklit by the nipples and demands to know if you will destroy the world by giving TSR one red cent* Also, we might eat you CHOKLIT. Tongue

Ow, my poor nips! D: Point taken.

And no, I won't be paying for TSR crap. First of all, I'm too cheap poor to be giving half of my monthly check to Thoma$ in exchange for pixels. Second of all... the booty. I can has it.  Wink


4  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 15, 21:03:42
Those poor 'chilluns' don't even really look like chilluns. They look more like the weary, exasperated middle-aged woman who hands out brochures about the sins of homosexuality down the street from me.

Albeit the scary models, I kind of like the dress on the far right. It isn't bad, for it being Evi's.

(Please do not stone me to death. Tongue)
5  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 15, 00:27:07
Check out what's next from our dear friend Chaz:

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I TOLD YOU! COURTNEY COX! Cheesy
6  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 13, 22:52:21
Chaz's stuff is just poor quality. Amazingly it does in fact look *better* in the previews then what the actual downloads look like. I swear he puts more effort into the previews..In my ignorant youth, I did plunder a couple of his full sims to get the skintones to blend them and other such editing fun - discovered that he only bothers to edit one fecking age and gender in the skintones. Wow, such skill ¬.¬

So, Jutta has returned to TSR, and has a bunch of lovelies in upcoming (am sure she wants to get back to FA position again). This one is particularly unique..

Photoskinning when mixed with floodfill and shinieness is just epic phail.

-snipsnip-

Oh, lordy. That habit is made of 87.43% fail. The remaining percentage is additives and sawdust, because Jutta cuts so many corners that going for 'made entirely of fail' made her other 'creations' look state-of-the-art.

She just used a Maxis hair mesh and MS Paint. If it was well made, even on a wonky hair mesh, that would be one thing. I'd freaking applaud. But it's badly made, and it comes from TSR. CC isn't supposed to be pretentious works of art, but it's not supposed to be as simple as googling an image, copy-and-pasting it and then floodfilling the remainder, either.

I second fhat cat: MOAR REALISM!
7  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 13, 16:42:45
All of Chaz's sims look like Courtney Cox to me. Either I'm suffering the same disease of a previous poster where I'm seeing a certain celebrity everywhere, or he's just getting lazy with his copy-and-paste routine.

That Avril Lavigne sim makes me want to commit suicide. Apparently having one poseur-tastic D-lister was not good enough, so now we have fucktards emulating her crappiness. D:
8  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: OFFICIAL THANK YOU THREAD on: 2008 May 25, 21:40:58
I would go on and on and on with the "thank yous", but unfortunately I'm not a total tool.  Cheesy However, I can sez "thank you very much" for the booty and everyone who pilfered it. Down with paysites!
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