I think they'd have to put up one hell of an apology to the rest of the community for being such assholes and improve some of the shit they try to pass off as "wonderful, amazing, fantastic". They'd also have to buy me off personally with a bunch of rum! Bacardi 151, when you come down to it! Or Barcardi Gold! Yes, I am fussy about my rum! I don't mix it, either... It's gotta be a straight double shot or I won't drink it...

Well fuck me runnin....

Sabi, you SCARED me!!!!

What's this you tell me? I've been putting off joining a cult for the longest time and now you have posted something that has made my mind up as to where I am going to apply for membership! Lorelei has the Kitty of Death! I'm joining her cult, cause there is nothing more awesomely wicked and cute as the Kitty of Death, it kills in such an amusing mannyer! Yay, Lorelei!!

Your pirate name is:
Bloody Ethel Vane

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

It's weird, but my other pirate name came out as Bloody Firecrotch... What the bloody hell is it with me and blood?

Fucking A, matey! Break out the rum and let's celebrate! Really, this is a good thing for the community. Now people don't have to have the hands of greedy paysite owners in their pockets taking money that could be going to feed chilluns. In yer eye, Thomass!!

I'm an American with her roots three generations back in Denmark and Norway for the most part. I drink beer now and then, and don't seem to get much past pleasingly buzzed. I used to smoke pot, the more the better and then I got to the point where it didn't affect me, so gave it up. I don't drive an SUV, they take too much damn gas for the road trips I like to take. I am fat from thyroid disease, my doctor thinks the need for iodine was bred into me by my anscestors who once had easy access to fresh seafood. I bathe daily. I ain't gonna get plastic surgery cause I'd rather that my face look like mine instead of some piece of perfectly smooth linoleum. The silver in my hair is from life and you can't erase that. Life is better than the alternative. Most days. I think. I smoke tobacco. I use caffeine in amounts that are unsafe but not really giving a fuck. I drive too fast, but only on a road without much traffic and no one else but me in  the car. Am I stupid? At times. Am I intelligent? At times. I am a blend of all that goes into making a person who and what they are. But to be honest, I really was hoping for something better. Most days I look at myself and just want to chuck it all in the bin and have the dirt thrown over my face when they bury me. It's hard to care when so many things are not worth caring about. So, fuck it.

Good God, can't we just drop it and unite in what we're supposed to fucking be here for, which is the destruction of paysites? Calling each other names and keeping the shit going just makes bitches like Carla and LyricLee laugh their non-talented asses off. If you're gonna get into an all out shit fit fest, take it to PM. Drama, you gotta love it, and there is no place that does it better than PMBD, but Jesus.... That is why we have the PM system. Anyone wanna flame me, go for it. But do it in PM. I'm not gonna take my shovel, bucket or sand and leave the box if someone does that, but shit... *passes rum after taking a healthy swig* My anscestors were Vikings and Englishmen... So fuck it! Where's that popcorn?

I wanna go into spaaaaaaaaaace!!!

I wouldn't DREAM of throwing a rum bottle at her... now SHOVING a broken one up her... um yeah, pass the rum please!

This is the only phrase I learned when I was in Madrid. Pardon if I get accents or spelling wrong.

Besame de la cula!

This ain't no civilized part of the world, it's overly fucking regulated! Can't even blow your nose if you're in a public eating establishment without getting some fucker messing with you about there being a law against it! I had a nosebleed in a Country Kitchen and the manager asked me to leave cause I had a hankie to my face trying to stop it! All I did was ask the waitress for some ice to put on the back of my neck (it always stops them for me) and the little bitch ran for the manager. I told him I hadn't been blowing my nose, I had held in a sneeze and was now bleeding like a stuck friggin pig! Bastard insisted that I leave. So, I got my purse and got out of the booth, "accidentally" knocking my water all over his shoes. I also told him there was no way I was paying a bill for food I had no been allowed to eat. Boobies are better than amputated body parts any day! And no, I didn't leave a tip, either...  :x

I tried to get to the adult section of InSim and got a screen saying something about server maintanence, so I think that's what's going on. Kathy doesn't blow out a bunch of bullshit, so we would have known if the site was going down to stay. Long live the pirate bunch! HUUUUUZZZAAAAAHHHH! And fuckin A, Skippy!

I usually have played a Malk, it just seems to be more fun... One game I was aggravating a Gangrel and asked, "can you turn ugly?" Broke the whole damn cast out of character laughing... Its fun to piss off some of the other clans, too. Yeah, I have a game life outside of Sims, I just don't get to do either one of them much!

For damn sure not a Toreodor! And I dunno, the rest of the Malkavians say they know but when asked, they just start singing, "Its a Small World After All", its on the mental network, you know.... Gah! Can't shut it out! Must.. Not... FRENZY!!!!!