why is everyone here so means?!

[Jojoba]

I like how it thinks you weenies are mean. I imagine it being torn apart by MATY-wolves.

What an excellent suggestion! Perhaps we should point all trolls to MATY so the wolves can have their fun 

[dusdeedawn]

You know, wolves are great and everything, but they hunt in packs. Myself, well, I'm more afraid of the lone Polar Bear...

[calalily]

I like how it thinks you weenies are mean. I imagine it being torn apart by MATY-wolves.

What an excellent suggestion! Perhaps we should point all trolls to MATY so the wolves can have their fun 

I like this policy.

[FilthyPriest]

Yes, lets throw the trolls to the MATY meat grinder. Clicks on to MATY and Throws myself in.

[Paleoanth]

Oh that would be hilarious.  We should do this. Next time someone posts something stupid, just link to Retardoland and tell to ask their questions/post their comments there.  That is where they will get actual answers. 

[keirra]

Actually, Maty gets a fair amount of their own trolls. Every time a new EP comes out, they get trolls galore. We might just wanna keep our own trolls or they may send theirs over here.

Besides that, they have Celestard. She's due back real soon...I don't want her over here. 

[Paden]

Who's to say we don't have her here? We do have a member with a name like Celesta. Or was it Celestra? Can't remember but get a shudder when I see it. They lurk, don't think they've ever posted.

[keirra]

If she's here, she's not being the tard that she is other places she posts. I, for one, would like to keep it that way.

[calalily]

Besides that, they have Celestard. She's due back real soon...I don't want her over here. 

No rohina and no trashcanning - why would she bother?

[Jojoba]

We might just wanna keep our own trolls or they may send theirs over here.

Send them back over  Personally, I find the concept rather hilarious

[deelink]

We could spork trolls forever sending them this way and that. But you know the trolls around here, post once and then they vanish. Yella bellied fools!

[Apsalar]

I agree with deelink, trolls seem much more resilient on maty. Here they just disappear.

Maybe they don't like our pirate breaths. 

[Missbonbon]

I don't like trolls, but sometimes I do wish one or two from MATY would creep on over here so we a good read again.

[SnarkyShark]

We could spork trolls forever sending them this way and that. But you know the trolls around here, post once and then they vanish. Yella bellied fools!

I've noticed that (happily) many of PMBD's trolls tend to be of the hit-and-run variety as well, deelink. However, we also have the occasional sneaky one who joins up, plays nice for awhile, but then goes completely and totally batshit crazy on our asses (waltuO_miS). And let's not forget the pro-paysite troll whose apparent mission is to subvert us from within (nohead, B-cup).

All in all, even if it's not warranted, I'd say our "means" image probably protects us from getting more troll attacks. Hell, the Pescado persona alone is probably enough to keep many of the more squeamish ones at bay.

[kenmtl]

Actually I don't get the whole PMBD is means thing either. I have yet to witness any evidence of true meaness. Some people are direct if you're being a total fuckwad, but that's normal. I for one appreciate the complete absence of huggles and butterfly kisses because that's just quite frankly, well fucked up. I find people here polite, respectful, intelligent, funny and very welcoming. Ya it's predominately harpies, bitchy homos and bored housewives eating bonbon's but that's cool. Anyone that would find it mean here is obviously living in Malibu Barbie's cave.