TSR IS A SUCK-ASS SUCKY WEBSITE

[Grace]

CONSPIRACY ALERT!
Thomass wouldn't upgrade the current crappy TSR search "tool" because...(wait for it)
There may be a diamond in the rough or two in the abyss of calamities and despair (aka TSR free section), but are you really gonna sit there for hours scrolling through thousands of puppy-decorated shower curtains for the good stuff? Some sheeple (and normal beings with their own brain are known to fall for this too) would just see the much easier-to-navigate (yet still crappy) FA pages with their doctored-up previews and think "Oh! There's good stuff right here! I don't need to go searching anymore!" and get a subscription. And then sadly realize that Chaz's hair really does look in bad in-game as it does in pictures.
I think this could be a hidden strategy of Thomass... :lol:

[solianq]

The only hair I use religiously in game is Nouk, HP, and....a third person whose name I can't remember to save my life.  Shit.  I think the website is Japanese based.  There's only one person on TSR that does a decent job that I've found.  Hair is a very iffy prospect in the game and you gotta stick with the few people who spend the time and effort to do it right.

[Silver Arrows]

I guess I was pretty naive in using the same username for everything, but live and learn.

Indeed! I got caught out that way too. Bit stoopid to post up a screenie of my profile page! Heh heh. I dont care, it's only flippin crap TSR anyway. Just shows what TSR are, with their spies swarming all the file sharing sites. Saddos.

I guess I should have realized that TSR is a big soul sucking corporation and my sub money wasn't actually going to the artists that I liked so much (Windkeeper, Cyclonesue, Cashcraft)

They shouldn't be getting our money anyway. If their chilluns are starving they can jolly well get a job

[Yaardarm Monkey]

But, but, but the singing monkey stole mine when I went to take a shower!

I get blamed for everything....

 

[Silver Arrows]

How about scrolling back a few pages on this thread? Or doing a search? Believe it or not, you CAN find things for yourself.

And if it never dawned on you that we might actually have TALKED about these things here, then...well....you grossly misunderstand what we mean by "We Make TSR Cry!".

Or you just are clueless.

Either way, look before you assume I am going to hand it all to you. I have not the time to do your searching for you.

[/rant]

Anyone else want to ask me a stupid question today? Hmmm?

It would normally be beneath my contempt to dignify your post with a response, nevertheless I will say a few words.

You know, dear hecubus, I have never spoken to you with disrespect up till now. I admire what you are doing for the anti-paysite cause, but I will not put you on a pedestal because of it. It costs nothing to be polite. When I asked was it worth asking EA for help, all you had to say was yes. Or if my question was so insulting to you, you could have chosen to ignore it completely. I can only assume the evening primrose harvest was late this year or that it's just in your nature to be a rude obnoxious bitch. I really have nothing else to say to you.

Search is your friend. But since I am in a fairly nice mood....

Thank you bigtruckgirl. I did actually read that thread, but - doh! - started on page 2 and forgot to go back to page 1.  (The search function didn't really help me in this case. Nothing relevant came up -I've never been good at getting the right search terms). Anyway, I've emailed EA, hopefully they can help me get my stuff off there.

[Hecubus]

Wow. You pull up something I said a few weeks ago just to call me out?

I'm not sure why you decided to do this so far after the fact, but whatever. I am long past being upset with you for whatever it was pissed me off...sorry you're still holding a grudge.

[Zazazu]

I used to play Puzzle Pirates for about a year and a half, as Zazazu. The first six months were great...largely older adult population, very addictive yet different, very open-ended. Then my crew sort of died the slow death. I quit the game for a few months and came back. In the interim, they'd completely dumbed the game down and started pushing advertising on all these kiddy sites (NeoPets) despite the fact that it's a 13+ game. The populace went to hell and became a bunch of flighty 8-year-olds who did nothing but whine in chatspeak. Tried playing solo, but it's not really enjoyable that way.

So yeah. TSR + Y!PP in its current incarnation = match made in heaven.

[AW]

What? TSR is including Trojans with their downloads? Guess they don't want us to get pregnant...

:shock:

ETA: As I posted this, I had this awful image of Thomas as the "Trojan Man"....god help us all.

Holy shit Hec.  I just read this and I could have lived my whole entire life without that mental image.

[Hecubus]

Just doing my part for the cause, armywife!

 :twisted:

[Paden]

The Game Master, did it never occur to you that throwing shit into someone's face when it is weeks old is just plain stupid? Or that it's never a good idea to go insulting a mod, no matter where you are? Or that maybe we had just gotten through with the "attack of the stupid n00bs who would not shut the fuck up" and kept on and on and on and on with their questions and yours coming when it did just struck at the wrong time? Normally, Hecubus isn't a throat jumping wench, but your post came at the wrong time. Take some time to learn the history of this board before you start to fling the shit at people, ok? As for your contempt, I see that and raise with my derision and call the hand.

[HideTheRum]

I've read everything...I did...but the one thing that is really sticking to my brain after all is just this:

Although, if I get pissed off enough, to suit the mood, I may just change it back to my panther

Mateys, here officially starts the campaign "Piss Paden Off Today" :lol:

*runs because loves teh paden but is frikin scared of teh paden*

[Paden]

I've read everything...I did...but the one thing that is really sticking to my brain after all is just this:

Although, if I get pissed off enough, to suit the mood, I may just change it back to my panther

Mateys, here officially starts the campaign "Piss Paden Off Today" :lol:

*runs because loves teh paden but is frikin scared of teh paden*

You little fuckers just looooove getting me when I'm taking a drink, don't you? Still laughing my ass off, woke the ball and chain up cause I was laughing so hard and he bitched me out and I told him to shove a Zwinky up his ass, then read what you wrote. He went to sleep again without a wimper, but damn! does my nose ever hurt! I've had it washed out with Mt. Dew so much this week that it's not even funny... keep it up, funny pirate, keep it up and you'll see what happens...

[Ash Redfern]

The Game Master, did it never occur to you that throwing shit into someone's face when it is weeks old is just plain stupid?

It probably didn't. Dates on threads/posts apparently don't mean a lot to some individuals around here.

[Captain Feathersword]

NONONONONONO do not piss off the Paden. I love the Pirate King av and accompanying sig. Not that the panther isn't cool but after showing KK in all his leather panted glory you cannot take him away.

[HideTheRum]

You little fuckers just looooove getting me when I'm taking a drink, don't you?

Shut up Paden, you're always getting a drink!

*runs. see reasons above*

Aww no, Captain Feathersword don't get me started on her sig. How can you think of "who shit in your fudge?" and not feel nostalgic?!