"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It's pure gold! and later on she gives the excuse "He had a headache" (paraphrased, obviously, imagine it with bad spelling)

In later chapters the Divination teacher turns GOFIK and is referred to as "Professor Sodomize". That's my favourite bit...

Oh and the part where Dumbledore tells them to call him "Albert" for some reason...

I shared the skullfucking story with some of (what I thought) unsquickable friends.

Turns out they're not unsquickable afterall Just a little tougher than average!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/
That's disturbing for different reasons. I can't believe I read the whole thing...!

I think  I just threw up a little on my keyboard. Oh.  If by mean "a little" I mean "repeatedly"...

Fandom = whack.

Also: Carla should so get a link to this thread. For reals.

They'll even find clever ways to take back the work they did BEFORE THE EVIL PRIATES CAME! DON'T SAY IT'S NOT POSSIBLE BECAUSE IT SO IS.

Are we meant to squint til we go blind to see what we're shelling out for?

Even in micro-format it's horribly glaring.

Seems like someone's banked their ZOMG INTERNETS AND SIMS FAME just a little early!

EDIT: Oh you can get bigger images. OUCH MY EYES. Who needs a rainbow-striped suit? Who cares how many inside pockets it has? These answers and more on the Ten o'clock news.

Seriously, what is up with the /'s?! It makes me think she/he/it's going for poetry and missing, ending up going down that attention whore path of "ZOMG /WRISTS."

I might be a few pages behind but I wanted to say my two cents about the whole "MUST. HAVE. MODEL. IN. PICTURES" craze.
I JUST DON'T GET IT. The whole point of the sims is to have your own sims, not the same headmesh and texture as the next download-crazy girlie next door. I see Noukiesims model guy and go "aw. I wish I could make hot sims like him. maybe I'll try.", sure i inevitably completely forget that I like him until next time I visit the site when I find myself thinking "aw. I wish I could make hot sims like him. maybe I'll try." Lather, rinse, repeat. Hey, I'm a blonde.

Whenever I've posted anything on S2C, I get PM's about uploading my sims, even if i barely changed the facial archetype my mouse landed on to randomise my sim.

It's a pet peeve of mine to see something uploaded on MTS2 with a vaguely attractive model and to have to wade through "OMG UPLOAD HIM."

*back in my box*

Oh God, Bratz dolls may well be a sign of the apocalypse. They're ugly little mo-fo's with their giant heads and tiny bodies and clothes a hooker would be ashamed to wear...
THEN they bring out lines like "Baby Bratz!" to sexualise toddlers for some bizarre reason and "Animal Bratz" for the furries out there!

Gotta cover all bases in filthy pleather and knee-high socks, yo

I was once forewarded Alvin and the Chipmunks slash.

That was a very, very bad day. Especially when I got to the part where I realised it wasn't going to be Alvin/Brittany but Brittany/that guy that the boy chipmunks live with.

*twitch*

I think I'm in love with everyone here. *wipes away tear*

I've got those sorts of giggles that random family members keep looking at me weirdly and I feel the urge to respond with "You all jealous o' mah WEAVE!"