Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[glasscigarette]

Yesterday, I stapled myself in the eye...but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven

You have my vote for a win, so far.

[devilsrope]

I'm on Candid Camera, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I installed SecuRom on my machine, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I voted for Bush, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[Lilwen]

I downloaded Captain Berg's bacon dress, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[Emma]

I have a 'Goopy Love' forced avatar, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[TapThatBooty]

I walked in on my boyfriend cheating, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven 

My cat ran away, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven

My job sucks ass, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven

[kenmtl]

My parents wanted another girl, so my middle name is Charlotte, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven

[funkybunk]

I just found out I have two weeks to live, and my bones will rapidly disintegrate, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[dietofworms]

I dreamed I rode the subway in my Maidenform bra...

but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

http://historywired.si.edu/object.cfm?ID=294

[Beth]

Lol there's too many good ones for me to even TRY to think of one!

Btw the bacon dress is LOL, much better lookin than the CN one!

[glasscigarette]

I just had to retrieve my ferret from the toilet, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I really did. And I'm really not. Life is still worth living.

I voted for Bush, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

My new favorite.

[Beth]

I just had to retrieve my ferret from the toilet, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I really did. And I'm really not. Life is still worth living.

Srsly?
How on earth did it land in the toilet? lmao
Got one!
I live in a damp cardboard box with rats, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[devilsrope]

I downloaded the Inteenimator, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I dance to Britney Spears in my underwear, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I'm might be a cylon, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

*disclaimer* devilsrope has done none of the things in her posts, save possibly being a cylon. And, of course, she would never wear Carla Niven.

This message has been brought to you by the committee to save devilsrope's reputation, even though it has not been questioned and she is unlikey to even have gained a reputation of any sort.

[Paden]

I'm a sleep deprived raging maniac, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

My cat yakked in the dish drainer, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I was tortured by the Spanish Inquisition, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.... NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

[Dr House]

As a huge fan of Monty Python, i cannot.resist.answering.
Ah you want the spanish inquisition, you are summoning it? Well i found it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A

[PorkchopzNgravy]

The breaks on my car failed, I jumped the sidewalk, hit this old loady, ran myself into a ditch, got thrown through the windsheild, broke all my bones, got mauled by wolfs, and crapped on by a pigeon but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.