Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[CaptainChris]

The sadist part of me wants to download all of Carldrews clothes and inflict it, along with the Divino hair onto all the townies who dare to cross my sims. But that amount of fug in one town might cause my computer to go 'splodey again.

falln_angel, her underwear is made from meat, right? Euuugh

[calalily]

I don't think that the Divino hair is fug - I think it's funky and cool.  And it is free content, you know.  The meatslab dress - well that is truly shockingly bad.

[CaptainChris]

I know, I mean, if you're after something to make a fashion show, it's fabulous. But for everyday play, it's rather amusing. Those flourescant colours you packaged up with them were rather unique.

[calalily]

They are very content specific - but I love that haute couture stuff. 

[Peasant]

I've read this entire thread, and I was inspired to make my own fashion show movie with Cardrew's creations, along with Bruno's makeup, and Peggy's hair.

I (horribly) recolored all of Niven's stuff, made the Sim look fugly (though probably acceptable enough to be a model for Cardew, even the emaciated zombie) and filmed it all.  In editing, everything went smothly.  And had it set to a techno version of the Underdog theme song.

When I went to save the project and make it into an official movie file, everything went fine...BUT, halfway through the movie the screen went black, even though the music was still playing.  In the timeline for editing everything appeared okay, and I went to recreate the movie file.  SAME THING!

So, I trashed the entire project and considered it a message from God, saying that even a parody of a Cardew fashion show would damn me for all eternity.

So...I guess...even God thinks Cardew's fashions are terrible.  Or God might be jealous of her weave.   

[Captain Berg]

That's a shame though - I'd loved to watch that fashion show! 

[Beth]

Aww I'm really sorry about that nadine :[

Have you checked out the "Worst paysite creation" thread?
There's even more to laugh about there!

[TapThatBooty]

i sat here for hours yesterday reading this thread, only got to page 83, but my god, i was in fits reading this lol.

her stuff is, lets just say "special".
ive only just started making custom content, but i wouldnt unleash them onto the world looking like that, let alone charge people for them haha.
crazy sod that she is 

[Kragey]

Maybe the money is being used to foster a raging crack cocaine addiction, which considering the product doesn't seem terribly far-fetched; though clearly the abused drug is not acid. Could you imagine staring at those monstrosities while tripping?
Imagine: "...Dude, then the steak just like started eating the sim... and like I was the sim."

I don't think a drug addiction could excuse the horrors she released on to the world. The paraphrase Robin Williams: I've been on all kinds of drugs, but I've never been so high I thought my brain was an egg (or, in our case, I never thought that this custom content was worth $5).

[glasscigarette]

"...Dude, then the steak just like started eating the sim... and like I was the sim."

This gave me lulz. Every first post should incorporate either a total slap-down or an imaginary ball-tripping session.

[SnarkyShark]

I was unceremoniously dumped by my boyfriend, today.
But, I feel better 'cause I'm not wearing Carla Niven. 

Sorry about the breakup -  - But if he dumps you like that you can pretty much bet he's a wad. On the bright side, I love the new anti-Carla campaign you started.

I was dumped...but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven

I was mugged...but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven

My house burnt down...but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven

Thanks to you, not wearing Carla Niven is poised to become the next hot therapy trend.

[glasscigarette]

My dog ate my car keys, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

I was punched in the kidney, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

It might be herpes, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

(This could get really fun...)

[Hecubus]

I was on Springer, but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven.

[pickles]

My sex tape ended up on the internet...but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven!

[kenmtl]

Yesterday, I stapled myself in the eye...but at least I'm not wearing Carla Niven