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*Wonders what type and colour he decided to use.*
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A big purple one? I don't remember--it was some colour he didn't like.
Although I wonder why in the world a guy would need a dildo, unless all those puberty and physiology classes I took in the past years have lied to me, and the Internet furthered those lies. Or I could be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure it was a guy.
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A guy and probably a woman hater, for sure. Teh internets are full of em.
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At least it didn't involve skullfucking.
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I dunno, lots of women write violent misogynistic sex fantasies too, from what I've seen, both on and off the internet.
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Pescado
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Ahem. Let's talk about something wholesome instead, like, say, skullfucking.
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Short of using a dildo/strap-on, my feet/toes, or hands/fingers, I don't think I am capable of skullfucking someone. So that leaves watching it, or having my skull fucked.
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I don't think I care for any of the choices.
Angry pornographic works of fiction still makes me sad. Not even sexy!
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I think the mind-control sex fiction and those sneeze fetish stories trump all of this. :p
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Sneeze fetish? :shock:
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Sneeze fetishes sound funny.
Allergy and cold/flu season must be great times to be a sneeze fetishist! Eee, are snot and projectile spit/spit clouds bonuses? Or is it just the noises/scrunching up the face?
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I like to know how these things work.
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Wow, this thread makes me feel vanilla, and I didn't think there was anything that could do that, heh.
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Golly, a sneeze fetish. My sister would be highly prized by these people. It's not that she sneezes al the time, but she has enough allergies to make it reasonably frequent, it's mostly that she isn't capable of sneezing less than 10 times in a row, and it's usually more. She just keeps going. We usually just wait for a few minutes and just say one "bless you" at the end.
I'm not quite sure what made me read this again as I'm a girl so no skullfucking for me and there's lots of things beyond my interest but a sneeze fetish, while bizarre is at least not one to disturb the squeamish.
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I'm not completely stupid, but just stupid enough.
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Ontopic post: Has anyone seen the ridiculous ehh... how should I call it? Crap (s)he updated with? :lol:
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Let's all have a sneezing contest LOL
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