Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Sweetiepie]

That sim modelling Candrew's bikini looks like she's in agony and who can blame her?  

[Grace]

"Jesus! Behind you!" Ron yelled, painfully aware of his and his compatriots' complete and utter impotence in this situation.
Jesus swiveled swiftly, and in the blink of an eye broke off two of the desk's legs. Rolling under one of the vampire's legs, he leaped to his feet, and staked them both in the heart, through their backs. They turned to dust, and he turned to face the last couple of vampires. The vampires, however, had fled, obviously no match for the Son of God's inexplicably amazing martial arts skills.

I just skimmed for it for now, but this part...was amazing. I love the "Jesus! Behind you!"   :lol:
The MCR/HP crossover breaks more rules than just the fanfiction ones...it defies the unspoken rules of mankind...and of God.  :lol:

[SimGameFan]

Wow, for once her model is actually pretty! And she didn't use bright neon mis-matched colors!

[Sweetiepie]

That preview looks really edited to me. I bet the outfits awful in game. The hair texture looks weird, like the model is just starting to go grey or something.

[willywiluhps]

"Jesus and his cohorts"... :lol:
I have another bad/good crossover, but I can't remember where I found it (if it was here, I'm sorry to post it again).  Be prepared though, it's scary:
Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.
Goku and Anne Frank get married in the end.  I...I don't know what to say. :shock:

[Ash Redfern]

The spork of possibly the most hilarious Harry Potter crossover ever: http://pottersues.livejournal.com/373089.html?page=1

Ha! And here I thought nothing could top Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter by itself. Apparently I was wrong, very wrong.

[Ieliminate]

The one mentioned on the LJ page was the one I was talking about. That movie trailer was great. Jesus sure could kick vampire ass.

The new model isn't on the normal level of Niven Fug. Carla has failed. I bet that outfit looks terrible in game, especially mine.

The Hitler Dragonball Z crossover was scary. At least Hitler died.

Also on the CN Models v. Death Eaters- Think of them like dementors: they suck out souls with their trout pout lips.

[Diamond_bollocks]

Why does she hack that 'runway walk' for her previews? It makes it look even worse.

[Captain Berg]

Everyone uses it. It's the thing. It's "cool". Or something.  :roll:  But very, very old by now, and very, very rarely makes it into a good picture.

[CaitSneko]

The runway walk is only put to semi-good use if its used in a video. In pictures its just strange and stretches the oufits in weird ways sometimes.

[Ieliminate]

Has anyone seen Carla's new frontpage thing? It's no longer Fug Model. It's some weirdo beach scene that scared the shit of me. And June's bestseller is the Omg, I can see your nipples shirt, I posted.


Photo takers need to find something besides the "Sexy Walk" for their modeling needs.

[joan_fontaine]

It's some weirdo beach scene that scared the shit of me.

Seriously, what the hell is that girl doing?  It's almost like she's seen the horrors inside the site and is throwing her head back in utter despair/impending blindness.

[RedLove]

LMFAO! That was so funny! The sim looks like shes dying.

[AnneBonny]

Wow, for once her model is actually pretty! And she didn't use bright neon mis-matched colors!

Oh hell yeah! I can see the pretty model too! Doesn't she look smashing with her "I just did a blowjob on Thomas" lipstick and lopsided eyes that were stretched to hell via Dr. Vu surgery? Riiight. Pretty. While I'm on a roll...that shirt texture looks like human flesh. Nice.  

The vampires, however, had fled, obviously no match for the Son of God's inexplicably amazing martial arts skills.

ROFL that's so wrong but in a good way.  

[Grace]

And June's bestseller is the Omg, I can see your nipples shirt, I posted. .

Bestseller means one person bought it--either someone who subscribed to the site just out of curiousity and/or to use the clothes to torture their sims OR Cardrew is lying that he has customers. Of course, there's a sucker born every minute. The fact that someone would pay for the nipple shirt... :shock:
And I just noticed the "Face of Niven Contest"...did other people actually submit their sims or did Cardew make them all and pointlessly have a competition?