ScooterBabe
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When I Googled Carla Niven, I was led straight to the FAQ. Then I soaked my eyes in bleach for a few hours, hoping the fugliness would wash away. Then, I started reading the 100+ thread. Gawd, that was...horrible.  Needed a few drinks after that thread. Edit: I do thank you for the links, dusdeedawn. |
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Empress Paden's reaction to T$R: "I'll use my free will to spit in their eye and tell them to go take a flying fornication at a rapidly turning breakfast pastry before ever they see a dime outta me."
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Can you imagine the blisters you'd get wearing those shorts?
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Some people are like Slinkies. Not much use but they always bring a smile when pushed down the stairs.
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Pottymouth
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I didn't even want to contemplate that, thank you for the phantom pain in the ass...  |
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THE Antagonist
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DUCK AND COVER! It's TSR crap!
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The topic title remembers me of Ryder from GTA: San Andreas. Mabye because it's the only line of text/dialogue that i remember from the game.  Anyway, seems like that poor gal was riding her moped when she slided on the ground, landing on butt. Friction is bad when you skid off your moped, isn't it? |
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"Last but not least, the honour and respect that comes with being chosen a Featured Artist here on TSR!"
Big FAIL indeed.
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simovitch
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Oh yes! Let's have another Carla Niven Ama thread.  I'll start with THIS LADY  (Yes, sorry, I know I should have warned you in advance. *Hands out eye bleach*) oh dear God she obviously never heard the phrase "less is more" |
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EmilyTwitch
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is still in 12-school...
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Carved styrofoam.
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Oh look, I get a speshul title. Thanks Pescado. Artwork? |
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Immortelle
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Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat
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How many tins of hairspray would there be needed for t hat kind of hair, and how brittle would that hair be in reality?
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Dr House
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My pills, let me show you them.
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How many tins of hairspray would there be needed for t hat kind of hair, and how brittle would that hair be in reality?
A mere stick of dynamite is enough to obtain that style. |
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I'm a female, so what?! Duh! Anyway why are you reading this? Go away! Shoo! Oh and here are my pills.
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Pescado
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How many tins of hairspray would there be needed for t hat kind of hair, and how brittle would that hair be in reality? I think we could do it purely through electrocution. |
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Give a man a fire, and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Pottymouth
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I dunno, seeing someone walk down the street in the meatslab dress could do it, methinks. Especially if they were using make up by Thomass with a Chazzdesigns skin tone.
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Dr House
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Paden, that's too unhuman! *screams in horror!*
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I'm a female, so what?! Duh! Anyway why are you reading this? Go away! Shoo! Oh and here are my pills.
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dstar
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The Best Things in Life Are Free
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I dunno, seeing someone walk down the street in the meatslab dress could do it, methinks. Especially if they were using make up by Thomass with a Chazzdesigns skin tone.
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Dr House
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Thank you *grabs eyebleach* Arg too late *faints*
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I'm a female, so what?! Duh! Anyway why are you reading this? Go away! Shoo! Oh and here are my pills.
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JWong
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Why did I have to look..
My god it's bloody hideous I am going to have nightmares for a week.
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Too often we lose sight of life\'s simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face for you to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother@#?!&! up side the head!
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Thank you for joining me in the Saturday Morning Horror Show, we now return you to our regular programming already in progress.
Edited because I should remember to proof-read just a bit better when I'm taking heavy fucking pain killers...
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« Last Edit: 2009 August 08, 22:11:43 by Paden »
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