TSR: In Ur Accounts, Deletin Ur Stuffs!

[iamawake]

I was simply amazed at the way he tried to shift things. "Don't do it for me and my monies, do it for YOU! Do it for YOUR SOUL! Do you want the other kids to be COOL LIKE YOU without having to jump through the hoops? It's in YOUR BEST INTERESTS to give me monies!". Asshat.

[dstar]

Why get it for free when you can pay- Marko - cause your stuff is fugly  and looks like the stuff no one wanted in the 1960's and should have been left in the dusty 60's era Warehouse of Fugly Clothes Ideas where you found it - and I can find better, more fashionable  and more truly historically accurate  60's stuff on Mirkwood Sims, All About Style and Carnaby Street Sims for free- Therefore why should I get your stuff even for free from the Booty- Its ugly.

[sailfindragon]

Ya'll owe me 15 mins of my life I'll never get back.

I swear to goodness I nearly pissed my pants with laughter with that one! Maybe she should have read that book first before spewing out shite tutorials on something she obviously knows fuck all about.

[SuperScarlett]

That's one of the other problems that I have with paysites. Along with completely being against the EULA (not that EA cares) they charge for poorly-made content. Even if it wasn't illegal I'd still not buy it. If they were legally able to charge they should at least get better FAs.

[Darqstar]

When I was a kid, my grandfather once told me this story about a guy who built a poor mousetrap.  He tried to give it away, and everyone he offered it to, looked it over and said, "I'm not taking that!  It's a horrible mousetrap!  I mean, you have a little table and chair for the mouse to sit upon and eat the cheese!  And a spring made of tinfoil is not going to hurt a mouse when it snaps on him!  No way am I taking that to clutter up my house."

Discouraged, the man went into the general store to buy a soda.  While he was paying for his soda, the owner saw the mousetrap under his arm and said, "What's that?"

The man explained that it was his mousetrap, and then went on to tell him how he tried to give this mouse trap away, but no one would take it, that they all said it was the worst mousetrap ever made, that a picture of a cat would be a better mousetrap than his.

The owner of the store said, "Oh, I can fix that!"  And he took the mousetrap and put a 5 dollar price tag on it.  

A week later, the man went back into the store, where the owner said, "Hey, I've been looking for you!  Here's your share for the sale of the mousetrap.  And I have orders for a hundred more!"

For some reason, that story springs to mind quite often when I see stuff from TSR.  

[Anyerfillag]

Feel free to make creations for the meshes that I’ve made (both body and hair), but don’t upload them to any other site. After all, why would somebody get something for free if you had to pay for it?

LOL! Oh dear Marko, its called being nice to your fellow human beings. Hell I just gave a shitload of books I don't need (mostly ones from University) to my local library - others will get them for free when I paid for them but hell, I wanna give back to society.

Ya'll owe me 15 mins of my life I'll never get back.

*Book of win*

Now now Kenmtl, don't be giving DOT any ideas

[SnarkyShark]

When I was a kid, my grandfather once told me this story about a guy who built a poor mousetrap.

Here's the story my grandfather told me.

One day, Gundfurd the Mighty and Dumblorr the Less than Mighty journeyed into the Enchanted Forest of Nelftt to shoot some weasels for their supper. At the entrance to the forest they met a shady stranger who was selling pixels. He said to them, "I have a basket full of pixels, you interested? (I only need enough money to keep my website up)."

Gunfurd, being as wise as he was mighty, answered; "I can't eat pixels, dipshit. Piss off."

Dumblorr, being considerably less wise (truth be told, he was kind of a tard), said, "Pixels! NOMNOMNOM! But I haz no monies! I only have these silver bullets from my shooting horn and I need them to kill weasels!" 

The stranger replied; "True, weasels are delicious, but pixels are even better!", and he easily convinced Dumblorr to exchange all of his silver bullets for the basket full of pixels. The shady stranger then high tailed it back to his 2nd home in Sweden.

Gunfurd, now realizing what an idiot Dumblorr truly was, considered shooting him right there on the spot, but decided against it since he'd been trying to hook up with Dumborr's sister, Bimboleena, for months and he wisely figured that killing her brother (no matter how warranted) wouldn't help the situation any.

The two then headed further into the Enchanted Forest where they were soon attacked by an evil shepherdess named DOTilda and her flock of man-eating sheep. Dumblorr, who now had no bullets, could only use his basket of pixels as a weapon, and so he threw them at evil DOTilda who cackled and said, "Fool! Those pixels have been Photoshopped!"  She then ordered her sheep to tear Dumblorr to shreds. Which they did, and he died screaming in agony.

Then Gunfurd, who'd been watching all of this and rolling his eyes, calmly raised his shooting horn and slew DOTilda, her man-eating sheep, and a weasel who happened to be walking by. And so, Gunfurd not only had fresh weasel meat but also mutton aplenty. He returned home to a hero's welcome and a very horny Bimboleena (who, as luck would have it, had a thing for sheep skin underwear).

[Paleoanth]

I never knew I had a small incontinence issue.  Thanks for helping me find that out, Snarky.   

Fucking awesome story and I will be sure to pass that one to my nephews. 

[kenmtl]

[bmyall]

Thanks Snarky, you made my morning. I almost made it through the whole thing without spilling my coffee, until the sheepskin underwear!

[calalily]

You rock my world Snarky. 

[Lilwen]

Thanks, I don't know which was funnier? Snarkys story or the fact it made Pale wet herself.   

[Pooki]

I managed to not be drinking anything while reading but unfortunately against better judgment I was eating my lunch and now my chest hurts from coughing.  I expect a get well soon card from you Snarky.     Awesome story!

[Skoria_Bay]

FTW! Yay Snarky!! That is so funny. A pity Dot and TSR can't appreciate your wit and style like we can. And Darqstar's story with a moral is wonderful too. And very true sad to say.

[SuperScarlett]

Definitely, Darqstar. Good is good and bad is bad, free or not.

I'm not sure I caught all of who was who, Snarky, but yours is funny too!