why do people hate paysites? COMPLETELY DERAILED NOW

[lookatmytreasurechest]

please stay on topic... can't you see this thread has been hijacked and is currently discussing drunk stories and same sex kissing?!

Geeze.

Well thing is..... Once I got drunk and kissed this weirdo (I THINK it was a lady) named Carla Niven and she convinced me in my drunken state to sub to her site..... And that's why *I* hate paysites!!

[jesserocket]

please stay on topic... can't you see this thread has been hijacked and is currently discussing drunk stories and same sex kissing?!

Geeze.

Well thing is..... Once I got drunk and kissed this weirdo (I THINK it was a lady) named Carla Niven and she convinced me in my drunken state to sub to her site..... And that's why *I* hate paysites!!

*slaps TreasureChest*

...You deserved that.

[lookatmytreasurechest]

please stay on topic... can't you see this thread has been hijacked and is currently discussing drunk stories and same sex kissing?!

Geeze.

Well thing is..... Once I got drunk and kissed this weirdo (I THINK it was a lady) named Carla Niven and she convinced me in my drunken state to sub to her site..... And that's why *I* hate paysites!!

*slaps TreasureChest*

...You deserved that.

Thank you. I needed that.  :lol:

[alia]

OMG! I don't even want to know what you had to do after that to earn the title...

It involved a bottle of Budweiser and a lot of E45 cream...

:roll:
I said I didn't want to know... Now I have all these disgusting scenarios in my head. :?

And since setting your hair on fire is pretty stupid, the worst scenario probably is closest to the truth.  

I'm hoping he mixed those two and ingested them. If he did something else, I  really don't want to know.

[tinkrfreakenbell]

The worst thing I did while drinking was have sex with a young airman and get pregnant  :shock:  The pregnant thing ended up well though, have a lovely son so I guess it wasn't that bad after all  :lol:  
I tend to become very friendly and flirt with everyone when drinking, tequilla on the other hand is a guarantee that I will be barfing up my toenails by the end of the night.

[Steerpike]

I once had an interesting experience with a bottle of Southern Comfort and a swimming pool....
Nowhere near as bad as my flatmate who tried to drink toilet bleach, though.

[Quorneater]

I think I was enjoying the paysite hatefest more than what this thread has turned into  

[MMEStalker]

I'm hoping he mixed those two and ingested them. If he did something else, I  really don't want to know.

Well this is the guy who in Sixth Form came into a History class one day dressed as a vicar, dropped his trousers and dry humped the back of the teacher's (occupied) chair while yelling 'I'm going to baptise you!', so it's safe to assume the worst. He's now a teacher.

[PirateBooty]

You guys all need to visit retardoland

[tinkrfreakenbell]

You guys all need to visit retardoland

Sad to say but I don't think that's the first time I've heard that  

[Marhis]

Visit Retardoland!

*limited time offer*
a FREE miss bree for everybody!

[MMEStalker]

Visit Retardoland!

*limited time offer*
a FREE miss bree for everybody!

Heh. I've been over here more for the last couple of days because I can't think of anything to say over there that isn't 'Stop posting!'

[VampLena]

Pirates are always getting drunk and having sex in addition to re-claiming booty, so it seems all normal here.  As for me, i dont drink and still end up in weird or crazy situations as those that do drink, so no stories from me heh.

[Doursim]

My best drinking story involved me picking a fight at a sport party (on that was being hosted and attended by athletes) with a girl who lived on my floor in our university dorms.  I felt like she didn't have a right to be there because she was
1. annoying
2. not an athlete

So anyway I threw my beer in her face, her friend threw her beer in my face, and I threw the rest of my beer in the friends face.  I was carried out of the room by a good friend of mine, a hammer thrower, and then I ended up climbing out of the party through the kitchen window (the house was so packed I couldn't get to the door).  
The night ended with those girls coming to me in my boyfriends room trying to pick a fight (my roommate ran to the room in her underwear to warn me).   Then we made a huge fuss in the halls, yelling (well, I was laughing) at each other... all on a floor that every RA in the 9 story building just happened to be having a meeting on...

So we all got a talking to, and a slap on the wrist.  

Of course, I have my barfing stories too, one of which was in Korea and involved some nasty ginsing rot water (no idea what it's called).... oh the horrible times.

[tIIsuggas]

[request]Calling CARLYMICHELLE, calling CARLYMICHELLE.

Please add the word 'derailed' to your thread title.  This will aid in lessening the confusion of members checking new posts, and forgetting that the discussion has now taken a detour.

Thankyou.

[/request]