More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame

[calalily]

I thought the same thing too reading these posts, I am glad I have my two boys and it's so easy to dress them, just shorts and a tshirt. 

Wait till they do the whole jeans down past their undies thing that boys do, and see how you feel seeing their pubes. 

That's the thing nowadays, you tell your kids no, they scream 'Human Rights Act' and threaten to go to the cops.

That's what teens do though - that's their job. If you haven't done anything illegal, then call their bluff.  See how long they last in a group home before they retract their statements. 

Crumbs, I had a dream last night that calalily became FA at TSR... wtf

Shh.... I haven't made the announcement yet.

[Silver Arrows]

Damn! She's a spy! Lynch her everyone!!!

[missangelica]

Reading the last few pages of this thread has made me realise how very glad I am that I have a son.

I thought the same thing too reading these posts, I am glad I have my two boys and it's so easy to dress them, just shorts and a tshirt.  Mind you when I was a kid I would pretty much wear the same thing

Me too.  If I have a girl and all they sell for girls is slut wear or too old fashioned, then I will not hesitate to buy from the boys department for her.  Kids are largely unisex anyway.  I appreciate those that have converted some "boy" clothing in game for girls.  Girls wear overalls too!

[SoggyFox]

I'll just sew stuff, like my mom did for us girls - shorts with cute appliques and halter tops that were modest, yet comfortable for summetime - I went to a private school in grade school, so wore a uniform in the winter.  And in high school it was jeans and oxford shirts and turtle necks.

[Darqstar]

Crumbs, I had a dream last night that calalily became FA at TSR... wtf

Shh.... I haven't made the announcement yet.

*Sporfles*  I think everyone here would flip out. Including you, Cala.  But imagine what you could do if you were on the inside!  

I'd also love to see the news announcement TSR would make too.  "After tracking Calalily for several hours,  some of our  FA's bloodhounds finally cornered her in the swamp.  (BTW, thanks Bridgit and Suzy, Extra biscuits for both of you!) She was stuborn at first, so we had to take her to our dungeon Sooper Sekret Headquarters to torture persuade her.

First, Steve worked her over with a whip.  She laughed.

Then Padre333 cried for six hours, telling her how much her refusing hurts him as a man, and how he just can't create anymore. Calalily spit in his face.  Padre ran off,  sobbing like a little girl. (Err, by the way?  If anyone sees Padre333 tell him it's okay to come home now, that the scary, mean, woman is under control) 

Bridget came in and peed on Calalily's shoes.  We thought that was going to do the trick, because Calalily got violently ill, but she held out.

All the mods came in and beat her with the spiked bullwhip.  Again, she laughed and this time sang several amusing pirate songs and was able to produce large amounts of rum, seemingly out of thin air.  Since we have all the originality of a clone, we were taking the rum from her and drinking it ourselves.  For a moment, we almost forgot who we are, donned pirate hats, and started talking about how we had to destroy TSR.   Then, Thomas realized he only had a few hundred dollars in his pocket and quickly sobered up.  

So, we finally pulled our biggest weapon. Atwa came in, sat down, and started talking to Calalily about the wonders of TSR, how great she is, how wonderful Thomas is, and how happy she'll be there.  After twenty minutes of this, and a lobotomy, she finally saw the truth, that TSR is the place for her.  As soon as she's out of the hospital and on heavy medication, she'll be creating wonderful things for us, TSR, when she's not whining in the forums about how she needs moar monies.   So, head on over to her guestbook and give her a hardy welcome!  

[Tabby]

 

  My condolences Cala. Having to listen to Atwat talk about anything would probably break even the toughest of us. 

[Millie]

Blackdwarf. Quite simply. Win.

[calalily]

Pfft. Atwat simply could not break me. I've listened to absolutely boring people, and whiny people.  I just think quietly that they are a tool in my head.

[Darqstar]

Pfft. Atwat simply could not break me. I've listened to absolutely boring people, and whiny people.  I just think quietly that they are a tool in my head.

That's why they had to throw in the lobotomy.   

[calalily]

Pfft. Atwat simply could not break me. I've listened to absolutely boring people, and whiny people.  I just think quietly that they are a tool in my head.

That's why they had to throw in the lobotomy.   

Ack! That would get me. Lucky I'm an Aussie with a six foot husband - no one's taking me anywhere.

[lemmiwinks]

Posted by Giggy at MATY.

http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,13385.msg381770.html#msg381770

[calalily]

Posted by Giggy at MATY.

http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,13385.msg381770.html#msg381770

Posted first by coconut on lj. 

[Piratey]

Crumbs, I had a dream last night that calalily became FA at TSR... wtf

More like a nightmare...

[lemmiwinks]

Posted first by coconut on lj. 

Forgive me, as I do not partake in LJ or similar sites. All the drama I can handle is easily available here and at MATY.

[calalily]

Crumbs, I had a dream last night that calalily became FA at TSR... wtf

More like a nightmare...

I'd argue like the devil for the other side.

Posted first by coconut on lj. 

Forgive me, as I do not partake in LJ or similar sites. All the drama I can handle is easily available here and at MATY.

Poor Lemmi - you should click the links to see TSR info sharing - that's part of the "TSR sharing info" thread.    But I bow to your limits if you can't handle the TSR drama as well.