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« Reply #15 on: 2007 December 26, 21:30:32 »
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And the people saying "ho ho ho" is discrimination against women.


Really? I thought it was just a way to motivate farmers and gardeners everywhere.
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« Reply #16 on: 2007 December 26, 21:34:05 »
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And the people saying "ho ho ho" is discrimination against women.


Really? I thought it was just a way to motivate farmers and gardeners everywhere.


Yea in a city near me they banned Santa from saying "Ho, Ho, Ho." He now has to say "Ha, Ha, Ha."
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« Reply #17 on: 2007 December 26, 22:35:48 »
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Yea in a city near me they banned Santa from saying "Ho, Ho, Ho." He now has to say "Ha, Ha, Ha."



That's stupid  :evil:

Surely the person who passed that law has a rod shoved up his/her ass so noticeable that it should be banned too?
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« Reply #18 on: 2007 December 26, 23:25:29 »
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Ho, ho, fucking ho, what a crock of shit! We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit! We do all the fuckin work while he stars in the show, stick your Christmas up your ass, ho ho, fuckin ho!
And now you know how my holiday went for the most part. And the bastard can get the reindeer shit off of my roof, too.
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« Reply #19 on: 2007 December 27, 00:55:33 »
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And the people saying "ho ho ho" is discrimination against women.


Only if you point when you say it.  Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: 2007 December 27, 01:18:13 »
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And the people saying "ho ho ho" is discrimination against women.


Only if you point when you say it.  Tongue


WTF? That's not discriminating that's fun. Then they're all like "Oh no you didn't call me a ho ho ho..." <.<


...Ehm.
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« Reply #21 on: 2007 December 27, 02:20:30 »
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I agree....so sexists.  :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: 2007 December 27, 16:08:06 »
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Ho, ho, fucking ho, what a crock of shit! We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit! We do all the fuckin work while he stars in the show, stick your Christmas up your ass, ho ho, fuckin ho!
And now you know how my holiday went for the most part. And the bastard can get the reindeer shit off of my roof, too.


Paden, I think you need a hug.

*hugs Paden briefly so as not to get smacked*
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« Reply #23 on: 2007 December 27, 16:23:37 »
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I agree with Paden's Christmas Holiday Report. Ho ho ho my sugar frosted rear end. And I actually made the mistake to look forward to this year's holidays. Stupid little Alice.
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« Reply #24 on: 2007 December 27, 16:55:38 »
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Well, considering that a week before Christmas, trying to avoid my little dog going down the stairs, I fell.  I have a hair line fracture in my tailbone.  Yes, it hurts.  But, it did make me exempt from cooking.   Cheesy

Painkillers make holidays that much better.  :wink:
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« Reply #25 on: 2007 December 27, 17:28:21 »
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Gah, Army, you have the worst damn luck, don't you? How many times have you been on painkillers this past few months?
You do it on purpose, don'tcha? :lol:
Hahahaha. Just kidding.
*pats Army's ass lightly*
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« Reply #26 on: 2007 December 27, 17:33:19 »
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Have you met my MIL?  You'd throw yourself down a flight of stairs!

It's only the second time in say 6 months.  And both times, I fell on my ass.  In my Chamber meeting, one of the women said it was my fault for not having enough ass cushion.  :lol:  And she would be an ass cushion expert.
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« Reply #27 on: 2007 December 27, 20:00:10 »
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Nah, I'd throw her down them.  :lol:

*sticks out tongue*
I hope you had the perfect Christmas, Army.  Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: 2007 December 28, 09:14:38 »
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How exactly 'ho' is discriminating against women? Surely manwhores do exist too, don't they?

Also, it's not Christmas ole Lizard invites to celebrate, but 'Cristmass'. That second s gives it whole 'nother celebration.  Cool
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« Reply #29 on: 2007 December 28, 15:02:58 »
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Ho, ho, fucking ho, what a crock of shit! We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit! We do all the fuckin work while he stars in the show, stick your Christmas up your ass, ho ho, fuckin ho!
And now you know how my holiday went for the most part. And the bastard can get the reindeer shit off of my roof, too.


Paden, I think you need a hug.

*hugs Paden briefly so as not to get smacked*



Isn't that like giving a dog a treat for soiling the carpet?
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