Main Street Sims: BTG's Golden Fuck Nut Award Winner

[missangelica]

Alan Rickman owns you all.

<3

[blackmars]

Is that what they look like? Frightening!  I never really cared for their version of Enjoy the Silence, but I really like the one Lacuna Coil did in their last album.

Frightening?!  :shock:

Well, my taste in men is a bit weird anyhow. *shrugs*

I prefer their Enjoy the Silence any day (even though I like the Lacuna Coil version and Tori Amos' version).

[Feverish]

Mummies are dead and icky and cannot have sex. Nuff said.

After giving this a bit more thought, I'll have to agree. Wild wolfman sex ftw!

[RedLove]

The sex may be good but afterwards when they start ripping you to shreds you'll regret it.  

[black rose]

That's okay, blackmars - I really should have said that their hair is frightening... but then again it was the 80's wasn't it?  Which group was it that has a guy with his hair done up like a big swan?  I think I saw them on some "I love the 80's" episode on VH1 awhile back.

[calalily]

Mummies are dead and icky and cannot have sex. Nuff said.

After giving this a bit more thought, I'll have to agree. Wild wolfman sex ftw!

Nah - that Imhotep in "The Mummy" seems pretty lively for Ankh Su-namun.  I'll take the bronzed sexy body of a mummy (and the gold, the gold!!!!11) over wild man scratches and limping the next morning anyday.  And the werewolves of traditional myths used to rip children apart - not cool.  Mummies just curse you- plus - they know magic.

[Duckie]

Nah - that Imhotep in "The Mummy" seems pretty lively for Ankh Su-namun.  I'll take the bronzed sexy body of a mummy (and the gold, the gold!!!!11) over wild man scratches and limping the next morning anyday.  

From the sound of it, you're likely to be limping in the morning thanks to a mummy anyways... ROFLMAO

[mando]

Nah - that Imhotep in "The Mummy" seems pretty lively for Ankh Su-namun.  I'll take the bronzed sexy body of a mummy (and the gold, the gold!!!!11) over wild man scratches and limping the next morning anyday.  And the werewolves of traditional myths used to rip children apart - not cool.  Mummies just curse you- plus - they know magic.

Ah! Calalily, you picked a side! I'm still deciding. However, since the mummy side has less support at the moment I'm going to have to agree with calalily that there are several benefits to mummies just so that we can measure the benefits fairly. Not just the fabulous magical powers, and piles of gold, but think of all the worshippers you can collect and I imagine that the mummy was probably buried with control over some kind of mummy-type legion. Plus, the mummy's curse doesn't affect the mummy, it only affects the people who piss the mummy off.

While the werewolf is super strong, able to leap long distances, and will remain human most of the time, bathing is likely the last thing on a werewolf's mind while they are a wolf and they are likely going to wake up naked in the middle of the forest at least once a month (Eeep!). However, I haven't made a clear decision as yet, I'm still weighing both sides :lol: .

[calalily]

Nah - that Imhotep in "The Mummy" seems pretty lively for Ankh Su-namun.  I'll take the bronzed sexy body of a mummy (and the gold, the gold!!!!11) over wild man scratches and limping the next morning anyday.  

From the sound of it, you're likely to be limping in the morning thanks to a mummy anyways... ROFLMAO

Happily limping, and gratefully sitting on my golden Tutankhamun throne.

Ack! mando - we cannot agree - we must fight to the death - choose wolfman.  Oh, and don't forget the "Don't mention B-A-T-H".  I can't believe anyone on a forum full of cat macros would choose the doggie option.

[Hecubus]

I'm gonna have to go with Mummies too... I love the idea that for millennia, you can smack down archeologists and treasure hunters with a silly curse and maybe a few moans.

[tgriffy]

Ack! mando - we cannot agree - we must fight to the death - choose wolfman.  Oh, and don't forget the "Don't mention B-A-T-H".  I can't believe anyone on a forum full of cat macros would choose the doggie option.

That's only because I wasn't here in the beginning to establish that dogs rule and cats drool!  

Tim

[Irish Wench]

dogs rule and cats drool!

Tim FTW!

 :lol:

[Hecubus]

Meh.

[lasciel]

oh snap tim where's that pic of the cat sidekicking that dopey dog in the head when you need it? :lol:

[Lorelei]

Which group was it that has a guy with his hair done up like a big swan?  I think I saw them on some "I love the 80's" episode on VH1 awhile back.

.

I hate to say it, but you really need to be more specific when you mention bad hair and the 1980's!

My first guess, however, would be a member of A Flock of Seagulls.