Main Street Sims: BTG's Golden Fuck Nut Award Winner

[SnarkyShark]

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

I've got a couple of single friends I could set you up with. OK, they're gay and the sex might suck. But at least you're make-up will always be flawless.

[Yaardarm Monkey]

Is this the same Charlotte that went by the name CritiquingChrist

[that1chica]

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

Story of my life. I guess I'll have to become a multiple personality fucktard...

*puts on tinfoil cap and runs in circles*

[PrincessClepto-patra]

The whole thing about her sites  being shut down because " phone calls" and "harassment" and her never reutrning is probably going to be like her husband ,"dying". Its only a matter of time before the personaility that  craves to make simple recolours of items wishes to come out and play again. That poor woman needs to be medicated. Heavily.

[Frank]

The whole thing about her sites  being shut down because " phone calls" and "harassment" and her never reutrning is probably going to be like her husband ,"dying". Its only a matter of time before the personaility that  craves to make simple recolours of items wishes to come out and play again. That poor woman needs to be medicated. Heavily.

Medicated.....even heavily.....? Better yet, locked away in a padded room away from the world, where she can talk to her peaches, her government husband, her "pal" Jan............am I missing anyone?

[Captain Berg]

Thank you, Jan/Charlotte, for brightening my weekend up (no money=no rum=sad weekend)  

I can't help but seeing Jan Tellerman, the Pleasantview townie, when I think about this crazy person... Sitting in front of her computer in that pink, ugly T-Shirt and camoflague cargo pants... And the blond ponytail all messed up from her fits of rage  :lol:


(yes, I have been playing the game rather much lately. No money, no rum...)

[Hecubus]

Thank you, Jan/Charlotte, for brightening my weekend up (no money=no rum=sad weekend)  

I can't help but seeing Jan Tellerman, the Pleasantview townie, when I think about this crazy person... Sitting in front of her computer in that pink, ugly T-Shirt and camoflague cargo pants... And the blond ponytail all messed up from her fits of rage  :lol:


(yes, I have been playing the game rather much lately. No money, no rum...)

OMG...I wasn't gonna say it, because I was SURE you all would think I was nuts. But I have the same image in my head!

[Paleoanth]

Well, I still think you are nuts.  If that makes you feel any better.

[Paden]

Add my vote to that. But, it's the endearing kind of nuts, my dear, the endearing kind. *ducks away in case of a whackity whack being aimed her way*

[Feverish]

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

All you need is a club. Club 'em, drag 'em in your cave, and have the wedding while they are knocked out. There. You've got a man.

I don't want him brain damages. Besides, that's too much manual labor. I prefer to lure him with the promise of sex and then chloroform(?) him. When he awakes I'll pretend we are engaged and he doesn't remember because he's been in an accident.

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

I've got a couple of single friends I could set you up with. OK, they're gay and the sex might suck. But at least you're make-up will always be flawless.

And we could totally share clothes and braid each others hair. And about the sex, no problem. That's what detachable shower heads are for.

[PrincessClepto-patra]

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

All you need is a club. Club 'em, drag 'em in your cave, and have the wedding while they are knocked out. There. You've got a man.

I don't want him brain damages. Besides, that's too much manual labor. I prefer to lure him with the promise of sex and then chloroform(?) him. When he awakes I'll pretend we are engaged and he doesn't remember because he's been in an accident.

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

I've got a couple of single friends I could set you up with. OK, they're gay and the sex might suck. But at least you're make-up will always be flawless.

And we could totally share clothes and braid each others hair. And about the sex, no problem. That's what detachable shower heads are for.

Hehe that whole post is soo very wrong.But hilarious.

[RedLove]

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

All you need is a club. Club 'em, drag 'em in your cave, and have the wedding while they are knocked out. There. You've got a man.

I don't want him brain damages. Besides, that's too much manual labor. I prefer to lure him with the promise of sex and then chloroform(?) him. When he awakes I'll pretend we are engaged and he doesn't remember because he's been in an accident.

If someone married their crazy asses, why can't I get a man?

I've got a couple of single friends I could set you up with. OK, they're gay and the sex might suck. But at least you're make-up will always be flawless.

And we could totally share clothes and braid each others hair. And about the sex, no problem. That's what detachable shower heads are for.

Um Feverish I'm not sure if you got the memo but men are getting smarter.(Well at least mine is. Kinda.) You have to work harder to catch them. Then again if ya get one like mine the joke "Two men walked into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked." will keep him in a stupor for days.  Note to self: Stop denying the fact that you need to date smarter men.

Ah, I love gay men. The first to tell you when you look good in an outfit and the first to tell you when you look like shit. Unlike girlfriends who will lie to you and tell you that you look "Gorgeous." Lyin' heifers.  Ladies, why do you do that. If I look like shit. TELL ME. So I don't look like shit when I go out infront of EVERYONE.

Semi-rant/rambling Complete.

[Yaardarm Monkey]

That's what detachable shower heads are for.

 :shock:    and I thought she just had a cleanliness quirk    :shock:

[Feverish]

Um Feverish I'm not sure if you got the memo but men are getting smarter.(Well at least mine is. Kinda.) You have to work harder to catch them. Then again if ya get one like mine the joke "Two men walked into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked." will keep him in a stupor for days.  Note to self: Stop denying the fact that you need to date smarter men.

I only want him smart enough to take out the trash and dumb enough to believe that Jimmy Choo is a Chinese orphanage that I donate money to.

Ah, I love gay men. The first to tell you when you look good in an outfit and the first to tell you when you look like shit. Unlike girlfriends who will lie to you and tell you that you look "Gorgeous." Lyin' heifers.  Ladies, why do you do that. If I look like shit. TELL ME. So I don't look like shit when I go out infront of EVERYONE.

Semi-rant/rambling Complete.

Silly, why tell them that they look like shit when they make it so easy for you to look better than them? That's what frienemies are for!

[Yaardarm Monkey]

 I prefer to lure him with the promise of sex and then chloroform(?) him. When he awakes I'll pretend we are engaged and he doesn't remember because he's been in an accident.

no hitting over the head....well....


no, no, no....there's a better way